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Wideboy
26-02-09, 07:57 PM
hey all, i am writting to u from hospital after crashing my bike late wed night, i've been here since, came off at high speed, helmet came off, face is mashed up, broken jaw, missing teeth, sprained ankle and fractured my spine:(, my phone is wrecked so thought id post on here encase some of u are trying to contact me, drugged up at the min so not doing to bad, at pompey hospital and the nurses aint bad hehe:D, hoping i can go home tomorow, unsure what bikes like i guesing written off, dont know what happend as i was knocked out still not been told anything, anyway will try to hang about but this thing is har to use, much love evil kinevil:D
svdemon
26-02-09, 07:59 PM
Thank feck you're alrightish!!!!! Mercy!!!
You spoon.
It's because you were due to come out with me at the weekend wasn't it. If you didn't want to go you only had to say.
PS. It's only gonna improve your looks innit :wink:
GWS.
fizzwheel
26-02-09, 07:59 PM
Whoops GWS, take it easy and rest up, dont worry about the bike, bikes mend or can be replaced people can't.
OMG that will be why you havent text back. **** hun, glad your ok...ish...you plank. nightmare. ooo sweetie, i will bring you a present xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
$hit
GWS,
how the fork did your lid come off?
that could have been a lot worse
John 675
26-02-09, 08:00 PM
haha... :( do you call him evil kenevil... or is he taking the micky?
CarlosSV650S
26-02-09, 08:01 PM
Sorry to hear that m8. Hope you make a quick recovery !
kwak zzr
26-02-09, 08:03 PM
ooo bloody hell sounds nasty, get well soon matey :(
Oh no!:(
Glad you are obviously alive enough to be able to post. Get well soon!
husky03
26-02-09, 08:05 PM
bad news dude but your still here and that's what counts-how the hell did your lid manage to come off?
Feck me, sounds bad mate hope you mend soon.. How bads ya fracture in the spine?? Wondered why you've not been on here causing trouble!!!
GWS
Rich
hope you heal quick mucka
skeetly
26-02-09, 08:09 PM
Bu gger.GWS.
blimey ..get well soon ..keep your spirits up
:( Sorry to hear that fella.
Hope you mend well and at least there's nurses there to keep your mind active :D
xXBADGERXx
26-02-09, 08:11 PM
Jesus Wideboy , you tarmac jockey , what you playin`at ?
Glad to hear your well and still eyeing up the nursey skirty :)
At least you can that that great big ugly mug of yours repaired on the NHS now for free ........... joke .
Seriously , glad to see your ok and in high spirits XxXxXxXxXxXx <--- Manly kisses I`ll have you know ;)
kwak zzr
26-02-09, 08:15 PM
WB is prob still trying to work out those hospital internet keypads they are wonk!
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 08:16 PM
Matey, so sorry to hear about this. If there's anything we can do just ask. Hope your ok. Gutted, simply gutted.
hoping i can go home tomorow,
Jees, that sounded bad, but here's hoping if their letting you out you're not too bad - the spine sounds worrying as does the helmet coming off. Gotta ask was it done up?
Well a big GWS and hope you can look forward to your next bike :D
GWS Matey sorry to hear about this
Sh!t gavin you have actually made me cry and have my heart in my mouth when Hovis texted me to say you were in hospital!!!!
Get well soon honey and if you need anything let us know!!! X
pegasus
26-02-09, 08:18 PM
ouch.....gws
keith_d
26-02-09, 08:20 PM
Ouch - that sounds seriously painful. I guess pain is our bodies way of telling us, "Don't do it again!!". Of course there are some people who never listen.
Hope the breaks knit together well and you're fit to ride again soon,
Keith.
maviczap
26-02-09, 08:22 PM
Not nice, hope you've got some titainium parts like I've got in my jaws.
GWS
missyburd
26-02-09, 08:22 PM
Feckin hell Gavin so sorry to hear this! Glad you're well enough to post and even cracking jokes :-) Really hope you perk up soon :-( #hug (a gentle one)#
Was your lid not done up properly or something? :confused:
Gene genie
26-02-09, 08:23 PM
crikey, hope you mend soon mate. gutted for you.
markryker
26-02-09, 08:24 PM
Hope your sorted soon :)
Sorry to read this WB.
Wishing you a complete and speedy recovery. :smt058
Wideboy
26-02-09, 08:28 PM
a wedge facture? i cant reply to pm or wall things either, cant remember a thing just waking up in abulance, was the a272 heading towards the meon hut from the a3 someone came round corner and found me layed up on verge, all my gear is wrecked bu it did its job, cant realy eat much because of my jaw a teeth, got a drip thing keeping me going
helmet was up judging by m bust jaw it caught something and wripped off and yes keyboreds are crap
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 08:29 PM
Hunni, that is one extreme way of trying to improve your looks:rolleyes:.
