Raced a Lambo gallardo 5L, 520 BHP

[Winder]

Annnddddd itsss goneee :)

Said the Lambo driver in anger as he watched GI Joe speed towards the horizon on his restricted SV650. "If only it wasn't for that slight corner victory would have been mine!!!"

[HoL]

Said the Lambo driver in anger as he watched GI Joe speed towards the horizon on his restricted SV650. "If only it wasn't for that slight corner victory would have been mine!!!"

That made me proper giggle. People are looking

[Venom]

Venom is real







but very small ;) xxx

and yet I still bring a smile to your face. lol :) x



admittedly it's accompanied with "oh god....




not you again"

[xXBADGERXx]

I was gonna suggest Joe went and got a life.....then I realised how much Reeder, Badger and DavePreston were posting in this thread. :rolleyes:

I hardly post on here nowadays

[davepreston]

right ladies and winkers i the sir dave of preston are now putting out a warning on this thread
if nobby wants to ask me to get a life well at that point i do have to sit back and reflect
so this is the desision ive made

joe . you seem to be a good lad abit mistaken of you vehicle and your ability
reeder. you still seem to be a attention hoar, but fear not badger has you targeted now
Ralph, your still a arguementative muppet. again abit with valid points (dam i hate agreeing with you lol)
Ohgreatone and bluefishheroman .i salute your restraint /good looks
messie. dont you start or i'll weigh in proper and i like your bum to much for that arguement
nobby, you know where i live all i'll say is come on big lad
venom. you are a real person but at that size do you really count

if anyone has any statement to make to the contary of the above please respond to the following address
davepreston@imbiggernastierandfarmorelikelytokille veryonethanallyourhardassfriendsputtogether.com

love
dave

[davepreston]

please note im drunk and the above is funny to me :)dave

[robh539]

Hahaha

[speedplay]

All I got saw a pm saying he was going to rape me!

[andrewsmith]

hahahaha

Reeder be afraid!

[xXBADGERXx]

Wooohooooo I`m gettin lucky <----- Grabs a catering size tube of KY

[Nobbylad]

Lol

[Reeder]

please note im drunk and the above is funny to me :)dave

Lucky you put that bit or there would have been trouble.

[-Ralph-]

Lucky you put that bit or there would have been trouble.

Why, do you think his opinion might be different if he was sober?

[Reeder]

Tbh, it would probably only have been worse :-P

[dizzyblonde]

Lambo were so impressed with Joes performance that they have launched a new model.
Just so the owners can feel the wind from Joes overtake in their hair!

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/photos/lamborghini-aventador-j-1331053863-slideshow/

They've only made one, and the new owner is the bloke who Joe embarrassed :lol:

[punyXpress]

"Lamborghini said that the Joe is a one-off"

[Venom]

please respond to the following address
davepreston@anallyourhardass.com

love
dave xxx

:smt108

[robh539]

Lambo were so impressed with Joes performance that they have launched a new model.
Just so the owners can feel the wind from Joes overtake in their hair!

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/photos/lamborghini-aventador-j-1331053863-slideshow/

They've only made one, and the new owner is the bloke who Joe embarrassed :lol:

Strap line 'Joe, come have a go now'

[HoL]

Lambo were so impressed with Joes performance that they have launched a new model.
Just so the owners can feel the wind from Joes overtake in their hair!

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/photos/lamborghini-aventador-j-1331053863-slideshow/

They've only made one, and the new owner is the bloke who Joe embarrassed :lol:

WARNING: Slight corners may result in 99.8% reduction in power

[maviczap]

32 pages, amazing :sunny:

[daveyrach]

33 pages :)

[Joe Marcon]

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[Joe Marcon]

✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

[speedplay]

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✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

Erm...


Why?

[robh539]

Youth of today:rolleyes:..... joe typed so fast the pc couldn't handle it like the lambo.

Speedplay nice avtar btw, yours ;)

[speedplay]

The most accurate thing he's typed since joining the forum was this...

♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

[robh539]

The most accurate thing he's typed since joining the forum was this...

hahaha harsh but funny.

[Wideboy]

can someone summarise please :lol:

DP and badger going to fornicate with joe's anoos?

[andrewsmith]

can someone summarise please :lol:

DP and badger going to fornicate with joe's anoos?

Pretty much

and Reeder's for seconds

[Wideboy]

i see

*hits the "like" button*

[missyburd]

Talk about dragging a thread out lol! (this might have made 34 pages? :-P)

[tom-k6]

i think some of the creative folk on here should either mock up a picture of a pointy on a bend with a lambo, with the pointy clearly winning and maybe a song/montage. We're gonna need a montage!!

[HoL]

Do your research. Yellow curvy ;)

[-Ralph-]

Yellow curvy ;)

Well it must be true then FFS! Everyone knows yellow bikes are faster than any Lambo (see my signature)!

[HoL]

Well it must be true then FFS! Everyone knows yellow bikes are faster than any Lambo (see my signature)!

