Raced a Lambo gallardo 5L, 520 BHP

[Joe Marcon]

well i saw the lambo pass so i pulled out to chase, got to some lights and i filtered to the front :wink: and i took off on the line, he was quick to follow but i edge away (obv he dint have full power on) but i then carried on to the next lights . lambo wasnt seen. i pulled up waiting lmao :L he went passed and another car behind . got to a 200yard stretch and over took car 1 then the lambo he sure put his foot down but all ready had momentum :wink: he chased me up the hill and slowly eased off. there for,, sv restricted 1, lambo 0 ,
we do not see lambos round here, my brother told me about him seeing it earlier this morning, he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that :wink:

[JamesMio]

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[Joe Marcon]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/346/969638-cool_story__bro_super.jpg

(thumbs up) thanks

[Scythe92]

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+1

[Reeder]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/346/969638-cool_story__bro_super.jpg

Lol!

[SoulKiss]

well i saw the lambo pass so i pulled out to chase, got to some lights and i filtered to the front ;) and i took off on the line, he was quick to follow but i edge away (obv he dint have full power on) but i then carried on to the next lights . lambo wasnt seen. i pulled up waiting lmao :L he went passed and another car behind . got to a 200yard stretch and over took car 1 then the lambo he sure put his foot down but all ready had momentum ;) he chased me up the hill and slowly eased off. there for,, sv restricted 1, lambo 0 ,
we do not see lambos round here, my brother told me about him seeing it earlier this morning, he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that ;)

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/346/969638-cool_story__bro_super.jpg

That pic is almost as ghey as the story.

Almost as ghey in fact as confessing to racing on the public highway in a public forum.

[Wideboy]

Lol either the gheyhardon was being driven by a utter pleb or it was an Mr2 kits as a restricted sv would struggle to take a paper bag off the line let alone even the slowest gheyhardon in production, which still chucks out a 4.3 0-60 time

[the_lone_wolf]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Dairuka/BadThread.jpg

[Paul the 6th]

You should have blasted your super loud horn for him to hear it so he could have listened to it while you were pressing your horn button on.

http://global-4-lvs-turing.opera-mini.net/hz07-12/5073/1/-1/troll.me/thats-one-of-the-coolest-stories-ive-ever-heard-come-tell-it-again-when-you-have-time.jpg

[Paul the 6th]

That pic is almost as ghey as the story.

Almost as ghey in fact as confessing to racing on the public highway in a public forum.

Kind of looks a bit like Soulkiss does that ghey story man picture.

[Joe Marcon]

Lol either the gheyhardon was being driven by a utter pleb or it was an Mr2 kits as a restricted sv would struggle to take a paper bag off the line let alone even the slowest gheyhardon in production, which still chucks out a 4.3 0-60 time

I think the lambo was rented as he was unexpierced with the power

[Paul the 6th]

Inexperienced. He may have been inexperienced with the power of the Lamborghini.

[Joe Marcon]

Why so serious folks?

[Paul the 6th]

'cos this iznt vis0rdown where getting your willy down at the same time as your knee down is a brilliant thing. It's just nob rash.

[Paul the 6th]

And while we're at it, try googling for some of these:

Police riders handbook
Twist of the wrist by Keith code
Counter steering
Road craft
Chasing the vanishing point

Some really useful info to be found & applied to make you into a good quality consistent rider whom people respect for being a good rider rather than sounding like some mongo who's escaped from Jeremy Kyle's waiting room & has managed to get noticed on YouTube by posting videos of themselves doing wheelies & endo's in jeans & t-shirt with terrible hip hop music about guns & knives & types of cars..

[HoL]

LMAO Joe - your threads give me great amusment every time. Keep it up.



ps. Cool story bro LOL :)

[Reeder]

I think the lambo was rented as he was unexpierced with the power

That's a rather big assumption to make lol!:smt026

[HoL]

Maybe they normally drove an automatic so they didn't get out of first? Unexperience will do that

[Joe Marcon]

If i only had a gopro for proof. Will be saving for one . Not that i'll see the car again . And plus have you seen the loverly weather outside? Get off the forum and enjoy it like im going to do :)

[HoL]

Maybe you can earn the money on the drag circuit.

