View Full Version : Girly Pin-up / Burlesque Weekend - 16-18th October 2009
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 08:50 PM
I can see this evening is going to be interesting!!!!!! lol
Graciepants
05-10-09, 09:05 PM
dear god what have i got myself into?
first person to pinch my bum while im prancing around in frilly undies is gonna get the slap of their life ;)
speedplay
05-10-09, 09:06 PM
dear god what have i got myself into?
first person to pinch my bum while im prancing around in frilly undies is gonna get the slap of their life ;)
How much will it cost?
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 09:13 PM
I reckon it will be Stretchie :D
Which will closely be followed by a smack!!!!..........From you and Cheryl..........now that I will pay money to see!!!!!
Graciepants
05-10-09, 09:13 PM
I reckon it will be Stretchie :D
Which will closely be followed by a smack!!!!..........From you and Cheryl..........now that I will pay money to see!!!!!
from me or GG? ;)
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 09:14 PM
Edited and answered. lol
gruntygiggles
05-10-09, 09:14 PM
I reckon it will be Stretchie :D
Which will closely be followed by a smack!!!!..........From you and Cheryl..........now that I will pay money to see!!!!!
Which is precisely why I will be putting a "no slapping/smacking/spanking" rule in force!
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 09:17 PM
You didn't mention pinching!!!!:p
gruntygiggles
05-10-09, 09:18 PM
You didn't mention pinching!!!!:p
Stretchie bloody hates it that's why.....you can all pinch him as much as you like :-)
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 09:20 PM
Stretchie bloody hates it that's why.....you can all pinch him as much as you like :-)
Ooooooooooooooooooo....fun times ahoy!!! \\:D/
speedplay
05-10-09, 09:39 PM
from me or GG? ;)
Im easy :D
Graciepants
05-10-09, 09:55 PM
Im easy :D
doesnt surprise me....
btw...does this mean i get to taste GG AMAZING food?
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 09:57 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooo......whats on the menu? Yum Yum
gruntygiggles
05-10-09, 09:58 PM
with this amount of peeps.....either curry or chili....probably curry
do you want me to bring some fresh chilli's off the plant?!
speedplay
05-10-09, 10:00 PM
first person to pinch my bum while im prancing around in frilly undies is gonna get the slap of their life ;)
with this amount of peeps.....either curry or chili....probably curry
So either way I end up with a sore ar$e?!
gruntygiggles
05-10-09, 10:03 PM
So either way I end up with a sore ar$e?!
Uh.....I'm ok, but Stretchie lives here too and you're a bloke.....a sore ar$e is guaranteed!!!
Lily....yes please hunny xxx
speedplay
05-10-09, 10:04 PM
Uh.....I'm ok, but Stretchie lives here too and you're a bloke.....a sore ar$e is guaranteed!!!
I may be a barnstaple boy, but I dont do anything that makes me bleed...
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 10:06 PM
PMSL.....this thread is the most laughs I've had in a while.
gruntygiggles
05-10-09, 10:06 PM
I may be a barnstaple boy, but I dont do anything that makes me bleed...
He'll be nice ;-)
_Stretchie_
05-10-09, 10:07 PM
dear god what have i got myself into?
first person to pinch my bum while im prancing around in frilly undies is gonna get the slap of their life ;)
Take a number guys.. I'm first in line, lemme at em
How much will it cost?
Well the entry fee is £10 and then the rest you sort out yourself with the girl in question
I reckon it will be Stretchie :D
Me too
Which will closely be followed by a smack!!!!..........From you and Cheryl..........now that I will pay money to see!!!!!
Please remember to donate generously to the beaten other half fund
Which is precisely why I will be putting a "no slapping/smacking/spanking" rule in force!
:(
Stretchie bloody hates it that's why.....you can all pinch him as much as you like :-)
YOOOO, you mean like 'pinch me for 10-15 minute intervals' or just plain 'pinch' me??
Uh.....I'm ok, but Stretchie lives here too and you're a bloke.....a sore ar$e is guaranteed!!!
You still have to get me drunk, I'm easy... NOT FREE!
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 10:07 PM
He'll be nice ;-)
He can be gentle......if you ask nicely. :thumbsup:.....Magic Thumb!!!!
speedplay
05-10-09, 10:08 PM
He'll be nice ;-)
hes probably got less body hair than the girls back home anyway:rolleyes:
As long as I dont get any lovebites on the back of my neck though ....
