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Old 04-05-08, 10:14 PM   #11
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And why are we not good enuf
Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes.

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Old 04-05-08, 10:15 PM   #12
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Hey the leathers have an appeal of their own
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Old 04-05-08, 10:15 PM   #13
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Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.
*sits back and waits for Beaniebikerbabe (insert more babes) to arrive on the scene* (can't think of any other 'babes' at the mo )

So what defines a babe then in .org terms
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Old 04-05-08, 10:20 PM   #14
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Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes.

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ere, I have had 22 inch blonde hair extensions and worn bike leather at the same time......and actually ridden a bike not just sat on one....I'm a real biker babe me.......lol

then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan
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Old 04-05-08, 10:20 PM   #15
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Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason
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Old 04-05-08, 10:20 PM   #16
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Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know
I like the slim, lean and cunning bit.

(gone to sniff her pits )
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Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason
ok, let you off
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this is my reactional thought to MCN/brollie dollie type biker babes...anyone care to agree
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then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan
...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much?

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

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...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much?

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

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oh I've worn me undies in public before, just I think everyone was blinded................by how white my legs were
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