As nice as the weather is some of us have jobs :(

[Reeder]

As nice as the weather is some of us have jobs you silly boy=;

This

[Joe Marcon]

And while we're at it, try googling for some of these:

Police riders handbook
Twist of the wrist by Keith code
Counter steering
Road craft
Chasing the vanishing point

Some really useful info to be found & applied to make you into a good quality consistent rider whom people respect for being a good rider rather than sounding like some mongo who's escaped from Jeremy Kyle's waiting room & has managed to get noticed on YouTube by posting videos of themselves doing wheelies & endo's in jeans & t-shirt with terrible hip hop music about guns & knives & types of cars..

You sir, must live a very boring life style

[Joe Marcon]

Im a qualified railway engineer and have the day off :)

[HoL]

CHOO CHOO!

http://images.wikia.com/ttte/images/e/ee/ThomasCGIpromo.png

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE 521BHP

[Joe Marcon]

My niece loves chugginton . Thomas the tank engine was last year

[Sir Trev]

There is probably a Lambo driver on a similar forum posting about how a bike desperately tried to beat him off the lights for no reason today. Everyone will agree with them that not rising to it was very sensible and yet again we get tarred by the same brush… There is no place on our crowded roads for street racing and it turns car drivers and the public at large against us.

[SoulKiss]

My niece loves chugginton . Thomas the tank engine was last year

You realise an encyclopedic knowledge of TV programs related to Trains doesn't count as a "Qualification"?

Oh, and I'm getting on Planes from now on.

[timwilky]

Im a qualified railway engineer and have the day off :)

Joe, your 19 years old. How the heck can you be a "qualified railway engineer". You haven't even got the time in for an apprenticeship never mind getting any formal qualification to be recognised as an "Engineer",

[Joe Marcon]

Would you like me to post my PTS card to prove ?

[Messie]

And while we're at it, try googling for some of these:

Police riders handbook
Twist of the wrist by Keith code
Counter steering
Road craft
Chasing the vanishing point

Some really useful info to be found & applied to make you into a good quality consistent rider whom people respect for being a good rider rather than sounding like some mongo who's escaped from Jeremy Kyle's waiting room & has managed to get noticed on YouTube by posting videos of themselves doing wheelies & endo's in jeans & t-shirt with terrible hip hop music about guns & knives & types of cars..

This wins my comment of the week award! Brilliant!


Sorry Joe, we don't really go a bundle on that sort of behaviour or boasting on here :rolleyes:

[timwilky]

All a PTS proves is that you are authorised on track. It does not an Engineer make.

FFS I know loads with a PTS, they are labourers, painters etc.

[Joe Marcon]

Well i work on track have my qualifications . Im not going to argue about my job!

[SoulKiss]

All a PTS proves is that you are authorised on track. It does not an Engineer make.

FFS I know loads with a PTS, they are labourers, painters etc.

Well i work on track have my qualifications . Im not going to argue about my job!

So you know not to stand in front of a moving train and can pass a medical?

PTS Certificate

A PTS Certificate is required before anybody is allowed to work within the boundary of Network Rail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_Rail) tracks in the UK (on or near the line). It is also a requirement in the Republic of Ireland. Any potential employee must undergo a medical and a drug and alcohol test before attending a "personal track safety" course.
The PTS Certificate lists competencies held by the person named on the card. - this may include


Medical Certificate (expiry dependent on age)
PTS (AC or DC) (expiry 2 years)
PICOP, COSS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controller_of_site_safety), IWA or others...

