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******** - This is a great English word with many excellent uses. Technically speaking it means testicles but is typically used to describe something that is no good (that's ********) or that someone is talking rubbish (he's talking ********). Surprisingly it is also used in a positive manner to describe something that is the best, in which case you would describe it as being "the dog's ********". Englishmen who live in America take great delight in ordering specialised registration plates for their cars using the letters B.O.L.L.O.X. Good eh?

aaah the english language! it's brilliant, thats why god invented it. how negative things can be positive, and vice versa.

Let me know if you need help with Portugeezer

[Biker Biggles]

If you need a French letter they are readily available here.











French letter=Condom in English.

Originally Posted by keithd

aaah the english language! it's brilliant, thats why god invented it. how negative things can be positive, and vice versa.

Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

Hey guys,

I am terribly sorry to get you all worked up. As it turned out, I ran out of time and didn't get the letter done in advance. I am sorry.

She is now over there with you guys. She'll be there till the 11th, I believe. Please take good care of her. If you see a cute Canadian gal named Laura, tell her Mitch says "Hi".

I did give her a BikerFriend.org sticker to put on something important like... The Mona Lisa. And then take a picture of it for me.

Sorry again. I am a little disappointed too.

Mitch

[Luckypants]

Are ALL Canadian girls called Laura? Every one I meet / hear of is called Laura!

[timwilky]

I was at a meeting in Paris a few years ago that was attended by a "French" speaking Canadian. They asked her to speak in English as they couldn't understand her version of French.