crashy me

[shifter]

;)Get well soon mate! I'll have a pint for ya later!

[454697819]

GWS..

[Tiger 55]

Take as long as you like getting well fella, but do it right!

[falc]

Blooming Heck, gws Wideboy, just take it easy and heal well.

[Dave20046]

****in hell mate this sounds like a real baddun. Hope, you're on the mend soon. Was the lid a flip up type one or something? Any indication yet what happened?
Anyway main thing is your all in one piece(ish), I know what it's like to be mushed up in the hospital beds getting ripped off by those patient line ******s with their crap keyboards just trying to let someone know whats happened.

Get well soon mate!

[Pimp Cat]

GWS Chap. hope your not in to much pain.

[Wideboy]

thanks aall, they wont let me out of bed today so looks like i wont be going home, i managed a few steps yesturdaay so hoping to be out soon, its so boring in here, nurses gettin better tho heehehe

[Kate Moss]

Wideboy - if you wanted attention you should have just asked. So glad you are ok. Not that you have much choice but take it easy - don't rush your recovery.
Big Hugs xxx

[jimmy__riddle]

ouch, GWS.

hope you have a speedy recovery

[dizzyblonde]

nurses gettin better tho heehehe

must be gettin better frickin perv:smt042

[Drew Carey]

Glad to hear you managed to do a few steps matey, but as people have said, take time recovering. Do you have any other medium for communication? (Trying to get hold of someone who has no mobile and is in a bed with access only to the threads is quite difficult!!! lol)

EDIT - You also have no idea how many kisses I have been asked to give you from people on here when we see you!!!!! PUCKER UP BOYO!!!! :D

[Dave20046]

thanks aall, they wont let me out of bed today so looks like i wont be going home, i managed a few steps yesturdaay so hoping to be out soon, its so boring in here, nurses gettin better tho heehehe
Yeah the ones that care about you might be a little funny about you getting out of bed with the spine until you've been xrayed/ctscanned and the spinedoctors told you you're okay. Mmm we have some lovely polish ones in sheff.

[dizzyblonde]

EDIT - You also have no idea how many kisses I have been asked to give you from people on here when we see you!!!!! PUCKER UP BOYO!!!! :D

make sure they are reeeeaaaalllly sloppy:smt112:smt058

[Drew Carey]

make sure they are reeeeaaaalllly sloppy:smt112:smt058

Ohhhhhh i will......but no tongues......thats Girths job!!!!!

[plowsie]

Wideboy - if you wanted attention you should have just asked. So glad you are ok. Not that you have much choice but take it easy - don't rush your recovery.
Big Hugs xxx
Would you have dressed up in a nurses outfit for him.

Widepants, glad you are relatively okay mate. Seems like you are in good spirits as always mate. Heal well mate. Lots of love and man hugs.

Plowsie xxx

[carty]

Just seen this - hope you GWS matey

[Wideboy]

lol cant wait, i have spares for my mobile at home, i have aa bedside phone but its expensive and i broke the whole system last night trying to ring out hence why i disapered lol

[Drew Carey]

lol cant wait, i have spares for my mobile at home, i have aa bedside phone but its expensive and i broke the whole system last night trying to ring out hence why i disapered lol

Well if your up for a breif chat, let me know and I'll call the hospital and find a way through to you. Even if I have to bribe a migrant porter to pass a phone to you.

[dizzyblonde]

there should be a private number if you got a bed phone Widepants. Just its very expensive

[Dappa D]

gav........wtf! sounds like a bad one mate but you seem in good spirits....hope u get better soon, as ull miss next saturdays ride i think we should have another one as soon as ur better....but dont rush it, take ya time, and play on the pain with the nurses!!

[Drew Carey]

there should be a private number if you got a bed phone Widepants. Just its very expensive

Hence I thought id call him, as hospitals can be a rip off to call outwards from. But dont want to in case the poor boy just wants some shut eye and time to fondle nurses!!!

