Raced a Lambo gallardo 5L, 520 BHP

[speedplay]

maybe everyone should.....a bit like the mullets when it was PeteVtwins birthday :D

Or the beard photos.

[dizzyblonde]

OMG I'd forgotten about that, I've stll got mine on photobucket......sideburns and Dali tash :D

Wasn't that all about the Gr33k and his bumfluff young face?

[Reeder]

Poor lad lol.

[DJFridge]

This thread has certainly been rolling quickly.

Not that quickly. I bet his restricted SV could still overtake it!

Funniest thread of the week, thank you to all concerned. It's taken me 5 minutes to read through it all and I've only just stopped laughing

[paiste]

This thread is an absolute belter.


Your threads are sort of like the early X factor shows that everybody watches to see all the deluded mentalists.
I keep wondering if you are some type of comedy genius with your posts, but sadly I think you mean it ;)

[Girth]

You sure your name ain't Dave and a little bit dangerous?

[Winder]

Joe, I'm sure you gave up reading the replies a long time ago and are out to dinner with Kate Moss or watching you'r dad headlock Chuck Norris or inventing a train that runs on lies and testosterone or ........ sorry I but I couldn't help it.

Just look at the reading list on post 15 Joe, you want to be faster, smoother,better then read these books and apply what you have read. If want to race get your ACU (not CSCS) and do it on track.

It was the best Billy Big Biscuits story I've heard in a while though mate, good effort.

[Balky001]

Joe, get yourself on a track day.

[Tom_the_great]

Joe, get yourself on a track day.

never mind that... hes faster then a lambo he should be in moto GP with his bike control :)

[metalangel]

Wonder what specific work Joe does... could do with him to go down to Welshpool and sort out some heat speeds for me right now.

[AZZ3R]

When I joined the forum, I replyed to a post which I ended up arguing with Ralph & YC [-((Wasn't the best idea I've had, I must say.) Lesson Learned. :smt083


he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that


Thats 2 long sentences. Why would you go to the bother of remembering his reg & checking it.

[JamesMio]

I ended up arguing with Ralph & YC...

THAT'S hardly an exclusive club, let's be honest! ;0P

[dkid]

It was the best Billy Big Biscuits story I've heard in a while though mate, good effort.

New user name methinks joe?

[maviczap]

THAT'S hardly an exclusive club, let's be honest! ;0P

Its a right of passage I'd say, you're not a proper Orger until you've had a spat with Ralph or YC ;)

[Reeder]

Evvvverrryyyonnneee argues with Ralph.

[Bibio]

Evvvverrryyyonnneee argues with Ralph.


oooohhhh no they don't


















you forgot Lozzo :rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

oooohhhh no they don't


















you forgot Lozzo :rolleyes:

Hes BEHIND YOU :lol:

[-Ralph-]

:smt091

[xXBADGERXx]

I`ve never argued with Ralph or YC ...... probably because they both know I will drag them into a forest and Bumm them in the face

[-Ralph-]

Yeah! Ya reckon! Do ya? Punk!?




sent from my house 200 miles away from Badger

[Messie]

The best, the worst and the predictable of the .org - all in one thread


Yay :cool::p

[xXBADGERXx]

<----- Drops Trousers and waits



Sent from Ralphs Wardrobe

[Dave20046]

:smt091

If it helps Ralph I'm pretty sure I've never argued with you* , definitely must have with YC though.




* although you must have put the boot in somewhere at one time or another ;)

[xXBADGERXx]

The best, the worst and the predictable of the .org - all in one thread


Yay :cool::p


Hey ......... tell me I`m not the predictable one [-o< :smt040 x

[davepreston]

Hey ......... tell me I`m not the predictable one [-o< :smt040 x
no your not, but you are the only gay in the village :)

[xXBADGERXx]

You`ll get Girth upset with talk like that

[davepreston]

lmao

[Paul the 6th]

no your not, but you are the only gay in the village :)

You're not, gonna have to start picking you up on your grandma as well Dave :takeabow:

[xXBADGERXx]

Paul , I am sending you a Green Cardigan with elbow patches

[Biker Biggles]

Blimey.i thought this would be a five minute arguement but its turned into the full half hour.

[Paul the 6th]

Paul , I am sending you a Green Cardigan with elbow patches

No space before apostrophe, only after.. I'm getting well old now, never used to care but now bad spelling and grammar really ****ses me right off for some reason. :batman: [-o<

[xXBADGERXx]

I do it to make it easier to read on devices for those with smaller screens , it`s a courtesy . "well old" ......... what is this term ? Do you not mean "very old" ?

[Paul the 6th]

Nar I'm from't yorkshire badger.. Well is dialect for very or rather :razz:

you welsh bastarrd! I miss you mate, need beer together soon!

[xXBADGERXx]

Waiting on Stag Do details on FB mate :)

[Paul the 6th]

I know nowt of it mate, not on FB and if I was I wouldn't be in the group from what I know.. Care to share?