Joking aside, wheres the fracture in your spine. I fractured my 3rd Lumbar summat or another, painful but I lived with it for a long time. Take it easy sweety.:grouphug:
slark01
26-02-09, 08:31 PM
GWS.
Examining the road up close at high speed is never a good idea.;-)
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 08:32 PM
wish I could come visit, just to annoy you of course ;-)
maviczap
26-02-09, 08:34 PM
H'mm the not being able to eat because of your jaw is a tedious thing, as I know too well, been there done that.
Hospital food is carp at the best of times. A good thing to help, is see if they've got any engery drinks. Flavoured complan is good, lime or chocolate, mixed with milk, goes down a treat and is good for your energy & recovery. Plus is easy to digest and tastes good.
Anything we can send you books magazines, sound like you're going to be there for a while?
you stupid git
Been sat here for 5 mins but am lost for words.
Wanna buy a Bandit.?
Biker Biggles
26-02-09, 08:43 PM
Bugger.How did the lid come off.Thats not supposed to happen.
Oooh fudge.
As has been said, get well soon. Take it easy and don't try to rush things.
DarrenSV650S
26-02-09, 08:48 PM
That's horrible mate. Sorry to hear about this. Hope you recover 100% asap
Ouch, hope your better soon.
Just had a phone call from Drew telling me this.
**** me!
Really really lost for words. Hope your ok lurver, i would text you but no point.
I'll PM you my number, let me know how you are getting on.
GWS!
Bluepete
26-02-09, 08:55 PM
Bugger me mate! :smt010
At least you can still be Wideboy and didn't get run over to become Flatboy! :D
I'd give you a hug, but I'm not into that! Give Girth a shout :rolleyes:
Bluepete
26-02-09, 08:55 PM
As if by magic.....Girth appears!
Yeah just got in from work, been doing a 9-8pm not the news i like to hear after a long days work.
:(
sound's nasty get well soon wideboy and i hope the bike aint to messed up for ya.
What they ^^^ all said. Always wear a condom.:safe: or something....
Bluepete
26-02-09, 09:01 PM
. Always wear a condom.:safe: or something....
Stingo, He been F***ed already, too late with the advice :wink:
Nostrils
26-02-09, 09:02 PM
Damn, sounds nasty! Get well soon.
ooooo bugger, get well soon.......those bloody hospital computer/tv/phone things are a complete rip off arnt they lol
bikerskez
26-02-09, 09:06 PM
You sound in good spirit, get well soon.
the_lone_wolf
26-02-09, 09:06 PM
you twonk, it's SHINY side up...
hope you get better soon dude:)
Jester666
26-02-09, 09:10 PM
Holy sh*t!! Sounds bad but at least your jokes are still as bad as ever!
GWS buddy!
Im drinking your "ale" from my fridge make.Will tell u what its like
Wideboy
26-02-09, 09:21 PM
maan i could do with a drink, trying to call out bu i don know how u work this thing its forkin crap
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 09:23 PM
Matey. Do me a favour, a few of us been chatting and want to come see you. Mainly so we can watch you smile with missing teeth. You know only kidding. But let me know somehow through here to contact you and I will coordinate an en masse Widepants visit.
Still can't believe it. Feel like rick rolling myself for old times sakes........ Ooooooo, will go put on my rick astley shirt for you!!!! Love ya matey from all the wp massive.
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 09:24 PM
maan i could do with a drink, trying to call out bu i don know how u work this thing its forkin crap
are you not on a self administered morphine drip?? Won't need a drink then
maan i could do with a drink, trying to call out bu i don know how u work this thing its forkin crap
Its "Wench! Feck me my ale!"
BH Gavin, what a shock to read this. Heal up quick, my friend!! Big man hug.
Guess you'll look like this now (toothless I mean)----->:smt042
Stingo, He been F***ed already, too late with the advice :wink:
Good point - and well made.
Morning-after pill?
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 09:27 PM
in fact here love
http://www.huettenhilfe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pina-colada-ananas.jpg
I gave you a straw, you need it ;-)
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 09:28 PM
I just had a vision of Widepants crossed with Hovis in a bed shouting that out. Eeeeeek
I just had a vision of Widepants crossed with Hovis in a bed shouting that out. Eeeeeek
IS that something you have actually seen? :smt082
EDIT: Of course you have!
Shellywoozle
26-02-09, 09:35 PM
OMG so sorry to hear this mate, you take it easy and GWS.
http://www.boomspeed.com/1631951/hugs05.jpg
Hope they can restore your good looks and hope the fractured spine just needs rest.
As for hospital keyboards, I agree they are tiny, slow and dunna work and very very expensive ... I can imagine you lay there more annoyed with the keyboard than ya bike accident xx
I would say chin up but maybe not appropriate
Sorry to hear this. Sounds bloody awful. Get well soon mate.
