Are women born thick, or does it come natural?

[Red Herring]

It was probably freshly smoked, you should have been more specific.....

Originally Posted by hovis

but shopping is a womans job

as is cooking and cleaning


tim, you should slap her across the face with a nice bit of halibut, that should learn her, not to make such a stupiod mistake again

Ermm, not in our house. Mr Lou does the shopping whilst I walk behind with the trolley, he cooks so I wouldn't have a clue what to buy.

Though I do do the cleaning, along with mowing the lawns.

Originally Posted by leedsmatt7

lol, fish is fish to me mate. If it aint battered its far too posh

+1
Smells a bit fishy as well, i can hardly taste the difference between a lot of them.
Not really a seafood person, batter is the only thing that makes it apertising lol

Birth is natural. So the answer to both questions is yes.

Originally Posted by MiniMatt

And surely all you're saying here is that your own wife is thick - not women in general.

Well, she married Tim!

badum-tish

[Jayneflakes]

Life is so much easier in our house, no foolish boys to upset the apple cart. Carol asked me a while ago if I would like a curry and she then proceeded to explain the differences between all of the curries of the world that she can make. These days, my asking her if I can have one of her specials means "I want a fantastic Thai curry". It is so simple.

Mind you, she also reads New Scientist, has mechanical Engineering qualifications and has gorgeous eyes. Little old me only has a degree or two and has successfully attended two universities.

Sian across the road runs her own business repairing and renovating posh guitars and amplifiers and is also a qualified psychotherapist. She is super clever and currently single.

You see the pattern here?

We avoid blokes, blokes are the cause of the problems in the world. Bloke logic is flawed and bloke communication is based upon vague assumptions and guttural grunting, at best.

The weak link here, I am afraid Tim, is you. Your wife should have trained you better...

Sorry, re-reading this makes me sound awfully Hetro-phobic. You know I love you blokes really? I iz only jokin, iz not clevera than a geeza, i noes my plass is in da kichin...

(Runs away, Cackling like the wicked witch of the west)


For those of you with gentle sensibilities, Jayne would like you to know that she is anti sexism of any kind be it against men women or gender neutral people of all ages and races. Any opinions stated above are for humour only and do not relate to the real human being Jayne in any way shape or form. This message was brought to you by Political Correctness, making your world nice and soft and fluffy since 1982.

[timwilky]

Oh she has trained me in her own little way.

When we first got together she cooked me a meal.

once I recovered, I never allowed her to cook again. It is too damm risky.

Her limit to cooking these days is phoning the local Indian for delivery

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

My lady asked me the other day:

Where do you need to get the boat to go to wales?

My theory is:

1. girls are smarter than than boys at birth
2. boys stay at the same level of smartness all their lives
3. things change for girls at the moment they give birth

Someone should have warned Tara

Originally Posted by Jabba

3. things change for girls at the moment they give birth

This is VERY true.