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23-02-06, 12:58 PM
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Impressing birds by any means whatsoever
Any suggestions? All the ones so far have been ****.
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23-02-06, 12:59 PM
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Look you risk yourself being banned quicker than guyowen, who has yet to be banned.
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23-02-06, 01:01 PM
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i use charm, sophistication, humour, charisma and a lot of style to get myself a laydeee
and a dash of rohypnol |
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23-02-06, 01:05 PM
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Perhaps if I rode through town doing tankstands, I could run down and cripple a young lady, and keep her in a box?
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23-02-06, 01:06 PM
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i use luck and charm ....along with help of hypnosis
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23-02-06, 01:08 PM
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23-02-06, 01:08 PM
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Well this thread is realy intresting, way better than the others.
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23-02-06, 01:11 PM
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Northy, you're from Scotoilerland - so wear a kilt. They attract women like nothing else I've ever experienced. You'll be fighting them off. I can speak from a lot of experience of this
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23-02-06, 01:22 PM
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Join the fire brigade, women seem to swoon over fireman whatever they look like.
Plus you'll be doing a worthwhile job and helping people.
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