Yeah but yours has got part of the NASA shuttle as the exhaust ;)

[speedplay]

Yeah but yours has got part of the NASA shuttle as the exhaust ;)

And 25 stone Riding it to help keep it on the ground...

[MisterTommyH]

i think some of the creative folk on here should either mock up a picture of a pointy on a bend with a lambo, with the pointy clearly winning and maybe a song/montage. We're gonna need a montage!!

There was a great picture of a lambo, and SV racing up a hillside with a bearded Deborah Meadon in this thread...... Got modded out - obviously not U rated.

Edit: My mistake. It's still there.... http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=2673108&postcount=219

[speedplay]

A speed camera caught the action

http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i408/mrhol101/db5267b5.jpg

Had missed this somehow!
I now have coffee sprayed across my iPhone and dripping from my nose!!

[tom-k6]

this is by far the best picture i have ever seen. i love how Kez from bo'selecta has dropped by ;)

[Reeder]

Its weird though because that's actually SoulKiss, not Debs (yeah we're on first name terms).

[SoulKiss]

Had missed this somehow!
I now have coffee sprayed across my iPhone and dripping from my nose!!

Deborah Meadon with a Beard is supposed to look like me...

[speedplay]

She's got a better beard, hairier legs and doesn't wear women's underwear though..

[DJFridge]

Had missed this somehow!
I now have coffee sprayed across my iPhone and dripping from my nose!!

That had me laughing even more than the picture!

[MisterTommyH]

Deborah Meadon with a Beard is supposed to look like me...

Something about Reeders a bloke therefore I'm out... but the big mod hammer came and removed all the evidence.

[Bluepete]

Deborah Meadon with a Beard is supposed to look like me...

Nah,

You look nothing like that pic!

Just for the .org's info, here's the man... ?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/37f8a330.jpg

Pete ;)

[Reeder]

Holy ****.

[speedplay]

Nah,

You look nothing like that pic!

Just for the .org's info, here's the man... ?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/37f8a330.jpg

Pete ;)

Reeder would still do her!!

[Wideboy]

shwing, shwing shwing

[Reeder]

Sorry Rob, but that's untrue.

[Bluepete]

Actually...

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/6927e8cb.jpg

Pete ;)

[speedplay]

Sorry Rob, but that's untrue.

There's a pint and a packet of crisps in it for you...

[SoulKiss]

Reeder would still do her!!

Sorry Rob, but that's untrue.

Reeder is right there.

Unless of course you meant

Reeder would still do him!!

[Reeder]

Dont get your hopes up Debs

[maviczap]

Nah,

You look nothing like that pic!

Just for the .org's info, here's the man... ?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/37f8a330.jpg

Pete ;)

Actually...

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/6927e8cb.jpg

Pete ;)

The resemblance is uncanny Miss Moneypenny :)

[HoL]

Just for the .org's info, here's the man... ?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/37f8a330.jpg

Pete ;)

is that SK's head on Debra Meadons body?

[maviczap]

There's a pint and a packet of crisps in it for you...

Thats a pint of Lambrini right? :smt003

[robh539]

There's a pint and a packet of crisps in it for you...

Has Reeder stop playing for Dairylea these days:rolleyes: Aww hes growing up fast ;)

[Venom]

i think some of the creative folk on here should either mock up a picture of a pointy on a bend with a lambo, with the pointy clearly winning and maybe a song/montage. We're gonna need a montage!!

There was a great picture of a lambo, and SV racing up a hillside with a bearded Deborah Meadon in this thread...... Got modded out - obviously not U rated.

Edit: My mistake. It's still there.... http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=2673108&postcount=219

here's another photo

[Runako]

You lot are sick! And this thread is never ending ...

[robh539]

You lot are sick! And this thread is never ending ...

Thank you means alot to hear that ;)

[maviczap]

You lot are sick! And this thread is never ending ...

Yep 37 pages now with your help :sunny:

[DJFridge]

As it happened!!!


10453

[robh539]

As it happened!!!


10453
:winner: hahaha

[maviczap]

As it happened!!!


10453

Perhaps the driver of the car behind the Lambo can verify the facts of the case M'lud

[Bluepete]

Joe,

That's your new avatar right there!

PS,

Any hints for a slow'n'sensible rider like me? I tried to overtake a 50cc 'ped today, but it had me on the straight. Should I have tried to do it on the curve on the way into Tesco car park?

Pete ;)

[speedplay]

Joe,

That's your new avatar right there!

PS,

Any hints for a slow'n'sensible rider like me? I tried to overtake a 50cc 'ped today, but it had me on the straight. Should I have tried to do it on the curve on the way into Tesco car park?

Pete ;)

Pete, you should know better!
It takes weeks of engineering to become as talented a rider as joe.
What makes you think you stand a chance with the amount of experience you have?!

[Bluepete]

Sorry

[robh539]

Bluepete = all the gear no idea :rolleyes: ;)

[dizzyblonde]

http://forums.sv650.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=10453&d=1331141252 (http://forums.sv650.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=10453&d=1331141252)

[maviczap]

Bluepete = all the gear no idea :rolleyes: ;)

Ain't that the truth ;):p

[dizzyblonde]

I figured that we really needed a detailed view of Joes knee down action during the overtake ;)


ooooo a post closer to 40 pages!

