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Old 05-10-10, 02:21 PM   #21
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Im a bit young to have experienced this first hand but I think my Dad has been going through this so can give you a few ideas,
Motorbike and sports car you have already done, I have already suggested the speedboat but I think there wer some microlight lessons before that, oh yes and the ppl after that, then there were the RC helicopters, these were revisited a few times, then the quicker sports car (that went round a lampost quite quickly) the jet ski came next I think, paragliding followed, new Busa is the latest toy. Honestly he is a big kid my old man but at least theres loads of fun toys when I visit!
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Old 05-10-10, 02:30 PM   #22
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Get yourself up off the top of Parlick with an oversized kite strapped to your ass
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Old 05-10-10, 03:29 PM   #23
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Christ wondered where i went wrong, i did that when i was 18
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Old 05-10-10, 03:37 PM   #24
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Midlife crisis????


Bloddy hell if midlife comes at your age, is old age crisis for everyone else.

BTW I know someone preeeeetttty close who is 40 soon....thats time for a midlife crisis!
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Old 05-10-10, 05:44 PM   #25
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Have a kid
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Old 05-10-10, 06:41 PM   #26
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get your bell-end and nipples pierced
ouch!!! and did that 18. Next!!

why not get it all done twice

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Old 05-10-10, 06:57 PM   #27
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Night out in Preston with some mates?

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Hope this helps.

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well as you know its soon my birthday and i got to thinking
what will my midlife crisis actually be, and tbh i was stumped, because ive already

bought motorbike
owned sports car
married younger model
jumped from planes
been round the world

so any and all suggestions welcomed

enjoy and have fun
i did the sporty car number, got the bike now going to try the single life i think all that qualifies as my mid life crisis
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