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Old 20-08-09, 12:51 PM   #1
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Default Are women born thick, or does it come natural?

Fancied a bit of fish for dinner tonight. So on the wife's shopping list I add fresh haddock or cod.


she has just phoned me, I have got you some fresh smoked cod.


No you haven't.


She doesn't want a repeat of when she came home with "black halibut" when I wanted halibut and I made her take it back and ask for real halibut. Our local fishmonger must see her coming a mile away
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Old 20-08-09, 12:54 PM   #2
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i dont get it.
Does that make me female?
Is it because it cant be fresh AND smoked, can it only be 1 or the other?
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Old 20-08-09, 12:58 PM   #3
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i dont get it.
can it only be 1 or the other?
By George he has got it.
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Old 20-08-09, 01:03 PM   #4
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lol, fish is fish to me mate. If it aint battered its far too posh
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Old 20-08-09, 01:09 PM   #5
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Umm, if women are so thick - buy your own damn fish? Sorry but please And surely all you're saying here is that your own wife is thick - not women in general.

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Old 20-08-09, 01:12 PM   #6
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Umm, if women are so thick - buy your own damn fish? Sorry but please
but shopping is a womans job

as is cooking and cleaning


tim, you should slap her across the face with a nice bit of halibut, that should learn her, not to make such a stupiod mistake again
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Old 20-08-09, 01:18 PM   #7
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Tried it mate, she slapped me back.
Must get a bigger fish next time.

don't forget ironing, brewing up etc.
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Old 20-08-09, 01:18 PM   #8
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Umm, if women are so thick - buy your own damn fish? Sorry but please And surely all you're saying here is that your own wife is thick - not women in general.
He might have a case - look who she married...

Also not all smoked fish is actually smoked using smoke, some of it is done chemically (soaked in "flavouring") so it could be considered uncooked.

Also would you eat it as it came out of the package (and not as Sushi/Sashimi I will add)?
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I'll take the 5th amendment...


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Be a man, commit yourself to an answer.

Or do you have to ask the wifes opinion first?
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