Deregulation in the National Railway Service in the UK has meant that increasing numbers of subcontractors are being employed within the track environment. Contractors are often used for specific limited projects and are often from companies that have not previously been considered as having “railway pedigrees or culture”.
To work on or near the track involves certification for the individual employee of which there are several levels of competence and responsibility which are assessed.
The basic level for track access for Network Rail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Network_Rail) is the Personal Track Safety certificate (PTS) as defined by the railway safety standards NR/L2/CTM/021. These levels of certification only assess the individual’s ability to work safely in the track environment. This means that the individual is able to respond and correctly react to circumstances which may arise in this potentially dangerous environment. Persons therefore should not have any condition or be taking any medication that may lead to sudden incapacity, loss of consciousness, dizziness, impairment of awareness, concentration, balance, coordination, or any significant limitation of mobility or impairment of hearing and vision. Persons with minor medical conditions (e.g. colour blind) may still be issued a PTS - though the card will have an indicator, a red triangle, to inform the Controller of Site Safety (COSS) to that person ailment. Similarly, those who have only recently got their PTS certificate will have a green square on their card to indicate their 'new' status.
The medical assessment undertaken for PTS certification does not address the medical specificity for tasks that an individual may be expected to undertake in their normal duties when actually working on the track. i.e. operating machinery or responsibility for other staff requires a higher level of assessment for the job specification and procedures.
The medical assessment for these certificates must be undertaken by an accredited medical provider. In the case of PTS this is authorised by the “Link up procedure” under the authority of Network Rail.
Providers of this service are registered appropriately and regular audit is undertaken to ensure that they meet the quality control levels for the specific standards of performance and training needed to reliably undertake the medical assessments.
Since 2006 the standards for a PTS have been regulated by The Office of Rail Regulation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Rail_Regulation)


Think I'll apply, after all I also work Trackside... (an office just off Platform 1 @ Paddington to be exact :p)

[The Idle Biker]

Sorry Joe, we don't really go a bundle on that sort of behaviour or boasting on here :rolleyes:

I do. I love stories like this. I want more not less. Bring em on. I don't even like Top Gear and threads about how many mpg do you get? That's how bad I am.

Each to their own Joe. btw what colour was the Lambo and what car does your Dad drive?

(Bet my Dad's car is faster than yours).

[Joe Marcon]

So you know not to stand in front of a moving train and can pass a medical?



Think I'll apply, after all I also work Trackside... (an office just off Platform 1 @ Paddington to be exact :p)

Thanks for telling me something i already know . And i work on track as an engineer, fixing rail and other things

[Joe Marcon]

Haha the lambo was white, and he has an ultima gtr :P

[The Idle Biker]

Ultima gtr, wow that's quick? Have you raced it?

[Joe Marcon]

Ultima gtr, wow that's quick? Have you raced it?
Say again?

[carelesschucca]

You sir, must live a very boring life style

Or a real interest in a pastime that he really enjoys and actually looks into how he can improve his riding. It takes no skill to twist a throttle till the cables snap and even less skill to win a race when your the only one racing. God even I can win those kind of races.

You really should have a think about reading the books mentioned they will make you a safer more confident rider, and more than likely quicker to boot.

[The Idle Biker]

Say again?

Meant - have you raced your Bike against your Dads car?

[speedplay]

I love this place sometimes. :)

[Bibio]

the lambo driver wasn't trying. you admit to being restricted. FFS i had an escort ST2 give me loads of sport and found it very very hard to pull away from him and that's with a full power SV so with a restricted SV you had no fekin chance going against a lambo.

anyway do what you do and have fun.

EDIT
time to calm down young man.

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=174537

[Specialone]

With my new responsible green head on, I think everyone should calm down :)

Joe, no disrespect but a restricted SV wouldn't pull away from the skin of a rice pudding ( god knows what that means), maybe 0-60 a full power sv should match it but after 60 the Lamborghini will destroy it.

That said in a drag race I wouldnt mind a go with it and my sprint 0-100 :)

[timwilky]

Joe, I forgot you were the one who complained when the cops pulled you for 70 in a 40. You have obviously forgotten the important lesson they tried to give you if you now admit to street racing.

I don't think you will keep that licence of your for much longer ridding in that manner. You so remind me of another Joe from West Yorkshire.

[fizzwheel]

oh dear...

