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Old 22-08-08, 07:03 AM   #1
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Ok, my last day at work, I need some ideas for relatively safe pranks
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Old 22-08-08, 07:19 AM   #2
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Burn the building down.
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Old 22-08-08, 07:26 AM   #3
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cling film over the toilet seats?
try this http://www.prankshare.com/search/label/Office%20Pranks
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Old 22-08-08, 07:35 AM   #4
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Not a prank but when I worked at Tesco (don't ask) its was a guys last day instead off closing the till 5 mins early to stop customers he was half way through serving someone and when the clock turned to 6 just stood up and walked off!!! He then went to the seasonal isle dressed up in a full halloween costume. Ran round the whole store scaring the customers and infront of the managers did a rolly polly stuck two fingers up and walked out. Brilliant
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Old 22-08-08, 08:07 AM   #5
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Get really drunk at lunchtime, poo on the bosses desk and grope the secretary


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Old 22-08-08, 08:11 AM   #6
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Or you could poo at lunchtime, get the secretary drunk and grope the boss.

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Old 22-08-08, 08:23 AM   #7
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me too !! les join forces i've already don a cartwheel own the office !!
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Old 22-08-08, 08:41 AM   #8
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On my last day once I emptied one of those small individual pots of milk then filled it with a mixture of washing up liquid and pink food colouring.

Then I carefully put that in the water feature the stupid Principal had paid to have installed in the entrance (money that should have been used for better things btw)

Pink bubbles everywhere. Fantastic!!
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Old 22-08-08, 08:43 AM   #9
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me too !! les join forces i've already don a cartwheel own the office !!
You sound pished already BBC!
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You sound pished already BBC!

thats just me normally !! cartwheeling and doing stars in the park !!
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