PDA

View Full Version : Raced a Lambo gallardo 5L, 520 BHP


Pages : 1 2 [3] 4 5

Red Herring
04-03-12, 04:57 PM
Ahem ***Megathread****.....


XXX


But I think the next Megathread should be called the Joe Appreciation Society thread!


I beg to argue this is still on thread, were just demonstrating that it's not just Joe who lives in his own world.....:)

Messie
04-03-12, 05:05 PM
Good answer but still ..... :)

punyXpress
04-03-12, 05:27 PM
Ahem ***Megathread****.....

Nah - it's just that the Lambo at peak revs sounds just the same as geordiespeak!
Brrrrm. ;)

Reeder
04-03-12, 08:33 PM
Where's joe?

maviczap
04-03-12, 08:34 PM
he can'y save ya noooouw

Joe Marcon
04-03-12, 10:36 PM
Where's joe?

Im here :). Glad the convo changed to geordies and pikeys lol . Had a peaceful day

speedplay
04-03-12, 11:08 PM
http://chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lambo-tractor-41.jpg

Venom
05-03-12, 12:51 AM
http://chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lambo-tractor-41.jpg

It was probably this Gallardo


http://www.fhm.com/imgs/631/400/0/original/Full200912011609243968095_lamborghini_car.jpgx

and he outran it doing 70 in a 40.

edit: looking back at the other thread, it seems I was beaten to it.

Reeder
05-03-12, 12:28 PM
Hi joe

Joe Marcon
05-03-12, 12:50 PM
Hi joe

Hi friend

HoL
05-03-12, 04:16 PM
Not much, had a meeting then raced a Lambo.



Reeder's a bloke, so for that reason, I'm Out.



Now I can only picture SK as Deborah Meadon

Venom
05-03-12, 06:02 PM
*Must resist lock and delete buttons*

Do your duty! :salut:

-Ralph-
05-03-12, 06:14 PM
And less argumentative ;)

WELL! That's just the converse of accommodating and amenable!!! :smt075

;)

-Ralph-
05-03-12, 06:15 PM
Where's it gone??

Bluefish
05-03-12, 06:16 PM
*Must resist lock and delete buttons*
I didn't ;) Peep's this is a seriouse thread about how a restricted sv can out drag a lamborghini, I'm sure we could all learn lot's from Joe about his immense biking skills and natural talent ;)

Specialone
05-03-12, 06:18 PM
I didn't ;) Peep's this is a seriouse thread about how a restricted sv can out drag a lamborghini, I'm sure we could all learn lot's from Joe about his immense biking skills and natural talent ;)

Fair play, I was trying to do it with gentle hints :)

Venom
05-03-12, 06:20 PM
Fair play, I was trying to do it with gentle hints :)

we is stupid and igna.. igner... clueless. :p

Reeder
05-03-12, 07:31 PM
I don't see the harm in one thread being a bit of fun and a giggle specialneedsone. Such a kill joy

HoL
05-03-12, 07:43 PM
A speed camera caught the action

http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i408/mrhol101/db5267b5.jpg

Specialone
05-03-12, 07:45 PM
I don't see the harm in one thread being a bit of fun and a giggle oh great one. Such a kill joy


Wind your neck in dude, I never deleted none of your posts, only my own.

The Idle Biker
05-03-12, 07:51 PM
A speed camera caught the action

http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i408/mrhol101/db5267b5.jpg

Excellent! Do you have a lot of free time Hol?

HoL
05-03-12, 07:54 PM
The wife watches cr4p tv. This is my coping mechanism

The Idle Biker
05-03-12, 07:56 PM
Go and play with her underwear, that's what I do when mine watches Eastenders. Hold on I think it starts in a minute........................back later

Venom
05-03-12, 07:56 PM
Wind your neck in dude, I never deleted none of your posts, only my own.

Double negative.

HoL, you forgot the slight corner. ;)

Specialone
05-03-12, 07:58 PM
Double negative.

HoL, you forgot the slight corner. ;)

Well spotted :)

I never deleted any of his posts then ;)

HoL
05-03-12, 07:58 PM
HoL, you forgot the slight corner. ;)

thats why the lambo's at a different angle, he's just coming round :smt110

Reeder
05-03-12, 09:03 PM
Apology accepted.
Messie!!

HoL
05-03-12, 09:08 PM
Apology accepted.
Bluefish!!