[hardhat_harry]

You sound like a fabricator or a technician, unless you are designing the rails you are "fixing" you aren't an engineer

[Joe Marcon]

With my new responsible green head on, I think everyone should calm down :)

Joe, no disrespect but a restricted SV wouldn't pull away from the skin of a rice pudding ( god knows what that means), maybe 0-60 a full power sv should match it but after 60 the Lamborghini will destroy it.

That said in a drag race I wouldnt mind a go with it and my sprint 0-100 :)

Or i know he had alot to give, but i mean he booted it and kept slowing down .

[Biker Biggles]

Joe, I forgot you were the one who complained when the cops pulled you for 70 in a 40. You have obviously forgotten the important lesson they tried to give you if you now admit to street racing.

I don't think you will keep that licence of your for much longer ridding in that manner. You so remind me of another Joe from West Yorkshire.

GYKD:rolleyes:
Anyway more popcorn ordered.:)

[speedplay]

Was probably just taking the p1$$ out of the kid who thought his bike was fast ;)

[Dave20046]

I thort it woz bare cool tbh guys

[davepreston]

oh dear...
sorry but this post had me laughing the most

[MattCollins]

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Joe, why did you remove your post? It was so funny... sad... and a good example of the sort of BS that youngsters should not aspire to... so educational.

Value all around I'd say... keep 'em coming mate.

[dkid]

and this one time...at band camp...



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[Joe Marcon]

Good 1

[davepreston]

please tell me your coming to the AR

[tom-k6]

......so guys, anyone done anything interesting today? :) i had a race with a Zip scooter and it was toasting me upto 25mph but after that i just coasted past in 3rd gear at 29mph. gave him a little wave and off we went on our merry way.
had a lovely day today :)

[MattCollins]

Nothing overly interesting... Just fiddling with a couple of new bikes out in the workshop.
It's been raining pretty much non-stop since the 20th and it is 200km to the bitumen so any of the tracks that aren't covered by 3ft of water are 3ft of mud. Even the airstrip is risky business at the moment.

[tom-k6]

sounds like fun on a decent offroad bike :) and people say australia has good weather :P


also, if it turns out you are a kiwi, sorry for calling you an aussie ;)

[-Ralph-]

@Tim Wilky - His license or his life, which will he loose first?

Nobody deserves to die, but if he could just have a accident that just results in permanent damage to his testicles, that would stop him reproducing and do society a favour.

[cluffy]

Ive just had a txt off the lambo driver, he said he wants a re-match, meet him at the below mentioned street tomorrow.......

[IMG]http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b440/cluffy66/bell.jpg

Danny

[robh539]

Hahaha this thread is the best ive seen for a while. If your in a lambo why race, the whole point is to show off not not flash past everyone at warp speed everywhere.
He was playing with you mate, you wouldn't stand a chance on restricted sv if he was to 'race' you.

You sound like a fabricator or a technician, unless you are designing the rails you are "fixing" you aren't an engineer

Someone with the concept of an engineer, rare these days.

[Bluefish]

You sir, must live a very boring life style
:rolleyes: I had a race with myself once, I still lost.

[dizzyblonde]

I had a race with a Lambo once. I won, it was still parked there when I rode past later ;)

[robh539]

I had a race with a Lambo once. I won, it was still parked there when I rode past later ;)

You have too i thought i was a driving god:(.
Joe I did a lambo in a VW caddy on the M40 last summer, was close although he was in lane one and i was in 2.... oh wait thats called overtaking stupid me

[Joe Marcon]

[QUOTE=robh539;2670465]Hahaha this thread is the best ive seen for a while. If your in a lambo why race, the whole point is to show off not not flash past everyone at warp speed everywhere.
He was playing with you mate, you wouldn't stand a chance on restricted sv if he was to 'race' you.



