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05-08-06, 08:35 PM
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try and see if that will work for you. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." |
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05-08-06, 08:41 PM
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Heard before, when guy not Chinese. You Ah So.
I'm joking :P 
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05-08-06, 08:48 PM
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You know, I cant for the life of me work out why the chap in the joke needs to be chinese. Funny tho. |
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05-08-06, 08:49 PM
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Reminds me of Kentucky Fried Movie.
The three Kung Foo Fighters: Hung Lo, Well Hung, and Enormous Genitals. |
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05-08-06, 09:58 PM
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06-08-06, 08:31 AM
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No no, Its just peculiar that its chinese.
Its all the funnier for this total randomness....or maybe thats just me  Anyway, I think you go 'approved', eh Law? 
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06-08-06, 12:01 PM
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You're certainly a "random" kinda guy.............whether or not you're funny is another matter
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06-08-06, 04:09 PM
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I'm not offended, all jokes stereotype people and accentuate their funny mannerisms. I do have a sense of humor, it's only real serious racist comments that p**s me off.
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07-08-06, 12:02 PM
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I always thought you were an animated character anyway Law :P
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07-08-06, 01:37 PM
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 Doh! I have no idea why chinese but I guess it gives it character! Quite good none the less
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