Post 215

Specialone
05-03-12, 09:12 PM
Post 215

No point in posting that, he can't read properly, which is quite ironic considering his username.

davepreston
05-03-12, 09:13 PM
hahaha you talking about ironic usernames lmao

Specialone
05-03-12, 09:14 PM
hahaha you talking about ironic usernames lmao

Be quiet you

Reeder
05-03-12, 09:17 PM
Dave has just gone up in my estimations.

andrewsmith
05-03-12, 09:22 PM
and the likeyness of the lock hammer has increased

Specialone
05-03-12, 09:24 PM
and the likeyness of the lock hammer has increased

Oooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaah :)

Tbh, I'm surprised it hasn't already, but not by me I must add, I wouldnt wanna upset any of the children of the thread and make them spit their dummies out.

HoL
05-03-12, 09:27 PM
Children of the thread

Joes started a cult!

andrewsmith
05-03-12, 09:31 PM
at least its not KG's ban hammer

Hol its Children of the Korn (the only time I'd be able to post this DSFW)

http://youtu.be/oKejYFvl1ko

Reeder
05-03-12, 09:44 PM
You're such a big grown up specialone. When I'm older I wanna be like you :-P

robh539
05-03-12, 10:07 PM
You're such a big grown up specialone. When I'm older I wanna be like you :-P

Oh dear, God forbid you get power[-o<.

Reeder
05-03-12, 10:10 PM
It'll never happen.

andrewsmith
05-03-12, 10:24 PM
Oh dear, God forbid you get power[-o<.

Here here!

It'll be like DP getting power

Reeder
05-03-12, 10:32 PM
Then again people... I never thought a restricted SV could beat a lambo? Who knows what might happen!

robh539
05-03-12, 10:41 PM
Then again people... I never thought a restricted SV could beat a lambo? Who knows what might happen!

Your not a riding god tho ;)

HoL
05-03-12, 10:42 PM
Unexperienced

davepreston
05-03-12, 10:43 PM
Here here!

It'll be like DP getting power


i already have it all

hence absolute power corupts absolutely

Venom
05-03-12, 10:47 PM
If Joe's SV got absolute power he'll be racing jet fighters.

http://www.80s-fashion-fancy-dress.com/images/Top-Gun-bike.JPG

xXBADGERXx
05-03-12, 10:47 PM
Dave , I wouldn`t trust you with Rubber Cutlery , nevermind any form of modding capabilities

andrewsmith
05-03-12, 10:49 PM
Dave , I wouldn`t trust you with Rubber Cutlery , nevermind any form of modding capabilities

haha

Mods any chance of this happening just to see the ensuing carnage?

davepreston
05-03-12, 10:50 PM
If Joe's SV got absolute power he'll be racing jet fighters.

http://www.80s-fashion-fancy-dress.com/images/Top-Gun-bike.JPG


ive actually done that, seriously
but due to my lack of skill on the thou the eurofighter won, if only joe was there

robh539
05-03-12, 10:52 PM
If Joe's SV got absolute power he'll be racing jet fighters.

http://www.80s-fashion-fancy-dress.com/images/Top-Gun-bike.JPG

haha and Win no doubt.

Reeder and DP as mods.... no one safe and no where to hide.

Reeder
06-03-12, 12:55 AM
Everyone would get a name change.

DJFridge
06-03-12, 07:28 AM
http://www.80s-fashion-fancy-dress.com/images/Top-Gun-bike.JPG

I feel the need, the need for speed(ing tickets for doing 70 in a 40 - who knew THAT would happen?)

Red Herring
06-03-12, 09:49 AM
I don't know, but it's looking good so far.....

-Ralph-
06-03-12, 09:58 AM
You heard the best of the best would be back here!

So, here I am folks! :p

speedplay
06-03-12, 10:19 AM
Sun is out and im meeting up with a friend in their r8 later.
bikes outside and ready to go but have a feeling ill have to restrict it as ive got about 100hp too much to give me a fighting chance...

Nobbylad
06-03-12, 10:21 AM
I was gonna suggest Joe went and got a life.....then I realised how much Reeder, Badger and DavePreston were posting in this thread. :rolleyes:

Reeder
06-03-12, 11:02 AM
Bit harsh and uncalled for?

speedplay
06-03-12, 11:03 AM
Bit harsh and uncalled for?


It's a fair point, you do need to get a life mate :)

-Ralph-
06-03-12, 11:04 AM
Bit harsh and uncalled for?