Yes i know he was playing

[-Ralph-]

well i saw the lambo pass so i pulled out to chase, got to some lights and i filtered to the front and i took off on the line, he was quick to follow but i edge away (obv he dint have full power on) but i then carried on to the next lights . lambo wasnt seen. i pulled up waiting lmao :L he went passed and another car behind . got to a 200yard stretch and over took car 1 then the lambo he sure put his foot down but all ready had momentum he chased me up the hill and slowly eased off. there for,, sv restricted 1, lambo 0 ,
we do not see lambos round here, my brother told me about him seeing it earlier this morning, he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that

:rolleyes:

[missyburd]

Teehee, this place tickles me pink :cool:

I saw this thread when it was posted and thought I'd wait till I'd finished work to see if you lot had bitten, I wasn't disappointed :mrgreen:


Joe, no disrespect but a restricted SV wouldn't pull away from the skin of a rice pudding ( god knows what that means)

My fave quote of the thread, oh how I larffed. :D

[MattCollins]

sounds like fun on a decent offroad bike :) and people say australia has good weather :P


also, if it turns out you are a kiwi, sorry for calling you an aussie ;)

Australia does have good weather, it is just that when it rains in the tropics it can really rain and up my way everything goes under or turns to slush. Even light dirt bikes will bury themselves in the stuff. Sometimes, just for laughs or as act of cruelty (I am undecided on which, but I do not usually interfere), Stocky will send one of the new guys out to check a fence line on a paddock that is empty at this time of the year for good reason. The fence doesn't get checked and the poor slob will spend most of the day digging his bike out with just how long and the amount of effort expended dependent on how far he was silly enough to go in before turning around and telling Stocky where he can shove his orders.

However, the rule is that when it is wet then no vehicles are on the tracks because of the amount of damage that can be done and all of the boundary gates are locked and signs posted.

Yep, I am an Aussie.

[Dipper]

Memories of an ad campaign from the 80's ....a 2CV at it's top speed of 71.5mph is faster than a Porche travelling at 70mph

[Owenski]

Oh Joe mate, if we meet can I be drunk? I think everyone would enjoy that.

[Drew Carey]

Ive just had a txt off the lambo driver, he said he wants a re-match, meet him at the below mentioned street tomorrow.......

[IMG]http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b440/cluffy66/bell.jpg

Danny

I live only a few miles from Bell End in Blackheath West Mids.....may pitch up with my chair and a box of popcorn!!!

[xXBADGERXx]

Sorry - I agree with the sentiment, but no swearing allowed! - pic deleted by Messie

[mattSV]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-120102-popcorn-6p.photoblog900.jpg

Help your self guys.

[dizzyblonde]

Sorry picture deleted for swearing, even though the sentiment is sound!

Hey...thats my cat.....and right now Mr Tibbs is sharpening his claws....MEIIIOOAAW

[MattCollins]

Many of the threads in IB are BS... otherwise many wouldn't keep coming back.

[xXBADGERXx]

It can`t be your Cat , this is the Cat that won the Grand National just after piloting the last Space Shuttle mission . Just before he did any of this stuff he rescued a load of Supermodels from a burning fashion show and was also the discoverer of a new Island in the pacific where they found the new element .... Bolonium . I do hope you believe my story too .

[dizzyblonde]

Yeea but your cat does that in its dreams.....Mister Tibbs is owned by a Norris..

I rest my case :lol:

[robh539]

Rofl Dizzy

[maviczap]

It can`t be your Cat , this is the Cat that won the Grand National just after piloting the last Space Shuttle mission . Just before he did any of this stuff he rescued a load of Supermodels from a burning fashion show and was also the discoverer of a new Island in the pacific where they found the new element .... Bolonium . I do hope you believe my story too .

Great story, its the start of a new Star Wars type trilogy :D

[Stuuk1]

Inexperienced. He may have been inexperienced with the power of the Lamborghini.

No, no, no this is clearly the funniest post of this thread. Pure brilliance!

Joe has deleted his first post. Sad face....