[davepreston]

well i am in the group and you either very brave or were stupid for mouthing off at me just before your stag doo, target aquired :)

[Paul the 6th]

Contact

[xXBADGERXx]

I know nowt of it mate, not on FB and if I was I wouldn't be in the group from what I know.. Care to share?


Newp :p

[davepreston]

3,2,1 ,execute, execute

:)

[Paul the 6th]

*gone to buy a lambda*

[xXBADGERXx]

*gone to buy a SKOda Estelle*

Edited for realistic wallet contents

[andrewsmith]

hahhahahahahahahhahaahahhahahah

breathe

hahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahha

[Paul the 6th]

Lambda as in lambda sensor badger.... you frickin badger.

And no - current wallet contents would get me one of these.......... 20p yah?
http://gettingworse.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/safety_cam_car_2.jpg

[xXBADGERXx]

I like that . To me that is teaching kids to drive head-on into Speed Cameras . Two Birds , One stone

[andrewsmith]

I like that . To me that is teaching kids to drive head-on into Speed Cameras . Two Birds , One stone

or this :smt040

http://youtu.be/iprAsCibZtM

iprAsCibZtM

[xXBADGERXx]

Can`t see that , copped a weeks ban on Youtube

[dizzyblonde]

Can`t see that , copped a weeks ban on Youtube

Person with very striking Rizla motorcycle and white pattern leathers sits in full view on youtube whilst the pillion sets fire to a tyre over a speed camera.

Possibly more stupid than admitting racing a Lambo on a public road

[andrewsmith]

Can`t see that , copped a weeks ban on Youtube

forgot about that.
Whens it up

[xXBADGERXx]

Oh ............... wouldn`t take long to find them would it

I think it is Monday or Tuesday I am allowed back on there to hassle Russian gangsters again :)

[andrewsmith]

and its a curvy with lowers

[Paul the 6th]

How the feck do you get banned from YouTube you tube?

[davepreston]

i ve got 5 to one its was his bubble bath vid lol

[andrewsmith]

your wrong by miles DP

[xXBADGERXx]

How the feck do you get banned from YouTube you tube?

I had a bit of a "To Do" with some Russians on there who were training Dogs to go into Badger Setts and drag them out . All of a sudden they understood English when I told them they were disrespecting their own animals and wild animals . They tried to say they were "Hunting Dogs" and I got a tad peeved with them at the blatant lie that they were just trying to get a load of Mongrels to rip apart a wild animal . Apparently , I was showing hatred towards a group on there and the content of the video was not in question . I didn`t swear , kept it polite , but they complained and I copped a weeks ban .

[robh539]

I had a bit of a "To Do" with some Russians on there who were training Dogs to go into Badger Setts and drag them out . All of a sudden they understood English when I told them they were disrespecting their own animals and wild animals . They tried to say they were "Hunting Dogs" and I got a tad peeved with them at the blatant lie that they were just trying to get a load of Mongrels to rip apart a wild animal . Apparently , I was showing hatred towards a group on there and the content of the video was not in question . I didn`t swear , kept it polite , but they complained and I copped a weeks ban .

FFS, seems a bit harsh after some of the comments i've on some videos. Highly offensive but funny mind.

Im glad this thread is still alive:)

[xXBADGERXx]

It`s all part of some Zero Tolerance Crackdown they are on at the moment

[punyXpress]

No space before apostrophe, only after.. I'm getting well old now, never used to care but now bad spelling and grammar really ****ses me right off for some reason. :batman: [-o<
Paul, you KNOW there's only 3 * in hisses!

[missyburd]

If it helps Ralph I'm pretty sure I've never argued with you* , definitely must have with YC though.

To be fair, you're not properly initiated as an orger if you've not argued with either Ralph, Lozzo or YC during your time here :-P

[SoulKiss]

*gone to buy a lambda*

I once raced a Jambo.

[robh539]

To be fair, you're not properly initiated as an orger if you've not argued with either Ralph, Lozzo or YC during your time here :-P

Dam me either, must sort this. Ralph get here now!;)

[davepreston]

what about me
none of those wingnuts have argued with me
ones short and fat, ones a gay midget navy boy and the other i am convinced is the missing link betwen us and monkey's

how will i ever become a proper orger






;)

[xXBADGERXx]

how will i ever become a proper orger


Staying upright on an SV would be a good start






:-dd

[davepreston]

hahahha coming from the bikeing video king, how many successfully rides you had with one attached :)

[xXBADGERXx]

Zero . One ended with Chain Snappery , the other was a narrow Pony miss , and the final video nearly ended up with Mutton everywhere ....... but they didn`t involve one single actual crash though :) smug smug smuggitty smug

[robh539]

how will i ever become a proper orger


Thats a risky statement to make, tho a good way to get new targets ;).

[davepreston]

but you forget rule 1 rob


everyones a target :)

[robh539]

but you forget rule 1 rob


everyones a target :)

Haha true you nearly got once, I feel you let me off lightly. I doubt that will happen again. So I'll be ready next time:D

[Venom]

ones short and fat, ones a gay midget navy boy and the other i am convinced is the missing link betwen us and monkey's
;)

which is which?

