Coming soon to a roadside near you.

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

Hmm...


Strange conspiracy theories...


Rage issues...


Bit foreign looking...



Guess you're lucky the fake passport market is a bit dry at the moment...

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by specialone

I'll be joining you shortly online sir, after a ****, shave and a shampoo

Sorry for derail

He should be there in about an hour then, the later 2 things won't take him long but the first will ..... paper and hogging the loo for an hour.

Ha ha ha

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

He should be there in about an hour then, the later 2 things won't take him long but the first will ..... paper and hogging the loo for an hour.

Ha ha ha

I havent shaved since sunday and not cut my hair in 2 weeks, it will take longer than you think

[fizzwheel]

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Run by Road Crime Team who all are advance bikers ..... good lads too !! So they only preach what they know and do themselves.

I'd be happy to spend a few minutes chatting to somebody qualified like that, maybe given a leaflet or something else to consider. A few minutes is OK, but I woudlnt want a full blown safety lecture, especially if I was on my way to work or I had to be somewhere.

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by fizzwheel

I'd be happy to spend a few minutes chatting to somebody qualified like that, maybe given a leaflet or something else to consider. A few minutes is OK, but I woudlnt want a full blown safety lecture, especially if I was on my way to work or I had to be somewhere.

Well this is the job I am working towards so fingers crossed for me.

Me personally tho, would prefer a drop in place at a pub car park, set up a stand and stay static and let bikes come to me IF they wanted. Staffs have done this too but they like these Operations.

[Biker Biggles]

Originally Posted by Red Herring

Yeah right... I can promise you I've got far more exciting things planned for when I retire! To answer the original question, no there isn't. There are plenty of law books, and equally boring manuals on policy and procedure, and regrettably more and more young officers are getting them rammed down their throat instead of learning the rules of practical policing. The problem is it's not the officers fault this is happening, it's the public. When I first started we tended to treat people as we found them, if they gave us gip they got the same back, if they were half reasonable we would be equally co-operative and understanding. Nowadays people want to be able to slag you off to your face, ignore what you ask them to do, push you out of the way if you try and stop them doing something they shouldn't, and then complain about you if you don't give them a thank you note afterwards.

Aint that the way of the modern world though?Its exactly the same in all walks of life where our whole society is being micro managed by an ever more powerful bunch of control freaks.The Polis is no exception.Older more experienced workers are total anathma to these new breed of zealots as they are in a position to question and critisize them.Where I work the older staff are being bullied and sidelined like never before and no excuse is passed over to get rid of them if at all possible.Replacements are drafted in suitably brainwashed and primed for a probably short career of "compliance" and obeyance.I read all about it when I was at school in Orwells 1984

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by simesb

?????????

That would be a funny thread

ok just to kill the "funny" remark with just one of the many real facts. 19 alleged hijackers about 6 were found to be alive and completely uninvolved. yet the offical report still contains their names as having being hijackers. Doh!

happy to start a new thread about this but feel free to do a search as you will find plenty of pages worth of it already.

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

Hmm...


Strange conspiracy theories...


Rage issues...


Bit foreign looking...



Guess you're lucky the fake passport market is a bit dry at the moment...

PMSL, sometimes i think i love you.

Originally Posted by Triv650

"OK, enough of this...i'm going on COD to blow some brains out to release the anger, lol. "

Would that be on PC, Xbox 360 or PS3?

PS3 mate, join in if you're on it too. See the PS3 players list thread for all our online names.

Originally Posted by specialone

I'll be joining you shortly online sir, after a ****, shave and a shampoo

Sorry for derail

I dislike derail nearly as much as i dislike sub base. Oh i see what you meant there now

And yeh, derail over, sorry from me but you all know i like a good derail ever now and then.

Anyways...yeh those scumbag rozzers, thats who wer were throwing things at a minute ago aint it?
Carry on.

Rides and hides form our resident rozzers, remove his rfid implant and puts in in a passing cat to throw them off the scent and tampers with his pate just enough to avoid all the anpr too

^^^^^
Our resident rozzer warned me off plate tampering with promises of having my toy confiscated and being made airtight in the shower-block. Shame you don't get that for burglary or assault anymore...

[Red Herring]

Originally Posted by carternd

^^^^^
Our resident rozzer warned me off plate tampering with promises of having my toy confiscated and being made airtight in the shower-block. Shame you don't get that for burglary or assault anymore...

Oh yes they do...well sort of. I got a memo through from the CJU (on of our admin units) today to tell me that a couple of blokes we nicked in a stolen car a few months ago had changed their plea and got sent down for 6 years....mind you it might also have had something to do with the handgun we found under the passenger seat! Still a nice result though.

Originally Posted by Red Herring

Oh yes they do...well sort of. I got a memo through from the CJU (on of our admin units) today to tell me that a couple of blokes we nicked in a stolen car a few months ago had changed their plea and got sent down for 6 years....mind you it might also have had something to do with the handgun we found under the passenger seat! Still a nice result though.

That's more like it!