Chain Saw Needed

Bit of a long shot, but does anyone around here have a chain saw I can borrow tomorrow?

Got some sleepers I need to chop through.

Simon does!

ooohhh does he now, I'll text him, cheers

[Fallout]

He texted me. I said yes, but obviously need it tomorrow for arsing about. Old man Busy then gave some silly excuse involving children and that was that.

I dunno! You try and help people!

You can't cut children up with it, you'll blunt he blade its not designed for bone.

Originally Posted by Spank86

You can't cut children up with it, you'll blunt he blade its not designed for bone.

Deffo disposing of children is best done with a Hammer!

[Fallout]

While we're on the subject, apparently babies can be loaded on and off a truck easily with a pitchfork.

Originally Posted by Fallout

While we're on the subject, apparently babies can be loaded on and off a truck easily with a pitchfork.

Be careful sometimes the flesh can stretch too much and they fall off! That means loading them by hand!

Or they stick, flesh has a lot of suction when pierced deeply.

There's an optimum point after death to load them, too far outside that window and you'll have issues.

[Fallout]

Come on gents. Any adept use of a pitch fork involves putting your foot on the stabbed item to lever it off once moved.