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Old 10-10-07, 04:41 PM   #31
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Kinvig old chap, the trouble with rhyming is that options are far from many.
Infact, this wonderful language of ours often doesn't present any.
If your name was Mick, I'd have rhymed it with slick, but I was stuck with Dirk
It could have been worse by quite a margin, for what also rhymes is jerk.

Biggles old boy, may I state how much I enjoyed that charming limerick.
A pleasant tale of an unfortunate, with a 90 degree bend in his pr1ck.
Sandy, please get my name right, for I'm not the one with the lycra glare.
The only thing that shines on me, is my head for I have no hair.

Come on you lot! Am I the only one with an English 'o' level on here!
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Old 10-10-07, 04:48 PM   #32
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nice poem spiderman,


like it

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I gave Spannerman all his inspiration
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Old 10-10-07, 05:08 PM   #33
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I gave Spannerman all his inspiration
And thanks for the tips on how 40 something skinhead types can look good in lycra!
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Old 10-10-07, 05:11 PM   #34
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First there was the bread named fella, telling his tall tales.
They probably really work on sheep, 'cause that's all you get in Wales.
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Not much rhymes with Wales dear boy.....Don't take it too seriously I'm just pi55ing about!
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Not much rhymes with Wales dear boy.....Don't take it too seriously I'm just pi55ing about!
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Old 10-10-07, 05:32 PM   #37
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There once was a mechanic named Spanner man
Who's skills could get you out of any jam
"When your front pot cuts out"
He'd avidly shout
"Try a Fender Extender or Bellypan!"

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Not bad Warthog old chap! Though I'd actually say don't go out in the rain.
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sorry spanner man what am i like
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No probs Sandy, at least it gave me an excuse to inflict more of my assassinations of the English language on this lot of illiterates!
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