[davepreston]

it could be the order of the names as myc/myb whatever she's calling herself these days had in her post

or you could have just as much fun guessing yourself :)

[timwilky]

Hmmm, I am thinking we should organise some sort of bike build off between YC and Joe. Yorkshire style.

So flat caps and ferrets at the ready, budget 5 quid, must run at least downhill, can be pushed up hill with a loaf of bread in a basket. Winner gets to sleep with Badger, looser gets Bear.

Competitors must supply their own Tetley

[xXBADGERXx]

Hmmm, I am thinking we should organise some sort of bike build off between YC and Joe. Yorkshire style.

So flat caps and ferrets at the ready, budget 5 quid, must run at least downhill, can be pushed up hill with a loaf of bread in a basket. Winner gets to sleep with Badger, looser gets Bear.

Competitors must supply their own Tetley

So , either way , Me and Bear get some :smt035

[timwilky]

Well, if YC and Joe refuse to compete. You can always cuddle up with Bear.



Again.

[xXBADGERXx]

Oh ....... they have a choice :(







We shall see about that :)

[andrewsmith]

Hmmm, I am thinking we should organise some sort of bike build off between YC and Joe. Yorkshire style.

So flat caps and ferrets at the ready, budget 5 quid, must run at least downhill, can be pushed up hill with a loaf of bread in a basket. Winner gets to sleep with Badger, looser gets Bear.

Competitors must supply their own Tetley

Haha

Forefit is drinking session with DP and badger and what happens?

[Reeder]

Could a mod please review this thread as its become slightly off topic.
Thanks.

[Dave20046]

Could a mod please review this thread as its become slightly off topic.
Thanks.

Good shout, Why can't there be more sensible members like you? :rant:

[Specialone]

Could a mod please review this thread as its become slightly off topic.
Thanks.

I agree, but what you want doing, a reminder to stay on topic or a swoosh with my delete button to the posts not on topic?

Actually, can I remind everyone to stay on topic please :)

Or I will warm up my new delete button.

[Winder]

I just ate a topic, it was delicious. What's is your favourite chocolate bar Joe? A Boost?

[Reeder]

I like snickers.

[SoulKiss]

I wear ladies knickers.

No news there then :)

[Reeder]

I think you need either a hobby or a social life SK. I haven't decided which yet.

[Specialone]

The mega thread for drivel please.

[Biker Biggles]

The mega thread for drivel please.

Is there enough room for it all in there?:smt120

[Specialone]

Is there enough room for it all in there?:smt120

Good point, but I'm sure there's more room in there than here.

[Reeder]

Yeah SK!
Way to tell him oh great one, Knew I could count on you mate.

[-Ralph-]

Yeah, like this thread has a topic Phil! :rolleyes:

I agree anyway, keep it on topic please folks - stick to taking the pi$$ out of Joe :lol:

[The Idle Biker]

The mega thread for drivel please.

You've changed.:( I used to love you.

[Specialone]

You've changed.:( I used to love you.

Sorry, I've gotta be seen to be doing my duties ;)

Anyway, back on topic now, that's the last time before delete button gets used !!!

I'll guide it back, so Joe, you didn't really think the lamborghini bodied mr2 was that slow did you ???:-dd

[robh539]

Dont mater joes rapid

You've changed.:( I used to love you.

No not really, just finding his feet. But he's got power now when he takes the pish ha, so watch this space.

I'll guide it back, so Joe, you didn't really think the lamborghini bodied mr2 was that slow did you ???:-dd


Ps i dont want my card mark but its prob to late :wink:

[davepreston]

i once raced a rabbit, he went well infront but then desided to have a rest and fall asleep, at this point i overtook him and won the race. :)

[andrewsmith]

i once raced a rabbit, he went well infront but then desided to have a rest and fall asleep, at this point i overtook him and won the race. :)

you not just step to the finish

[HoL]

you not just step to the finish

Smithy, is English your first language?

[punyXpress]

As the man says: " all the words are there - not necessarily in the right order "

[Reeder]

Smithy, is English your first language?

Hahahaha hahahaha!

[DJ123]

Smithy, is English your first language?
No, Northern is :lol:

[Dave20046]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Jv8ztHsH4

[yorkie_chris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Jv8ztHsH4

That's actually fairly eloquent compared to Andy's version of totally undecipherable babbling.

[Bluepete]

That's actually fairly eloquent compared to Andy's version of totally undecipherable babbling.

I'm glad it's just not me! I just nodded and smiled and said encouraging things when he spoke. Seemed to work well enough!

Pete ;)

[yorkie_chris]

You need someone like Carl who is like a Geordie who's got a bit of English, like a taller version of Manuel, to translate. He can mostly understand Andy :-P

[Messie]

Ahem ***Megathread****.....


XXX


But I think the next Megathread should be called the Joe Appreciation Society thread!