hot sauce/Chilli sauce

[dizzyblonde]

I had to laugh that the thread is about hot chilli sauce, by Sniff......imagining the OP running nose while his nostril hair burns away from chilli.

Anyway, why is it us Brits can suffer the hot stuff, yet Adam on Man V Food, thinks jalapenos are are extreme, yet peg eats em from the jar like sweets!
He hasn't found a sauce hot enough to bring on a sweat......although Asda vindaloo off the counters brings a little tear!!!

Can't be doing with chilli sauces, superhot or otherwise. There is only one king of sauces. I've even had it with scampi and rice.

I give you.......

[Littlepeahead]

Mr LPH has been working his way up the scoville scale. For anyone who wants extreme heat, try Satan's Sh!t. It's a small jar of paste you stir into sauces.

http://www.scorchio.co.uk/chillipepp...**-p-1061.html

Oh crikey , here we go . I attended a BBQ at a good friend`s place . A bottle of Dave`s Insanity Sauce was produced and was opened with a Tea towel . There was nervous giggles all round and I exclaimed "How bad could it be ?" . I was told that it was quite bad . So I drizzled a thin veneer on a Burger and took a bite .

Nothing .



Then I sensed a disturbance in the force . My face flushed Red , my ears even Redder . The coughing started , then the buzzing . My eyes watered and I started to drool like a St Bernard . By now , everyone is in peels of laughter . Then it got worse . My Tongue almost folded itself in half .... lengthways .



I was in serious trouble and it took copious amounts of Jack Daniels and Coke to even remotely turn back to anything near normal . I likened it to licking a Welding Rod that had just been struck and was still glowing at the end .

NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[timwilky]

I have a couple of bottles of insanity in stock. just a drop or two really perks up a casserole/stew etc.

Daughter bought me a jar of insanity mustard. that is actually quite mild and I use that on my bacon etc.

[Littlepeahead]

Stu got some in his eye. Thought I was going to have to take him to hospital. He was squealing like a toddler.

Apparently you need something fatty for the Nasty-Killer-Sizzleoids to stick to , they bond to the fatty cells and can then be spat out or rinsed etc . I have actually found that a Milky Coffee with 2 Sugars (not too hot either) can calm it down quite nicely rather than Cold things like Beer etc . As far as eyes go .... plenty of Water to try and rinse out and then let the eye flush itself out .

I worked in a local posh hotel as a kid , we had an external changing rooms and toilets for the staff . One evening a chef had gone for a widdle , he didn`t come back , I was despatched to see what was happening . I got to the changing rooms and there was Chef Pete , Chequered strides around his ankles , water blasting into the wash hand basin , Pete on tippy toes with his Knob in the sink . I froze on the spot and Pete turned his head around and said "Don`t tell anyone ..... but I`ve burned myself with Chillis" .

I couldn`t help thinking that Chefs are supposed to wash their hands and I`m never eating anything prepped by him . We never spoke of it but whenever Chillis were present in the kitchen , Pete would never meet my raised eyebrows and Muttley Sniggering .

[timwilky]

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

Apparently you need something fatty for the Nasty-Killer-Sizzleoids to stick to , they bond to the fatty cells and can then be spat out or rinsed etc . I have actually found that a Milky Coffee with 2 Sugars (not too hot either) can calm it down quite nicely rather than Cold things like Beer etc . As far as eyes go .... plenty of Water to try and rinse out and then let the eye flush itself out .

I worked in a local posh hotel as a kid , we had an external changing rooms and toilets for the staff . One evening a chef had gone for a widdle , he didn`t come back , I was despatched to see what was happening . I got to the changing rooms and there was Chef Pete , Chequered strides around his ankles , water blasting into the wash hand basin , Pete on tippy toes with his Knob in the sink . I froze on the spot and Pete turned his head around and said "Don`t tell anyone ..... but I`ve burned myself with Chillis" .

I couldn`t help thinking that Chefs are supposed to wash their hands and I`m never eating anything prepped by him . We never spoke of it but whenever Chillis were present in the kitchen , Pete would never meet my raised eyebrows and Muttley Sniggering .

Been there, but had the wife splashing the water from a bowl whilst I continued to cook


Also learned to cut onion before chilli. That way if my eyes need a wipe there is no chilli on the fingers

I have one of those Metal Spike things , Stab anything , chop it , no risk

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

I have one of those Metal Spike things , Stab anything , chop it , no risk

You mean the chilli, not your man sausage?