[speedplay]

That's not his knee...

[maviczap]

Ahhh com'on Dizzy, admit it you just wanted to see this thread make 38 pages, that's the real reason :D

[dizzyblonde]

Ahhh com'on Dizzy, admit it you just wanted to see this thread make 38 pages, that's the real reason :D

No seriously I couldn't see DJFrdiges pic it was so small, I'm as blind as a bat.......even more so now Speedplay has pointed out, thats not his knee :smt120

[Specialone]

Ffs guys, Tis getting boring now, go do some gardening or polish your bikes.:rant:

Or talk crap in the megathread for which it's designed :rolleyes:

[maviczap]

You're doing it again

Nearly 39 pages now :) :smt003

[SoulKiss]

Actually...

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/6927e8cb.jpg

Pete ;)

I only hope that I am never "up north" when you are looking for a bearded suspect... :p

Closest pic of me to the one suggested is

http://www.chaoscrypt.com/pics/me/skands.jpg

[Reeder]

We're not talking crap, we're clearly on topic!
I like the photos. Anymore would be good.

[Bluepete]

We're not talking crap, we're clearly on topic!
I like the photos. Anymore would be good.

Wait,

You want MORE photos of a hairy, bearded man?


Kinky...

[Reeder]

Are you telling me you have more?

[andrewsmith]

PAGE 39!!!

Nah,

You look nothing like that pic!

Just for the .org's info, here's the man... ?


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/37f8a330.jpg

Pete ;)

Hahahha

Actually...

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/6927e8cb.jpg

Pete ;)

Right I need a new keyboard again!!!!!

Do your research. Yellow curvy ;)

Well it must be true then FFS! Everyone knows yellow bikes are faster than any Lambo (see my signature)!

Never ride with BP folks on anything yellow ;)
http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=2597992&postcount=8

[widepants]

post deleted

[speedplay]

He rides a restricted curvy...

We know he's got special needs!!

[Bluefish]

Last chance, one more irresponsible post and the whole thread will go.

[andrewsmith]

BF

Do it

[speedplay]

Just lock it for future reference :)

[widepants]

Last chance, one more irresponsible post and the whole thread will go.
why the **** was my post deleted
I was simply making a point about people slaging someone off without knowing the full picture

[fizzwheel]

I was simply making a point about people slaging someone off without knowing the full picture

It didn't read that way, it looked like you were poking fun at somebody by suggesting he has special needs. Which knowing you as I do, I dont think you would ever do...

*general comment*

This is thread is getting close now to crossing the line between acceptable banter and just being plain rude.

IMHO

[widepants]

It didn't read that way, it looked like you were poking fun at somebody by suggesting he has special needs. Which knowing you as I do, I dont think you would ever do...

*general comment*

This is thread is getting close now to crossing the line between acceptable banter and just being plain rude.

IMHO
Point taken Fiz..
As you know my son has special needs and it is easy to pick fun at someone without knowing the full picture....Coming across as a bit a bullying to be honest

[-Ralph-]

BF

Do it

0_vMiplwfAA

[Specialone]

why the **** was my post deleted
I was simply making a point about people slaging someone off without knowing the full picture

Point taken Fiz..
As you know my son has special needs and it is easy to pick fun at someone without knowing the full picture....Coming across as a bit a bullying to be honest

Must admit I read it this way too tbh mate, but agree with you on your intended message, I think it's getting a bit like bullying now IMO.

[Bibio]

c'on fizz it's only a giggle and it's in idle banter..

i think the young lad has done well to not get into a debate and i hope that he is taking this thread with the light-heartedness that it deserves.

i have not laughed as much in ages.

well done Joe :-)

[Stuuk1]

I gave up reading this days ago.

It was fun, it's finished now. Time for lock down...


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[-Ralph-]

Don't think he's so light hearted ATM TBH, have you seen the 70 in a 40 thread?

[fizzwheel]

c'on fizz it's only a giggle and it's in idle banter.

At the moment yes, it would not take a lot for it to go critical and cross that line that we all know is there. I would rather it didn't go critical is all I am saying.

[Joe Marcon]

Yes my mum fosters special needs so not very nice . You could have called me anything else, im just having a laugh, its not all taken in, just some friendly banter . And will meet one day to come out with some utter poo on a ride out maybe ;)

[Bibio]

As it happened!!!


10453

hey Joe i think you'll have to steal this pic for your avatar :smt003

[Reeder]

Let's design joe a good sport medal. One for beating the lambo too :)

[widepants]

Let's design joe a good sport medal. One for beating the lambo too :)
Bet he couldnt beat a bandit though:smt067

[Nobbylad]

Yes my mum fosters special needs so not very nice . You could have called me anything else, im just having a laugh, its not all taken in, just some friendly banter . And will meet one day to come out with some utter poo on a ride out maybe ;)

I think you're alright :smt035