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Old 20-08-09, 03:36 PM   #21
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Default Re: Are women born thick, or does it come natural?

My lady asked me the other day:

Where do you need to get the boat to go to wales?
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Old 20-08-09, 03:54 PM   #22
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mrs giggles has plenty of "stimpy" moments but its part of her charm
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Old 20-08-09, 03:57 PM   #23
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hey, I have plenty of Dizzyblonde moments, but one should never assume I'm stupid or indeed thick.
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Old 20-08-09, 03:58 PM   #24
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Ive found with Jenn that although shes really intelligent, shes just so bloody dopey too.
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Old 20-08-09, 04:02 PM   #25
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Ive found with Jenn that although shes really intelligent, shes just so bloody dopey too.

Go easy on the Rohipnol.Its strong stuff you know
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Old 20-08-09, 04:06 PM   #26
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Go easy on the Rohipnol.Its strong stuff you know
Dont I just know it!
Last time I tried it I woke up with a sore @r$e....
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Old 20-08-09, 04:07 PM   #27
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ok I just grown a set...

they must grow into it. as I 've just had to move 2 big green Tescos carrier bags from very very near the gas hob... As I could smell something that didn't smell like food burning !

got there just in time.
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Old 20-08-09, 04:12 PM   #28
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My lady asked me the other day:

Where do you need to get the boat to go to wales?
In defense of the young lady, where was she intending to travel from?
These are the sneaky questions they ask to make sure you are really listening.
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Old 20-08-09, 04:12 PM   #29
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Tried it mate, she slapped me back.
Must get a bigger fish next time.
The funniest thing I've read all day.

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Old 20-08-09, 05:03 PM   #30
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She doin the "man thing"

Dont want to by the b****y fish so if I get it wrong he'll do it himself next tinme!!!!!!!!!!!

She obviously had a great role model in her life lmao
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