Kingston Pigeons

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I've got as far as far as the comment by a certain 'Mr Snorter' and have had to stop so that I can..

A. Clean up the mess.

B. Change my pants.

How very bizarre!!

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I especially like this one...for some reason...

Posted by: Tonly Blair on 11:06am Wed 6 Dec 06
This is not politically correct, most of the pigeons are islamic pigeons and have flown through 12 neutral countries to claim asylum in England. I say let them all claim benefit, house them and let them work on our underground system, its only fair after all the true British pigeon's are all getting **** on by the gov and flying off to live in Spain

Lol the comments are fantastic!! Pity not everyone seems to be noticing them, haha...

Originally Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06

I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work....

Thants Funny

Originally Posted by Fancy Coo-Coo on 12:57pm Thu 30 Nov 06
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I'm horrified at the very idea anyone might want to harm these gentle creatures. I myself was raised by pigeons after being abandoned in Trafalgar Square as a young nipper. Therefore I know how noble and generous a species they really are. If anyone were to kill a pigeon in this way, it would be as though they are slaughtering one of my own family. It's murder, I say!....

There are so many and all funny

Posted by: Roland Runtfarmer on 12:29am Thu 30 Nov 06
What a lot of fuss over nothing. Everyone knows pigeons can't be killed, they are immortal and immune to bullets. Where I come from we worship the pigeon deity and never look them in the eye as this can turn a man to stone. I can only warn the gunman chappy that if he should lift a finger against but one bird he will incur their never ending wrath and more than likely burn in **** for his actions.

I would not risk it myself, it's just not worth it. Leave it !!! Many have tried and even the mightiest have failed! The only way that may have some effect is to tie them down and chant incantations while you flay their hides with an stout oaken branch blessed by a high priest of Nayhead. Mr McNally, the orchestrater of this ill thought out plan I say unto you beware the consequences of your actions against the blessed ones.

I wonder what a Runtfarmer does

[Richie]

Posted by: Mr Dallinger on 5:06pm Thu 30 Nov 06
My elder sister was held captive for nine days by a flock of rock pigeons on a small island near Malta in 1979 - it may have been Gozo but I'm not too sure. (Sorry about that.) As you might gather she suffers from nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet seeds for some strange reason. She is in full support of the cull and, in actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or not. Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot.



Posted by: Danny Delgado on 7:04pm Thu 30 Nov 06
I myself have never been attacked by a pigeon, nor indeed defecated upon by such a feathered being, but I feel it is my duty to point out to certain contributors to this discussion that it is no laughing matter to be on the receiving end of pests and vermin. Just the other day, for example, I was held prisoner in my own home by a violent squirrel who demanded I perform certain "acts" in order to regain my freedom. I was shamed. But the most shameful thing is, I secretly enjoyed it. How wrong is that?

Posted by: Segley Farnsworth on 6:36pm Fri 1 Dec 06
I think it's disgraceful, the way that people are abusing the privilege to post replies to this article.
When I was young, my father would have given me the strap for behaving with so little respect.
Youngsters nowadays have no respect and cannot see that they are wasting hard working taxpayers' money.
I am going to write to the Daily Mail at once. You have been warned.


Posted by: Joe on 6:43pm Fri 1 Dec 06
Mrs S Farnsworth,
Perhaps I can interest you in some Viagra. It will help your husband loosen you up.
Yours,
Joe

[yorkie_chris]

Lmao!

The comments on there are hilarious!

Especially; "I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes."

rofl

Rofll, how random are some of those

Posted by: Jacob Dyer on 12:33am Wed 6 Dec 06
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.