[missyburd]

EDIT - You also have no idea how many kisses I have been asked to give you from people on here when we see you!!!!! PUCKER UP BOYO!!!! :D

I dread to think where you're gonna have to resort to kissing him, his face sounds to be in lots of pain!! :shock: :p

Lots of hugs being sent with you too, they may be the preferred option if you're gentle :D

[Mej]

lol cant wait, i have spares for my mobile at home, i have aa bedside phone but its expensive and i broke the whole system last night trying to ring out hence why i disapered lol

Mate i am shocked, was only riding with you the other week. This is some serious BAD TIMES! Its bad that your helemet came off, same thing happend to my mate and he was not as lucky as you :(, 1 life down mate, 8 to go.

Like others have said least you seem in a good frame of mind about it, and your still here, You need to rest up and recover so you can go out and ride that R1 you were telling me about! GOOD TIMES!!! :D

Get well soon anyway mate, keep me updated up your recovery.

MANLY HUG!!! :D

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc282/Musings_album/Art/group-hug.jpg

[Dave20046]

get someone to bring you your mobile wb, I just used my phone all the time.

[joshmac]

Ohhhhhh i will......but no tongues......thats Girths job!!!!!
After 3 rounds of rock, paper, scissors with Gid ;)

[Wideboy]

lol the nurses read this i have u know

[keithd]

blimey. only just copped an eyeful of this! only read wideys first message too, 11 pages so far? good grief!! he's not THAT popular is he...!!?!?

anyhoo....you plonker rodney! get well soon matey, fractured spine and coming home tomorrow?

EDIT - 13 pages?!?

[Dave20046]

blimey. only just copped an eyeful of this! only read wideys first message too, 11 pages so far? good grief!! he's not THAT popular is he...!!?!?

anyhoo....you plonker rodney! get well soon matey, fractured spine and coming home tomorrow?

EDIT - 13 pages?!?
They all read 'ha-ha'

[dizzyblonde]

But dont want to in case the poor boy just wants some shut eye and time to fondle nurses!!!

then realises hes been fondling nurse Helga in his sleep!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h44/ladypippie/Clip%20Art/uglynurse.jpg

[Dave20046]

lol the nurses read this i have u know
Enjoy spongebath time nurseys! Try not to giggle.

[Nobbylad]

Crikey fella....glad you're OK ('ish) and get well soon!

I'm sure someone can knock you up a special t-shirt that would be fitting for your new status!

[Wideboy]

i have wedge fracture wha ever that is, i can still walk about and stuff but i got told off for doing so

[SoulKiss]

Glad to see you posting.

And just remember they became nurses "To help people (and see lots of willys)"

Or at least thats what it said on a t-shirt I saw once :)

[Girth]

i have wedge fracture wha ever that is, i can still walk about and stuff but i got told off for doing so

"stuff"????? :D

[Mej]

"stuff"????? :d

lmao,

[dizzyblonde]

wedge fracture...oooo nice. Take it easy kidder. No cartwheels for you, and no bouncing on your bed either!

[Dave20046]

wedge fracture...oooo nice. Take it easy kidder. No cartwheels for you, and no bouncing on your bed either!
Unless it's with a nurse :wink:

[Wideboy]

the day nurses arnt as chatty as the evening ones well they were, busy now :(

[dizzyblonde]

oh I see, we're only good enough for when you aren't chattin to the nurses! :-)

[Wideboy]

oh I see, we're only good enough for when you aren't chattin to the nurses! :-)
or eating lol

[Wideboy]

woooo been told my fracture is stable now alowd to walk about and maybe go home later

[RichT]

Nice one - take it easy mate.

[dizzyblonde]

http://www.mountaineermusing.com/uploaded_images/woohoo-772131.gif

wot you do, swallow some locktight?

[_Stretchie_]

Yooooo, glad you're ok

[Wideboy]

i duno, someone must be looking over me to have suvived that with so little injuries, mate picked my bike up in his van, 275 quid storage charge:toss:, duno wha the condition is tho :(

[Dave20046]

i duno, someone must be looking over me to have suvived that with so little injuries, mate picked my bike up in his van, 275 quid storage charge:toss:, duno wha the condition is tho :(
Not your mate then!

Aye any inkling what speed you were doing or how the hell it happened?