But fair! ;)

Reeder
06-03-12, 11:04 AM
I know you, you're allowed to say that ;)
But to say Joe needs a life?! Mean and uncalled for. Clearly he's really good at modifying bikes.

Joe Marcon
06-03-12, 11:39 AM
**** off i got a life you bellend

Reeder
06-03-12, 11:41 AM
Oh dear, lol!
I can see this coming to an end.

Winder
06-03-12, 11:46 AM
I noticed a few people have went Joe fishing recently. Nobbylad just got a bite

SoulKiss
06-03-12, 11:47 AM
Bit harsh and uncalled for?

Yet it wasn't when you said the same about me?

Oh dear Reeder, thats egg on your face, both of them.

Reeder
06-03-12, 11:53 AM
Yet it wasn't when you said the same about me?

Nah mine was honest :smt097;).

MisterTommyH
06-03-12, 12:06 PM
http://mlizcochico.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/popcorn.jpg

robh539
06-03-12, 12:36 PM
As if this thread wasnt fun already, now handbags are coming out lol
If a sv is a lambo killer, what would a busa beat? Time lol

hardhat_harry
06-03-12, 12:47 PM
A busa can beat this easily

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/hardhat_harry/thrust-ssc_1525655c.jpg

andrewsmith
06-03-12, 12:49 PM
http://laura.moncur.org/photos/P1010465.jpg

tom-k6
06-03-12, 12:49 PM
it would have to have extended swingarm but it would have it in a straight line peice of cake.

hardhat_harry
06-03-12, 12:50 PM
Btw love this picture the shockwave is immense

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/hardhat_harry/thrust-ssc_shockwave.jpg

It could be SSC or it could be Joe going to work

tom-k6
06-03-12, 12:52 PM
thats not a shockwave, its a crop sprayer ;)

dizzyblonde
06-03-12, 12:55 PM
A busa can beat this easily

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/hardhat_harry/thrust-ssc_1525655c.jpg


If a Busa can't beat a ZZR14, then it can't beat that....sorry!

hardhat_harry
06-03-12, 12:57 PM
Does that mean a Busa at flat out is a time machine?

Neutrinos

-Ralph-
06-03-12, 01:01 PM
Does that mean a Busa at flat out is a time machine?

If the ZZR14 and the Busa are time machines, then they only time travel in one direction, because every time I see Combatfred or Peg, they have only gotten older ;)

dizzyblonde
06-03-12, 01:06 PM
If the ZZR14 and the Busa are time machines, then they only time travel in one direction, because every time I see Combatfred or Peg, they have only gotten older ;)

:jocolor: :winner::winner:

andrewsmith
06-03-12, 01:21 PM
If the ZZR14 and the Busa are time machines, then they only time travel in one direction, because every time I see Combatfred or Peg, they have only gotten older ;)


:smt044

dizzyblonde
06-03-12, 01:28 PM
Starship Enterprise yes..... Time machine... no.

Joe Marcon
06-03-12, 01:30 PM
I was kidding lol

robh539
06-03-12, 01:41 PM
If the ZZR14 and the Busa are time machines, then they only time travel in one direction, because every time I see Combatfred or Peg, they have only gotten older ;)

:smt046
Dissapointing was gonna buy one to time travel an see Joe win, amongst other things.

Venom
06-03-12, 01:44 PM
Has anyone else noticed Joe has edited out the original first post after Sid Squid put it back? It read like this earlier

well i saw the lambo pass so i pulled out to chase, got to some lights and i filtered to the front ;) and i took off on the line, he was quick to follow but i edge away (obv he dint have full power on) but i then carried on to the next lights . lambo wasnt seen. i pulled up waiting lmao :L he went passed and another car behind . got to a 200yard stretch and over took car 1 then the lambo he sure put his foot down but all ready had momentum ;) he chased me up the hill and slowly eased off. there for,, sv restricted 1, lambo 0 ,
we do not see lambos round here, my brother told me about him seeing it earlier this morning, he remebered the reg plate and i car checked it with iphone app and got the details of engine size. if he wants race number 2 then he can see my dad as his cars alot faster than that ;)
Annnddddd itsss back

SoulKiss
06-03-12, 01:51 PM
Has anyone else noticed Joe has edited out the original first post after Sid Squid put it back? It read like this earlier

As it now reads

Annnddddd itsss goneee :smile:
Last edited by Joe Marcon; Today at 10:58 AM. Reason: Sid loves squid

I wonder if newboy considered the implications of editing a restoration of a post by a Mod, THEN extracting the urine...

