sooooooo, whats gone wrong then.......

It all went quite well - apart from forgetting the sausages in bacon! But that's what you get when you let the ol man do the cooking!

[DarrenSV650S]

No mince pies for me

[yorkie_chris]

Stepdad still in hospital with pneumonia, broken bone pain coming back with a vengeance. Whiskey time.

Kida got a couple of prezzies that decided not to work,even though they were working when we wrapped them....oh well,back to toy r us for replacements.

[Messie]

I made the mistake of texting some of my family to wish them season's greetings. Now they think I like them and I've been invited to the big family 'do' on sunday. I havn't got a legitimate excuse to get out of it.

I was quite happy not speaking to most of them

Mrs Jabba and #2 son both have 'flu.........

I cooked dindins (as always at Christmas) and over-cooked the mange touts. They were "mangy touts" - all limp and soapy

Sprouts were good though, and Mrs J loved the stuffing

Mrs J's M & S dressing gown proved it was no ordinary dressing gown by having no belt. Why didn't I check?

All kids toys work, but regretting giving #1 son a guitar.

My pressie arrives tomorrow. Hopefully

Hope the rest of the hols are good for everyone

Originally Posted by Wideboy

well, what's gone t!ts up on the day........

turkey wouldn't fit in the oven

What did i tell you!!!

did he end up sleeping on the couch last night then girth, you banned him from the bedroom?

[Jayneflakes]

My sister is going back into hospital after developing complications after surgery. I am so worried about her, but do not want her to know too much because I know that it will make her worry about me, worrying about her.

My sister means so much to me, after my brother disowned me in the summer, she is the only sibling I have left.

Get well soon Hazel, I love you very much and you are the best sister in the world. (even if you did steal my Lego when we were kids!)

Baby Wyrdness whacked Mrs Wyrdness in the eye with a new toy. She had to keep her eye closed for the rest of the day because it was so painful. Then the cats ate tinsel from the tree and ribbons from presents and puked them up on the floor. I then trod in it.

Moral: Never have babies or cats