[Kate Moss]

Someone at home to look after you?

[Wideboy]

ladies of the org offering? plz a yes:)

[dizzyblonde]

ok Lazydeez who wants to look after widepants??

[Alpinestarhero]

crap, gavin mate I've just seen this :( how are you holdin' up buddy? lemme know if you get a new number

[Kate Moss]

ok Lazydeez who wants to look after widepants??


You know I would but im just soooooooooooooooo far away!:wink:

[Wideboy]

aaaahhhh rubbish, thanks aall for keeping me company in my time of need :smt010

[kwak zzr]

glad your ok Mr Wideboy :)

[Raf]

Ouch, it sounds like you had a bad one. GWS.

[Rai86]

gezzzzz your a plank boy......i cant wait till your all mended to i can clip you round the ear

;-)

[anna]

just read this... glad to hear your on the mend and getting out today!!!

big :grouphug:

[Devil Biccy]

Ditto what anna says wishing you a speedy recovery

[mattSV]

Gav you ****, what were you doing, trying to drift it? :D

Good to hear you are up and about, I've got an abba stand if you need to borrow one to get the bike fixed up (£100 deposit and £50 per week) :wink:

Take it easy.

[xXBADGERXx]

Well Widey , still good to see your spirits are high , I am thinking about you as I am dunking chocolate HobNobs into this nice brew ...................


Dunk
Dunk
Careful balancing
Chomp
mmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Repeat as necessary :)

[Warthog]

Jees Wideboy, that sounds painful! How on earth did your lid come off? Is it an open face one? Really glad you are relatively ok, its never nice to hear about large offs. Any idea what happened yet?

[Ed]

Are they letting you out today then?

[Rai86]

think he is just heading home :D

[Kate Moss]

You nursing him Rai?!

[Rai86]

You nursing him Rai?!


LOL behave

[Dave20046]

ladies of the org offering? plz a yes:)
*loses all fear of crashing*

[Kate Moss]

LOL behave

me....NEVER!!!

[Rai86]

me....NEVER!!!


oh ok then....and since we are all being naughty i might join in......;)

[Kate Moss]

Thats the spirit! Now before i get accused of de-railing...

GET WELL SOON GRANNYPANTS!

[Wideboy]

well im home, didn't realise how bad i was untill i got out of bed at the hospital, cant really walk, eventually got home

seen the bike all the right hand side is smashed, need new fairing, mirror, bar end , the tank and rear fairing is scratched and the zorst is dented, the policeman said the bike left the road into a field or something and i carried on down the road, which my bike and gear backs up as the bike is relitivly fine and gear is wrecked

the helmet was discoverd further down the road, still none the wiser:confused:

seen myself in the mirror for the 1st time, good god im a mess, left part of jaw is all swollen out, front tooth missing, left side of my face is smashed up and so is my forhead, i will get photo's if anyone wants them?? :D

for those of you awaiting my phone call, i will call you later tonight when i know your home from work, dont w3ant to upset you at work ect

thanks for all the get wells guys, was probably just the drugs but it touched me :smt010

[Kate Moss]

aww wideboy. Very gentle hug! (don't wanna hurt you)

[Rai86]

come on get the pictures up slacker :P




xxx ;-)

[xXBADGERXx]

thanks for all the get wells guys, was probably just the drugs but it touched me :smt010

I like touching you when your asleep :smt040

[Wideboy]

later want to have clean up 1st, still abit bloody

[shifter]

I like the way you list the bike's damage before your own, thats a true biker for you!
I have a spare front sub frame in resonable condition I will donate F.O.C as a get well presant if you need it!

[missyburd]

pics pics pics! Corrr we're a macabre lot :-D (ok maybe just Rai and me....:-P)

Sorry to hear about the bike but you are more important so worry about that later and fix ursen up first :-) You'll perk up in no time now your home WB, being in a familiar environment does more for you than hospital ever really could. Take it easy. x

[Frank]

Spoke to his gingerness and his voice is still annoying.
looks lik I have someone else to stalk now he is home

[Kate Moss]

Spoke to his gingerness and his voice is still annoying.
looks lik I have someone else to stalk now he is home

look out Rai!

