What do you do if you don't get on with someone at work?

Originally Posted by Grinchmeister

Leave a non bootable floppy in the disk drive and set the machine to boot from floppy first. But this depends on how computer savy they are.

Better yet, leave one that boots to a BSOD

[Balky001]

You IT people have a evil streak. But won't the woman just ball out the nearest help desk person? I think if you play with her PC you will get in trouble and some poor old HD mug will end up with the problem.

You can't make someone like you, just let her get on with it. But you should ask her why she is no longer in a managerial role - was it the soft skills she lacked or is she just as unpopular at every level. Then ask her to turn her fan the other way if she is having HRT issues and a build up of excessive persperation you don't want to have to suffer the fall out. Why may want to 'mention' to HR that she is a bit stinky an keeps blowing it to you - not that you are fussed just others have mentioned it so maybe a polite word is in order - she'll be very embarrassed if they call her in!

Playing about with PC's is dodgy!

Everything is usually logged on servers, including the prints you do.. (including the SV650 forum your looking at now!)

If you think it's OK

• Open Internet explorer
  Click on internet options
  Click on connections tab
  Click on LAN settings and check use a proxy server..

This should halt internet access.

(This is gettin' serious now, and there's me thinking it's an SV forum )

Try this

Open your registry and find or create the key below.
To set the keyboard delay create a new DWORD value, or modify the existing value, called "KeyboardDelay" and set it to either 1, 2, 3 or 4 where 0 = ¼ second , 1 = ¾ second, 2 = 1¼ seconds, 3 = 2 second delay.

To change the number of keys inserted during a repeat operation create a new DWORD value, or modify the existing value, called "KeyboardSpeed" and set it a number between 0 and 31 with 31 being the fastest repeat.

Restart Windows for the changes to take effect.

Note: People who experience seizures in response to flashing lights or patterns may have problems with the blink rate of the insertion point if it is set at a frequency above 3 to 5 times per second.

send me a picture of her, and the address where you work!!!!

Originally Posted by sharriso74

Or swap the keyboard and mouse around with the person in front of her (you) while shes away getting a coffee and start typing random thing out on her screen DIE BITCH DIE for example

i like this one

[northwind]

Killing silently is a tall order, but a quick look at an anatomy chart will show that the larynx is an easy enough target—providing you can make a stealthy submerged approach, sneak up on your victim, and catch her unaware. Once that's accomplished, grasp her hair as close to the scalp as you're able to and yank her head back while using your Ka-Bar combat knife to make a lateral cut across her throat. Make sure you sever both the carotid artery and jugular vein while piercing the windpipe, and press hard; the larynx is a tough, rubbery piece of tissue.

Originally Posted by northwind

Killing silently is a tall order, but a quick look at an anatomy chart will show that the larynx is an easy enough target—providing you can make a stealthy submerged approach, sneak up on your victim, and catch him unaware. Once that's accomplished, grasp his hair as close to the scalp as you're able to and yank his head back while using your Ka-Bar combat knife to make a lateral cut across his throat. Make sure you sever both the carotid artery and jugular vein while piercing the windpipe, and press hard; the larynx is a tough, rubbery piece of tissue.

Are you:
A: A trained Medic
B: A trained Killer
C: A lover of 007 movies
D: none of the above...

Just steal a load of statioanry and stuff and plant it in her desk, best plant some dodgy porn in there just for good measure.

You can then "discover" this when you go to borrow her stapler, and report it to the boss, easy

Originally Posted by Filipe M.

Better yet, leave one that boots to a BSOD

But mine makes them look stupid when you take the floppy out of the drive.