_Stretchie_
05-10-09, 10:10 PM
He can be gentle......if you ask nicely. :thumbsup:.....Magic Thumb!!!!
Oh right, look no hands... (Ask Squirrel Hunter about it)
I may be a barnstaple boy, but I dont do anything that makes me bleed...
Don't worry, your only gay if you push back
; )
gruntygiggles
05-10-09, 10:12 PM
Will only cost you $10
ten dollar yu say???
He can be gentle......if you ask nicely. :thumbsup:.....Magic Thumb!!!!
FPMSL
hes probably got less body hair than the girls back home anyway:rolleyes:
As long as I dont get any lovebites on the back of my neck though ....
FPMSL
speedplay
05-10-09, 10:12 PM
Don't worry, your only gay if you push back
; )
I think our cat may be gay....:confused:
Drew Carey
05-10-09, 10:12 PM
Oh right, look no hands... (Ask Squirrel Hunter about it)
Where was my turn?
Don't worry, your only gay if you push back
Bless, I had to explain this to Lily. :D
Graciepants
05-10-09, 10:31 PM
He can be gentle......if you ask nicely. :thumbsup:.....Magic Thumb!!!!
what have i got myself into?
i may purchase a chasity belt while im getting my new corset on the fridat before!
speedplay
05-10-09, 10:33 PM
what have i got myself into?
i may purchase a chasity belt while im getting my new corset on the fridat before!
Kinky...:smt079:smt047
Von Teese
06-10-09, 06:17 AM
Why???
Did I go to bed early????
Missed all this....sigh, oh well catching up to do...
Mind you, Northampton isnt much better ;)
Oh god tell me about it - Sometimes you wonder if they have a mirror at home...
In fact, you wonder if they have one of these mirrors at home:
http://jobadder.com/content/Your%20web%20site%20in%20the%20mirror.jpg
I can see this evening is going to be interesting!!!!!! lol
You have NO idea! I mean look at how just the 'trial photoshoot' day went with only 3 of us!!!!!
Which is precisely why I will be putting a "no slapping/smacking/spanking" rule in force!
Spoilsport!!!
Im easy :D
Like EVERYONE didnt already know that!!!
So either way I end up with a sore ar$e?!
I think that is going to be the least of your worries mwhuhahahahaa!
Uh.....I'm ok, but Stretchie lives here too and you're a bloke.....a sore ar$e is guaranteed!!!
Thanks for the warning, Speed bring your own 'Kong' for those who dont know what Im on about ...I will link the thread when I find it
Well the entry fee is £10 and then the rest you sort out yourself with the girl in question
All in the name of Charity of course!!! ;)
I think our cat may be gay....:confused:
With an owner like you Im definately not suprised TBH!
what have i got myself into?
i may purchase a chasity belt while im getting my new corset on the fridat before!
I have one you can borrow, I used to wear it when I went round Speedplay's house, now I just take my pepper spray ;)
Drew Carey
06-10-09, 07:51 AM
I have decided following a PM from VT that shcok horror.....I will happily "Tran" myself up......however, all in Hovie's honour.....as I know how game he is for a laff.
Von Teese
06-10-09, 08:00 AM
Whooooohooooo! Excellent!
Do you want to book which wig you want now?? The redhead or the brunette ;)
and we can organise pictures for donations to his charity I guess :)
ok - you better make this a date i can make - i soooooo wanna be there now and i've got shed loads of leave.
please please please i wanna come!!!
:smt055
Drew Carey
06-10-09, 08:07 AM
Happy with whichever wig Stretchie doesn't wear.....if he thinks he is getting out of this he has another thing coming!!!!!And I agree......we will post them when a further (to be decided) amount of money is donated.
Von Teese
06-10-09, 08:15 AM
NO-ONE is getting out of it....mwhuhahahaha
Actually I think that GG has only this very morning volunteered him for a full body wax, Im off to buy some hot wax and strips in a min :D
I have decided following a PM from VT that shcok horror.....I will happily "Tran" myself up......however, all in Hovie's honour.....as I know how game he is for a laff.
Whooooohooooo! Excellent!
Do you want to book which wig you want now?? The redhead or the brunette ;)
and we can organise pictures for donations to his charity I guess :)
Happy with whichever wig Stretchie doesn't wear.....if he thinks he is getting out of this he has another thing coming!!!!!And I agree......we will post them when a further (to be decided) amount of money is donated.