[Rai86]

look out Rai!


Nah i think you an me are safe now kate :D

:p

[Warthog]

Well glad you are up and about at least a bit. Its a real bugger that your bike was ok and you were not! Next time remember to fling your bike down the road and yourself onto the nice cushioned field :-P. Hope to see lots of bloody photos, I mean, there is no point having and accident, being in pain, and having no scars to show off! That would just be a waste.

[Wideboy]

i'll try and get the pic of the popped out spine joint for you real sicko's

it all sounds far worse than it really is

[Frank]

lmao...because of his spine ,he has just told me that he may not be able to ride a "drop down " bike again ,and may have to get something like a










Bandit

[Warthog]

Damn, its a lot worse than it sounds then!

[xXBADGERXx]

Pull the batteries from the remote , he`s gonna start watching American Chopper and nodding in appreciation , it`ll be handlebar moistaches next (like a moustache but wetter)

[Rai86]

Oh noooooooooooooooo......ive gone off him now


bandits :puker:

[plowsie]

I just thought (before I just looked at Gid's post) of the episodes in top gear where they are followed by summit they don't like, like the american monkey bike in vietnam, the beetle in Africa. Wideboy has got Gid's Bandit following him :lol: :D

[xXBADGERXx]

Pmsl

[Girth]

seen myself in the mirror for the 1st time, good god im a mess, left part of jaw is all swollen out, front tooth missing, left side of my face is smashed


No change there then.

Good to know your up and about though.

I'll be going looking at the new R1 later, i'll send you a pic. :D

[Wideboy]

as i was getting out of bed at hospital a tls pulled up outside, told my dad that was my next bike, he didnt say no! but he did say i dont think i want you to get another bike just yet, so theres still hope

[Girth]

as i was getting out of bed at hospital a tls pulled up outside, told my dad that was my next bike, he didnt say no! but he did say i dont think i want you to get another bike just yet, so theres still hope


Are you or aren't you?

[Wideboy]

Are you or aren't you?

the sv's not written off, when im back on my feet i'll fix her up and away i go

[Drew Carey]

Im glad your ok buddy, was so worried. I'll talk to you later, will have Hovis and Peachey with us so they can say howdy too. I'm also pleased to see it hasn't dented your enthusiasm - but.......

Dont you ever mention getting a bandit ever again!!!! You need your mouth washed out.

[Girth]

the sv's not written off, when im back on my feet i'll fix her up and away i go


:(

[Girth]

Oh and you have just cost me £50.


I've just bought a back protector.

[dizzyblonde]

lmao...because of his spine ,he has just told me that he may not be able to ride a "drop down " bike again ,and may have to get something like a










Bandit

yeah like woteva!!

If this burd can progress to an SV after having a spinal fracture, so can grannypants!!!! Bad luck blandit boy:smt042

[xXBADGERXx]

I broke a Vertebra and I can get a wriggle-on on my SV , welcome to the Club Widey :)

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

Oh my god, glad to hear you're ok. The bike can be replaced so dont worry too much about that. Hope you make a speedy recovery

Maria

[Frank]

Dont you ever mention getting a bandit ever again!!!! You need your mouth washed out.

yeah like woteva!!

If this burd can progress to an SV after having a spinal fracture, so can grannypants!!!! Bad luck blandit boy:smt042

I broke a Vertebra and I can get a wriggle-on on my SV , welcome to the Club Widey :)
can you lot pipe down...trying to sell it to him\\:D/

[dizzyblonde]

yup, mind you if hes had a wedge fracture that'll mean he'll be 'fractionally' smaller.....ahhh I can hear him drooling over a raptor......





...much better than a blandit...hehehehe

[Girth]

I'd rather a Raptor than a Blandit anyday!

[xXBADGERXx]

can you lot pipe down...trying to sell it to him\\:D/

I thought you were his mate , a mate wouldn`t want another mate riding around on a Yellow Bandit ............ If I was there I would have stopped you buying that by introducing something heavy to the back of your head and then dragging you over to something far more nicer \\:D/