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Originally Posted by lylej

. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.

but then they wont bother putting it up and then nobody wins haha

And I know exactly where YC gets his dirty nails I have never seen them clean the whole time I have been with him perhaps they were born black! To be fair I don't question it, Id rather his hands were clean at least!
Thankyou anyway John, I know where to come in future to be sure!

I'm gonna nominate Shellywoozle ... sort her out please, she seems like a nice lass that is a bit of a lost soul ... what is she doing wrong?? ... she knows what I think, but what do the pros think?!?!

Sort her out with your wisdom John!

I met a fella in the pub who said he could enlarge my Penis by using a special massage technique.

But it does not seem to have made any (lasting) difference.

Was he just pullling my plonker?

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by lylej

although it is not difficult to put the loo seat down.. it is to many men.. as it just doesnt warrent the effort.. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.

No!

Toilet seats that need to be held up are the most annoying devices ever!

Originally Posted by lylej

... if he didnt lift it in the first place would you really want to use a loo seat covered in urine?

He'd be toast!!

Originally Posted by lylej

or further more have you considered that it iritates him that you leave it down all the time? why can it not be up untill needed????

although it is not difficult to put the loo seat down.. it is to many men.. as it just doesnt warrent the effort.. so if you really need a quick fix simply install a small block like a door stop or equvilent so when the seat goes up he has no choice to hold it or it will fall back down.. problem solved.

Yeah I preferred our old one...it was so knackered it used to fall down on its own...bit dodgy really if his bits got in the way

Well thanks for the lack of an effective resolution to my problem...luckily I keep baby wipes in the bathroom at all time

[yorkie_chris]

Why don't you stop being a lazy bugger? Or maybe check the position of the seat before sitting on it...

Expecting people to run rings for you, tis shocking.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Expecting people to run rings for you, tis shocking.

Yes I do - I wear the trousers

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

I'm gonna nominate Shellywoozle ... sort her out please, she seems like a nice lass that is a bit of a lost soul ... what is she doing wrong?? ... she knows what I think, but what do the pros think?!?!
Sort her out with your wisdom John!

Without having had a propper covosation with shellywoozle it would be difficult to make any sort of opinion.

if shelly would like to have a convosation about it, either on here or in confidance i am happy to listen and give my opinion..

but usually when some one appears to be a lost soul it can be for a range of reasons.. including a bad relationship past including violence or abuse (in the broadest sense not nesiceraly the physical could be mental).. these are the MAIN reasons people may feel worthless and/or negative towards ever trying to love again as they do not want to have to feel so useless and unimportant. or they just simply dont want to hurt anymore. this is just one reason but the list is to comprehensive to go into detail here

the main things that the human species require from any sort of relationship be it friendship or love is the desire to feel wanted and needed, without this a person will fail constantly.. and have relationships that last for a small amount of time with no real gain.

before anyone tries to find a partner they must first know ( or at least have an idea ) of what they want.. you find some people go for the same type of person... and always end up back at square one hurting.. feeling depressed and ultimately alone..

your own mind is the best shrink on the planet.. because all proffesional shrinks do is coach the answers from you and make you realise it.. i my self have been to the mountains of madness and back.. and gained a Real ability to help people who need it.. by understanding how i released my self from depression.. and teaching others to do it too. (that last bit i am deadly serious about too folks.. i really can and regularly do help people who have problems and even full blown depression, it doesnt make me untouchable in terms of hurt.. but i tend to bounce back Very quickly and keep moving forward )

Originally Posted by Wayluya

I met a fella in the pub who said he could enlarge my Penis by using a special massage technique.

But it does not seem to have made any (lasting) difference.

Was he just pullling my plonker?

If nothing came of it then in my opinion id say yes he was, although research has shown that masterbation during puberty can significantly alter the size of a mans penis for the better later on in life when the body has finished growing.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Why don't you stop being a lazy bugger? Or maybe check the position of the seat before sitting on it...

Expecting people to run rings for you, tis shocking.

quiet you, get back in your box

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

quiet you, get back in your box

That's my girl! - keep 'em in their place!