[missyburd]

Joe has deleted his first post. Sad face....
See post #66 .... Happy face :p

[-Ralph-]

See post #66 .... Happy face :p

And post 82

well i saw the lambo pass so i pulled out to chase, got to some lights and i filtered to the front and i took off on the line, he was quick to follow but i edge away (obv he dint have full power on) but i then carried on to the next lights . lambo wasnt seen. i pulled up waiting lmao :L he went passed and another car behind . got to a 200yard stretch and over took car 1 then the lambo he sure put his foot down but all ready had momentum he chased me up the hill and slowly eased off. there for,, sv restricted 1, lambo 0 ,
we do not see lambos round here, my brother told me about him seeing it earlier this morning, he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that

:lol:

[maviczap]

I had a similar race with a Gallardo and won as well

I have a picture of the one I raced

http://www.slotforum.com/review-images/Scalextric/Lambo/C3078LamborghiniGallardoTrack.jpg

I cheated and didn't turn the power on, because I'm an electrician ;)

[Stuuk1]

See post #66 .... Happy face :p

Haha, ecstatic happy face...!

Joe should probably have a section of his own on this forum for all sad people to go to, kinda like a rehab.

"Joe's Happy Place"

[missyburd]

I cheated and didn't turn the power on, because I'm an electrician ;)
Are you a qualified electrician? Or someone who sticks their fingers in plug sockets? :p

[robh539]

Haha, ecstatic happy face...!

Joe should probably have a section of his own on this forum for all sad people to go to, kinda like a rehab.

"Joe's Happy Place"

:winner:

[Stuuk1]

Are you a qualified electrician? Or someone who sticks their fingers in plug sockets? :p

He owns a CSCS card.... (for those that don't know, that's the equivalent of the PTS card-ish).

[dizzyblonde]

Rofl Dizzy


Ahhhfangyou, Uncle Chuck has his uses :lol:


OMG.....I just realised the OP is from West Yorks..

MissyBurd...we must be careful of this riding god ;)

[speedplay]

He owns a CSCS card.... (for those that don't know, that's the equivalent of the PTS card-ish).

I got CSCS, PTS, SMSTS and currently doing a NEBOSH.

Can I play too...?

Lol

[Stuuk1]

I got CSCS, PTS, SMSTS and currently doing a NEBOSH.

Can I play too...?

Lol

No, sounds like you have a fair few STD's

[speedplay]

No, sounds like you have a fair few STD's

NEBOSH will be the worst one as everyone thinks health and safety is a disease anyway.
The others I got cream for!

[Stuuk1]

NEBOSH will be the worst one as everyone thinks health and safety is a disease anyway.
The others I got cream for!


Then I officially declare it PLAY TIME!

[Biker Biggles]

We like to stick to TLAs where I work,but most of these training courses are can be covered by WOTAM.

[SoulKiss]

See post #66 .... Happy face :p

And post 82



:lol:

Why do you think I made a point of quoting it waaaaaay back in post 6 :p

Reposted here to save anyone having to click that link :p

well i saw the lambo pass so i pulled out to chase, got to some lights and i filtered to the front ;) and i took off on the line, he was quick to follow but i edge away (obv he dint have full power on) but i then carried on to the next lights . lambo wasnt seen. i pulled up waiting lmao :L he went passed and another car behind . got to a 200yard stretch and over took car 1 then the lambo he sure put his foot down but all ready had momentum ;) he chased me up the hill and slowly eased off. there for,, sv restricted 1, lambo 0 ,
we do not see lambos round here, my brother told me about him seeing it earlier this morning, he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that ;)

[Bluefish]

Joe how did you remember the vrn? was it a private plate, aka I'm nearly as fast as a restricted sv :rolleyes:

[maviczap]

Are you a qualified electrician? Or someone who sticks their fingers in plug sockets? :p

Qualified to stick my fingers in plug sockets & also get electrocuted by mates for free :D

[-Ralph-]

Why do you think I made a point of quoting it waaaaaay back in post 6 :p

Reposted here to save anyone having to click that link :p

Just stick it in your signature! :D

[dizzyblonde]

Just stick it in your signature! :D

maybe everyone should.....a bit like the mullets when it was PeteVtwins birthday :D

[tom-k6]

the lad has nearly got 100 posts, thats nearly as fast as the lambo in terms of 0-100.

[MattCollins]

This thread has certainly been rolling quickly.