My shot at an early friday joke...

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Ed

The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.

Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its head. On the shores of the lake were the most detailed pictures of Indians having a great time.

After gaping at the painting for some time, the enraged curator demanded to know what the theme was supposed to be.

The artist said, 'You asked for a painting of Custer's last thoughts', he explained. 'That's it. Custer was thinking, 'Holy mackerel, where did all those f***ing Indians come from?''

Nice,

Originally Posted by Ed

Something older than General Custer himself.

Oi, you stealing my spotlight?! Stand back or I'll sue you!

Oh.

On second thought... be my guest! Would you like some chips with your burger?

Originally Posted by Law

Still I'm jealous of those who have an unwavering belief in an higher power which helps them through tough times.

I believe in a higher power that gets me through tough spots. I call it the front brake...