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Old 11-07-07, 03:29 PM   #41
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Hungry now.
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Old 11-07-07, 03:37 PM   #42
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keithd -
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Old 11-07-07, 04:57 PM   #43
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Ah ha - Mr D is obviously planning his resupply lines. Cunning.


Personally my armoured worms and mice/mines shall defend me - along with sellotaping c0ckroaches to my house...

... which of course will make it indestructable in the event of a nuclear holocaust brought about by a radioactive catus bomb.

In the mean time I will deploy the eagle/monkey/flamethrower combo but hold my enraged chicken in reserve (he's got a stick you know).



I would control the seas with my gorillas armed with bowling balls... only they sank.
Hey - I know, I should have realised that the were telling the truth in the remake of Planet of the Apes.

They really can't swim y'know.




Espescially whilst carrying a 10lb bowling ball.

Go figure.
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Old 11-07-07, 05:08 PM   #44
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*sings* Theyre coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ha ha, theyre coming to take me away........
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Old 11-07-07, 05:12 PM   #45
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*sings* Theyre coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ha ha, theyre coming to take me away........
Ahh, so in which case you won't need the horses eh? Do you mind if I coat their feet with napalm and gaffa tape stereo's to their backs?

Just so they can play 'Ride of the Valkyries' whilst charging through the countryside and setting it on fire.



Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase.

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Old 11-07-07, 06:50 PM   #46
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What is the wind speed velocity of an laddened bat with a cacti-bomb?

South american or European bat ????????
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Old 11-07-07, 07:44 PM   #47
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South american or European bat ????????
Did you mean to say "Brazilian Big-eared bat or European Free-tailed bat"?
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Old 11-07-07, 09:18 PM   #48
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Hmmmmm, cows...


... ignition devices on thier tails = instant flamethowers = BattleCattle!
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Old 11-07-07, 09:19 PM   #49
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Hmmmmm, cows...


... ignition devices on thier tails = instant flamethowers = BattleCattle!
Only trouble is you roast your own troops
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Old 11-07-07, 09:24 PM   #50
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Since there's a pension crisis, I've decided to copy Worms and use these.

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