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Old 20-07-12, 02:34 PM   #1
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Default The Fart Board - sponsored by Lucozade Sports Drinks

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm


... its been a slow day.
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Old 20-07-12, 02:49 PM   #2
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how bored are you?

You surely must have another ducati to rescue
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Old 20-07-12, 02:58 PM   #3
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how bored are you?

You surely must have another ducati to rescue

You might find him one in Newcastle tomorrow, 1pm @ M&S Motorcycles, Ducati up North are having a gathering.
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feel free to drop off a Panigale in need of some TLC
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Old 20-07-12, 03:42 PM   #6
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They have got a monster there in need of TLC

It looks like its been parked in the Tyne
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Old 20-07-12, 04:10 PM   #7
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BTW Mr Smith, I worked on a few building sites up there in the 1990's and did my boozing just 'round the corner from M&S M/Cycles's in The Broken Doll. It was the sort of pub where they searched you for weapons before you went in, if you did'nt have a knife, they'd lend you one.

I'm told it's been knocked down and re-built at Beamish, is that true?
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i think it was.
I'll googlefu it later.

We've got the residents of westgate rd for that now
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Old 20-07-12, 05:01 PM   #9
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H for Harley is a good one....snigger, snigger
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Sloppy haha

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BTW Mr Smith, I worked on a few building sites up there in the 1990's and did my boozing just 'round the corner from M&S M/Cycles's in The Broken Doll. It was the sort of pub where they searched you for weapons before you went in, if you did'nt have a knife, they'd lend you one.

I'm told it's been knocked down and re-built at Beamish, is that true?
Wow what a place the doll was i was gutted when it got knocked down this is what you see now in its place http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=st+j...cbp=12,45,,0,0 not a sign of its greatness


Edit: i give up google maps being a pita all there is now is a car park
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