Shout at me, I am an idiot.

Originally Posted by Spiderman

tbh i havent read the thread, only the title, so errrm sorry if thats wout of order or anything Janey but i;m a true gentleman and if a lady askes me to do something i dont hesitate

I am also a gentleman (Spiderman will confirm this) and I also never
say no to a lady, except when she asks me to lift a bike.

[northwind]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

I was moving the SV around the garage today and over balanced, dropping her very slowly on her right hand side.

Look on the bright side, when I did that last it fell on top of me Hope you feel better soon!

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

We are still waiting for the pictures though!!

and so I deliver.



and this one too.



Two days old and Mum is doing well. Requests for kitties are already coming in. Hopefully this time I wont have to pop then in a sack and drop them off the pier. That created so much annoyance last year. How was I too know that there were kids playing there?

Ahhhhhhhh bliss!

Babies!!!!!!

I want to cuddle them !

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

The stories I could tell, but to be honest they would shock a lot of you and get me thrown out of most pubs!...

When I first joined this thread, I had a boyfriend and he lived about 70 miles away from me. I bought the bike with the intention of riding to his for weekends of passion.

I have always been involved in gay culture and meeting Carol was a revelation, she is not the typical gay woman, but she is very strong and determined. We chatted on Gaydar girls for ages and when I finally met her, I knew I had found my one true love. We have been together ever since.

I did give boys a try though, three boy friends and four girlfriends before I met Carol means that I have been switching between them for years. These are not dirty secrets, just a bit of honesty.

Anyway, thanks every one for the kind comments, they mean a lot and as I said to another of you folks recently. I may not recognise many of you in the street, but I have come to value you as friends. The world would be a much colder place with out the warmth of friendship that we share on here. Thank you every one for your friendship, compassion, pee taking and joking. You have touched my heart.

Love

Jayne
XXXXXX

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Filthy lezzer

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

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Filthy lezzer

You know me so well and we have not even met yet. Scary!

Anyway, not so much filthy, just experimental...

Shut up you two Im brooding over kittens here!

And Jayne, you are a filthy lezzer! (just in an experimental kind of way)

[ophic]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Anyway, not so much filthy, just experimental...

now there's a line worth remembering

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

Shut up you two Im brooding over kittens here!

And Jayne, you are a filthy lezzer! (just in an experimental kind of way)

They will be ready for Christmas (But no eating them) if you want one, Carol says you can have one of the black and white ones and you can call it Nee-nah... I think that she may finally have snapped!

LOL!

Bless her, she's finally gone!

I have 2 black and white ones (and a plain white one) already and they dont match the conservatory furniture, do you have one in yellow or green please?