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Old 06-02-10, 12:47 PM   #1
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Default Do you ride a harley?

So just had a near miss at the local Asda, dozy sod and wife push their trolley into the road without looking, I swerve past shaking my head at about 5mph and park up alongside the beer token dispensers

He comes up and has a rant at me, there was no need to shake your head at me, I said I was sorry, I am a biker too, I just didn't see you.

Do you ride a Harley? I ask. How do you know.

Because your deaf as well as blind.


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Old 06-02-10, 02:28 PM   #2
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please clarify me cunfussed
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Old 06-02-10, 03:27 PM   #3
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I think he's saying that the noise from the idiot's Massey Fergusson has made him deaf, and the fact he'd like the look of a Harley enough to buy one makes him blind... and both combined mean he can just walk out in front of timwilky's bike without seeing or hearing it.
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Old 06-02-10, 03:50 PM   #4
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ahhh i didnt get it cos tim rarely rides a bike
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Old 06-02-10, 07:38 PM   #5
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Why do idiots happen when I am around?
It's because you live up North! Comes with the territory.
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Old 07-02-10, 09:39 AM   #6
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Ah- the condescending shake of the head. Winds people right up!
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