Trace :)
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 09:40 PM
IS that something you have actually seen? :smt082
EDIT: Of course you have!
I think last time I saw such a disturbing image was you and him together whilst you had that nasty string vest on!!!!!
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 09:42 PM
Ps- hope no one minds the occasional derail, just trying to ensure he has a smile still. :-)
joshmac
26-02-09, 09:45 PM
$hit mate!
Glad your gear did it's job.
What lid was it? It's a bit worrying that it came off..
Was it a clip or D ring fastened?
GWS
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/SO9XcrQNgMI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/wYujd-8GA-M/s320/toothless_freak_show.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/SO9XcrQNgMI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/wYujd-8GA-M/s1600-h/toothless_freak_show.jpg)
Bad news about the crash, good news your still here though. Get well soon and hope to actually meet up on a ride out in the future when you're better.
shonadoll
26-02-09, 09:48 PM
God, that sounds awful, get well soon!
metalmonkey
26-02-09, 09:49 PM
Holy crap dude:( Hope you feel better soon.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/SO9XcrQNgMI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/wYujd-8GA-M/s320/toothless_freak_show.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/SO9XcrQNgMI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/wYujd-8GA-M/s1600-h/toothless_freak_show.jpg)
LMAO.....your so mean giddypops
joshmac
26-02-09, 09:49 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/SO9XcrQNgMI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/wYujd-8GA-M/s320/toothless_freak_show.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al_2n52q1Eo/SO9XcrQNgMI/AAAAAAAAA4Y/wYujd-8GA-M/s1600-h/toothless_freak_show.jpg)
That a self portrait mate? :p;)
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 09:50 PM
I think under the circumstances derails are good:smt031
I think under the circumstances derails are good:smt031
bet he is in his bed cursing me .Trying not to chuckle because of the pain.
Its a bit of an extreme way of making an acuse to get a new R1, which is incidentally out tomorrow!
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 09:55 PM
bet he is in his bed cursing me .Trying not to chuckle because of the pain.
maybe hes figured out how to use the morphine drip on overdrive....
...aha theres that mean Gid:wink::p:p zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:smt015
missyburd
26-02-09, 09:55 PM
Its a bit of an extreme way of making an acuse to get a new R1, which is incidentally out tomorrow!
Honestly some people will do ANYthing :D Least you know what to get him as a getwell prezzie now, maybe get gid and hovis to chip in :p
This new R1 give us a go!!!
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 09:56 PM
Least it may have strightened all those fugly curves into a prettier pointy shape!!! Runs and hides :-)
This new R1 give us a go!!!
Going to the lauch party at local Yam dealer tomoz nite. :p
Going to the lauch party at local Yam dealer tomoz nite. :p
Gavin your date?
Drew Carey
26-02-09, 10:00 PM
Going to the lauch party at local Yam dealer tomoz nite. :p
You know how to kick a man when he's down!!!!
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 10:01 PM
last time i spoke to him he wanted a go on our raptor, he can go test drive his own now
On a serious note though.....
It was about time he got ride of that pig awful bike! :P
Bluepete
26-02-09, 10:03 PM
Which Yamaha dealer Girth?
Which Yamaha dealer Girth?
ESB, if you fancy it?
PM me your email address i'll forward the invite on.
On a serious note though.....
It was about time he got ride of that pig awful bike! :P
and got an IL4
mine
Luckypants
26-02-09, 10:17 PM
Jeez, look away for a minute and this happens. GWS dude, take time to heal well. All the best.
Ouch fella, sounds like you have had a lucky one mate. (in the circumstances) GWS
Guys & gals, dont make the poor man laugh, itll hurt more than being funny!
How you getting on with using a bedpan? I couldnt get used to it!
Really sorry to read this. Don't go home too soon, hope you're feeling better soon.
Blimey - wondered why you'd been so quiet recently. GWS buddy.
yorkie_chris
26-02-09, 11:11 PM
Ahh bugger. Sounds sore.
ethariel
26-02-09, 11:12 PM
Buggeration! GWS bud!
El Saxo
26-02-09, 11:16 PM
Just seen this thread, GWS mate! :(
mikebrooman
27-02-09, 12:47 AM
Nighmare! GWS wb hope they've let you out by now.
VolatileParsley
27-02-09, 01:03 AM
Just seen this. Can't believe you're in a fit state to post on here after reading what you've been through.
GWS mate.
Frigggg. gws.. matey.. bike is replaceable..
you is not.
Sh!t man, sounds nasty. Hope your ok & mend quickly m8 ;)
Suppose its good in a way that you cant remember anything about the off, hope it doesnt put you off getting back on a bike :D
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