NO-ONE is getting out of it....mwhuhahahaha
Actually I think that GG has only this very morning volunteered him for a full body wax, Im off to buy some hot wax and strips in a min :D
I always knew you were ghey..... I'm leaving you!
_Stretchie_
06-10-09, 08:57 AM
http://jobadder.com/content/Your%20web%20site%20in%20the%20mirror.jpg
That is a blokes mirror, a ladies mirror goes the other way doesn't it
Now I just take my pepper spray ;)
Can you use that stuff for cooking??
I have decided following a PM from VT that shcok horror.....I will happily "Tran" myself up......however, all in Hovie's honour.....as I know how game he is for a laff.
Yeah, good luck with that
Whooooohooooo! Excellent!
Do you want to book which wig you want now?? The redhead or the brunette ;)
and we can organise pictures for donations to his charity I guess :)
Charity begins at home.. MY HOME, all proceeds from the entry fund are going to wards the 'Stretchie SatNav Pledge Fund' we are trying to raise £400-£600 towards a new Garmin Zumo or the 'Starcomm Express Beginer Fund'. we are trying to raise about £200 for a communications package to let the poor people of the BlackBird learn to communicate with each other and hopefully connect to the previous, SatNav, charity
Happy with whichever wig Stretchie doesn't wear.....if he thinks he is getting out of this he has another thing coming!!!!!And I agree......we will post them when a further (to be decided) amount of money is donated.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot
Not happening.. No way, now how, just no!
NO-ONE is getting out of it....mwhuhahahaha
Yes they are
Actually I think that GG has only this very morning volunteered him for a full body wax, Im off to buy some hot wax and strips in a min :D
Won't take long, puberty still hasn't kicked in and I am pretty much a hair free fella. I like to think it'll help me in my bid to win a gold medal for swimming
Von Teese
06-10-09, 09:04 AM
Can you use that stuff for cooking??
If you want the comparison, its 3000 times hotter than a vindaloo...depends how how burned you want to be, its a wonderful skin irritant too :D
Yes they are
That's what YOU think!!!!!
I always knew you were ghey..... I'm leaving you!
...for another woman !!!!
(rofl)
ok - you better make this a date i can make - i soooooo wanna be there now and i've got shed loads of leave.
please please please i wanna come!!!
:smt055
I hope it will be, and I want Tara there too and the others who couldnt make it.
So Im going to start asking for some dates once this whole other matter is sorted (Hovis's run and funeral) and I will choose the date that everyone or at least the majority can make, we will give enough time to arrange for leave to be booked and arrangements to be made to get here and save up enough cash etc so if anyone cant make it, then it will only be their own fault ;)
Won't take long, puberty still hasn't kicked in and I am pretty much a hair free fella. I like to think it'll help me in my bid to win a gold medal for swimming
I'm sure we can find some SOMEWHERE!!!!
dhustonedave
06-10-09, 09:11 AM
I have decided following a PM from VT that shcok horror.....as i do every weekend I will happily "Tran" myself up......however, all in Hovie's honour.....as I know how game he is for a laff.
fixed that for you [-X
_Stretchie_
06-10-09, 09:12 AM
That's what YOU think!!!!!
That's what I KNOW.. I'll be the gopher and get the beer and food and stuff
I'm sure we can find some SOMEWHERE!!!!
MEEP :oops:
...for another woman !!!!
(rofl)
:smt101 yer go on then..... the best has now left us ;)
fixed that for you [-X
hehe...... well he tell's my its a hockey game he is going to?! ;)
Von Teese
06-10-09, 09:25 AM
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That's what I KNOW.. I'll be the gopher and get the beer and food and stuff
Yes dear of course you will be :smt051
Nothing BAD will happen to you at all!!:smt084
Not...at...all.......
:smt005 and if you believe that you will believe anything!
Actually I think the red wig will go quite well with the suspenders and stockings Ive selected for you ;)
speedplay
06-10-09, 09:29 AM
http://www.littlebritainfans.com/images/Character4.jpg
That is all...
gruntygiggles
06-10-09, 09:32 AM
Oh good grief......I leave the house for an hour and look what happens!!!!
speedplay
06-10-09, 09:42 AM
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/DrewziG71/transvestitism.jpg
_Stretchie_
06-10-09, 09:44 AM
Baby help me....
