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Old 10-10-07, 04:22 PM   #271
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And what I'm looking for is a man first of all, got to be taller than 5.6 not fat, bald is ok and with hair, but no comb overs. Someone with a funny great personality. Oh got to have a mean machine with a good throbbing engine. clean working guy and able to cope with me.


Well, except for the great personality bit, I'm a complete knob
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Old 10-10-07, 04:30 PM   #272
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A complete knob is one attribute you will require to satisfy Sandy's strict checklist.
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Old 10-10-07, 05:09 PM   #273
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5' 8" tall, all my own hair and teeth, 32 waist, 38/40 chest, 11 stone of pure fitness. I teach Motorcycle Mechanics to those grubby little students and don't mind sharing any knowledge and skills I have

I don't have 'a' mean machine with a good throbbing engine, I've got 4 of them.
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Old 10-10-07, 05:45 PM   #274
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Well, except for the great personality bit, I'm a complete knob
Your many posts testify to that old Spoon!
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Old 10-10-07, 05:47 PM   #275
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Hello - most people describe me as certifiable - I describe me as a bit quirky

On the up side I have been known to crawl around under a bike on the side of the road to reattach the exhaust of a certain damsel in distress after it fell off
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At least I'm doing engineering and not some mickey mouse course!
Do you mean you have to do a course to be able to bash things with a hammer as only you know how?
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Old 10-10-07, 06:13 PM   #277
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Nah I've been beating the f### out of things with a hammer for way longer than I've been at uni.

I get the feeling you think I'm some sort of "bike butcher" ... I can do a job without reaching for the lump hammer you know!

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Old 10-10-07, 06:22 PM   #278
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Nah I've been beating the f### out of things with a hammer for way longer than I've been at uni.

I get the feeling you think I'm some sort of "bike butcher" ... I can do a job without reaching for the lump hammer you know!

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Looking at your list of bikes, need I say more
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Old 10-10-07, 06:31 PM   #279
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Lol, a transit van bent the scooter, the CG was a rat when I bought it, and a cattle grid and daft braking damaged the curvy.
And if you can make my 349 run any better I'll kiss you lol
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Old 10-10-07, 06:54 PM   #280
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umm Im 6 ft have all my own RED hair, about 67 kgs, have some engineering cells to knock about and can diffo float your boat/ship/yacht. [Please delete as needed]. plan on fitting the new exhaust this friday, so even can do bike things.
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