-Ralph-
06-03-12, 01:51 PM
**** off i got a life you bellend

I was kidding lol

Strange sense of humour

Venom
06-03-12, 01:53 PM
As it now reads

Annnddddd itsss goneee :smile:
Last edited by Joe Marcon; Today at 10:58 AM. Reason: Sid loves squid

I wonder if newboy considered the implications of editing a restoration of a post by a Mod, THEN extracting the urine...


I don't think he does...

dizzyblonde
06-03-12, 01:55 PM
Maybe he has a split personality ?

Reeder
06-03-12, 02:00 PM
As it now reads

Annnddddd itsss goneee :smile:
Last edited by Joe Marcon; Today at 10:58 AM. Reason: Sid loves squid

I wonder if newboy considered the implications of editing a restoration of a post by a Mod, THEN extracting the urine...



LOL! Gotta give it to him though, that's pretty amusing.

MisterTommyH
06-03-12, 02:02 PM
Is Venom a troll? Or another users dummy account?

Just asking because there's not green name, 0 post count and he reads like a mod. Is it Spiderman?

dizzyblonde
06-03-12, 02:04 PM
No venom is real ;)

-Ralph-
06-03-12, 02:05 PM
Don't see why he shouldn't edit it again TBH, it's his post and his post and the editing of that post, doesn't break any forum rules. If he had sworn in the post, Sid had removed that, then he re-instated the swear word, then yes, I can see him being in trouble for that.

Why he's editing the OP I'm not quite sure though. Its been quoted several times, and if you can't figure out from the thread that the OP said he raced a Lambo on a restricted SV and won, then your about as intelligent as he is.

Reeder
06-03-12, 02:10 PM
Alright Ralph, less of the proper conversation.

robh539
06-03-12, 02:11 PM
Don't see why he shouldn't edit it again TBH, it's his post and his post and the editing of that post, doesn't break any forum rules. If he had sworn in the post, Sid had removed that, then he re-instated the swear word, then yes, I can see him being in trouble for that.

Why he's editing the OP I'm not quite sure though. Its been quoted several times, and if you can't figure out from the thread that the OP said he raced a Lambo on a restricted SV and won, then your about as intelligent as he is.

What he raced a lambo and won????, i thought it said a lada. ;)

Yep agree with editing his choice. no point tho whats done is done.

Venom
06-03-12, 02:21 PM
Is Venom a troll? Or another users dummy account?

Just asking because there's not green name, 0 post count and he reads like a mod. Is it Spiderman?

Just a normal user like yourself. I have 0 posts because I only have only posted rubbish in IB and others can vouch I am a singular entity that they have met in the flesh. *low profile*

SoulKiss
06-03-12, 02:21 PM
Why he's editing the OP I'm not quite sure though. Its been quoted several times, and if you can't figure out from the thread that the OP said he raced a Lambo on a restricted SV and won, then your about as intelligent as he is.

He's obviously not worked out that what goes on the net stays on the net...

speedplay
06-03-12, 02:22 PM
Wasn't a lambo but I still won...


http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt282/speedplay/photo-8.jpg

SoulKiss
06-03-12, 02:31 PM
Just a normal user like yourself. I have 0 posts because I only have only posted rubbish in IB and others can vouch I am a singular entity that they have met in the flesh. *low profile*

You're hardly normal :)

You have attended more AR's than a lot of other people in this thread tho :)

SoulKiss
06-03-12, 02:31 PM
Wasn't a lambo but I still won...


http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt282/speedplay/photo-8.jpg

Wasn't a restricted SV either :p

Venom
06-03-12, 02:36 PM
You're hardly normal :)

You have attended more AR's than a lot of other people in this thread tho :)

Most people aren't 'normal' ;)

We all do however wish we were special like Joe.

robh539
06-03-12, 02:43 PM
Wasn't a lambo but I still won...


http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt282/speedplay/photo-8.jpg

Not a trailer in sight too ;)

Runako
06-03-12, 02:44 PM
Kinda jealous that I didn't take the newbie banter too well and become a Legend like Joe. He's gonna be famous at the AR. Reckon if he shows his face he should make a speech!

Messie
06-03-12, 02:44 PM
Venom is real







but very small ;) xxx

-Ralph-
06-03-12, 02:54 PM
Wasn't a lambo but I still won...

Ahh! But were you going round a corner?