Baby help me....
No don't do it cheryl leave him in the hole with his spade! :smt081
Drew Carey
06-10-09, 09:45 AM
Baby help me....
Oh I can help if you wish!!!!! :-)
gruntygiggles
06-10-09, 09:45 AM
Baby help me....
No. I love you, but I don't always like you x:smt081
_Stretchie_
06-10-09, 09:53 AM
Oh I can help if you wish!!!!! :-)
It's what you want to help me DO that I'm worried about
Drew Carey
06-10-09, 09:55 AM
It's what you want to help me DO that I'm worried about
Me? Never!!!
_Stretchie_
06-10-09, 09:58 AM
Me? Never!!!
That's what I'm trying to convince you of
Drew Carey
06-10-09, 09:59 AM
Your still not getting out of it!!!! :-) Its for Hovie!!!
_Stretchie_
06-10-09, 10:07 AM
Your still not getting out of it!!!! :-) Its for Hovie!!!
BALLS
La la alaa I can't hear you
:smt020
BALLS
La la alaa I can't hear you
:smt020
Stretchie take those earphones out and listen...... otherwise i will start on you! ;)
Fizzy Fish
06-10-09, 10:30 AM
Ok so I will be bringing:
- Hot rollers
- Tongs
- Make up
- Corsets
- Suspender belts
- Seamed stockings
- Wigs
- Hair pins
- Hairspray
- Graciepants
PMSL! I love you VT - and don't try and tell us that this isn't the REAL reason why you bught a van... ;) :lol:
dear god what have i got myself into?
+1 :shock: :lol:
Oh good grief......I leave the house for an hour and look what happens!!!!
Haha you think this is bad, wait til we is all in your house!! :lol:
gruntygiggles
06-10-09, 10:47 AM
Haha you think this is bad, wait til we is all in your house!! :lol:
Fizzy, I am quaking in my boots already!
Von Teese
06-10-09, 11:22 AM
No don't do it cheryl leave him in the hole with his spade! :smt081
Haaaaaahaaaa! Excellent saying, totally going to use that one in future
Oh I can help if you wish!!!!! :-)
Thanks that would be great, if you can hold him down whilst we dress him and put make up on him that would be just perfect!
No. I love you, but I don't always like you x:smt081
Ohhh there may be trouble ahead (which wax do you want me to buy ;) )
PMSL! I love you VT - and don't try and tell us that this isn't the REAL reason why you bught a van... ;) :lol:
I won't deny it at all, it really is to carry my make up and hair products around :D
Love you too :love:
Haha you think this is bad, wait til we is all in your house!! :lol:
Fizzy, I am quaking in my boots already!
And rightly so! :smt061:smt023
Graciepants
06-10-09, 02:43 PM
I have decided following a PM from VT that shcok horror.....I will happily "Tran" myself up......however, all in Hovie's honour.....as I know how game he is for a laff.
i have a pair of chicken fillets you can borrow.... will make you 2 sizes larger! ;)
ok - you better make this a date i can make - i soooooo wanna be there now and i've got shed loads of leave.
please please please i wanna come!!!
:smt055
yay please please come!! you are my "lets-sit-on-the-floor-im-tired" friend from the GM, will be great to see you there!
PMSL! I love you VT - and don't try and tell us that this isn't the REAL reason why you bught a van... ;) :lol:!! :lol:
its hard to fit me in a vanity case :smt081
rick0361
12-10-09, 07:30 PM
Don;t know if this is appropriate - or even in good taste but if anyone is wanting to get some ideas (not like that) then you could do worse than check out some of the images at this site
http://www.gothic-image.com
I met the photographer at the Focus on imaging exibition in Feb when I was watching them print out this image as a full size print
http://gothicimage.livejournal.com/116068.html
and I do mean full size on a Canon rail printer with multi ink jet heads - it was about 4 feet high and about 4-5 yards long - awesome photo - and one for the South and West surfers to be proud of. Why was I interested in the photo? Family history - my family on my mothers side canbe traced back 300 years on Portland
Good luck for the weekend and I hope some tasteful images come out of it!
:)
Von Teese
22-10-09, 07:10 AM
Righty ho!
For all the girls subscribed to this thread, go and look at
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=141344
I have put up some new dates for this weekend to take place.
Vote away on as many as you want (as long as you KNOW that you can attend on those days)
No excuses will be accepted ;)
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