So then...Tips for moving in with the girlfriend

[Spiderman]

All i can say is...












poor old BBC!! Does she know you're moving in or are you just gonna show up one day and say "Surprise!!!"

good luck with it, there will be ups n downs no matter what so just enjoy it.

Please add the following to my earlier list:

Do not, under any circumstances, refer to her mother as.....

1. The Murder-in-Law
2. The Old Trout
3. A domestic water-heating applicance

If she really hates doing something - like for example the cooking dont just take on the role - as you will have it for life

Originally Posted by Gmonsta

If she really hates doing something - like for example the cooking dont just take on the role - as you will have it for life

The bitter voice of experience

[tigersaw]

Originally Posted by K

Put the toilet seat back down.

Absolutely. I can get away with most things because I understand cars, plumbing and electrics and can get in the loft; but this is a big no no.

hmmm,

Ian - When you can't find something, try looking for it instead of expecting her to find it for you.

Vern - I refer you to the advice Jerry Hall's mother gave her when she married Mick Jagger - "He'll expect you to be the housemaid in the parlour, the cook in the kitchen and his ***** in the bedroom. Hire the first two and handle the rest yourself". Obviously that didn't quite work out for them ....

If Verna tells you she's cooking that evening and you agree, and say that's a nice idea, then remember to go home to eat it.

Someone nearly got a big pot of chilli in their bed because they stayed out in the pub instead.

Originally Posted by helen

If Verna tells you she's cooking that evening and you agree, and say that's a nice idea, then remember to go home to eat it.

Someone nearly got a big pot of chilli in their bed because they stayed out in the pub instead.

Um, that wasn't anything to do with me, was it? (and if it was, he forgot to mention it as he was ordering a burger with everything on). (and if it wasn't, then he's a serial offender).

No Debs, you're in the clear - the offence was committed with his workmates.

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Spiderman

All i can say is...
poor old BBC!! Does she know you're moving in or are you just gonna show up one day and say "Surprise!!!"

good luck with it, there will be ups n downs no matter what so just enjoy it.

Sadly not, she knows. Im a lucky guy

Thanks Debs and Helen. Sadly, i'll probably be home most nights before her, so i'll be a cooking that and the fact im unbelievably fussy, i'll cook my own food anyway.

I really cant wait.