AR2013 Chat Thread

[Littlepeahead]

While we are on the subject of bum cracks, have you chaps been working out your routines for Saturday night's pole dancing contest?

I'm sure lots of the lovely ladies attending will be happy to join a panel of judges.

There are a few set moves you will need to master, but a little improvisation will help your score too.

The basics:

http://www.weddinggirl.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/polefitca-pole-dancing-sass.jpg

And what you should be aiming for for the bonus points:

http://cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/27/man_pole_dancing_042710_m.jpg

[Serdna]

I've just called them to ask and apparently the training is planned to finish early on Saturday at 2.30am. Maybe I won't miss the ride out after all :D

[Spank86]

I can do the bonus move.

not sure about the others.

[Matt-EUC]

I can do them all with both hands tied behind my back and with my legs tied to my hands.

[Spank86]

funny you should say that because Gav assures me that's how you're going to be spending most of the AR

[Littlepeahead]

Leg warmers are optional. Pants are compulsory.

[Matt-EUC]

funny you should say that because Gav assures me that's how you're going to be spending most of the AR

We've been practising ;)

[PyroUK]

Glad to hear it PieroUK.




Couldn't resist.

Haha love it!

But seriously though I really cannot wait for that pie! In fact I'm half tempted to sack off the ride and head straight there! Haha




Oh and LPH, I have your mustard!

[PyroUK]

funny you should say that because Gav assures me that's how you're going to be spending most of the AR

Didn't he also say the ball gag was optional?

[Littlepeahead]

You can keep my mustard away from your ball gag, or anything else related to your balls.

Thanks for purchasing though.

[Matt-EUC]

The ball gag was my idea. Really looking forward to this weekend.

[PyroUK]

Completely unrelated posts! Your mustard is safe and you are very welcome

[Littlepeahead]

Does anyone know if the pub has Sky Sports? England have just made it through to the Champions Trophy final and while everyone else is sleeping off their hangovers I might want to watch it. Otherwise it's good old Radio 4 LW.

[Littlepeahead]

Completely unrelated posts! Your mustard is safe and you are very welcome

I just don't want it being used as a lubricant.

[PyroUK]

I just don't want it being used as a lubricant.

That would be a whole new level of masochism! Ouchy

That being said, I'm sure you may need to keep it safe from some of the GM lot

[Matt-EUC]

As long as it's not Coleman's. Coleman's is far too hot, that might hurt.

[SvNewbie]

I just don't want it being used as a lubricant.

I bet a Honda C90 would still run with that for lubricant...don't think the SV is quite that bullet proof ;)

[Wideboy]

Does anyone know if the pub has Sky Sports? England have just made it through to the Champions Trophy final and while everyone else is sleeping off their hangovers I might want to watch it. Otherwise it's good old Radio 4 LW.

so you're coming now?

[Thunderace]

so you're coming now?

Only to watch Cricket apparently???????:rolleyes:

[Spank86]

Leg warmers are optional. Pants are compulsory.

You really know how to take the fun out of life.

[_Stretchie_]

Just thought I'd best air out the tent and some other bits, it's not been used since AR10


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/IMG_20130619_194828.jpg

I found this in it, 1/4 bottle of well aged Oasis anyone?

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/IMG_20130619_194836.jpg

[SeanSV1000]

Nice!!!

[minimorecambe]

How many beds do you need Mr Stretch?

[the_lone_wolf]

Just thought I'd best air out the tent and some other bits, it's not been used since AR10
You bringing the smoker?

;)

[Thunderace]

Just thought I'd best air out the tent and some other bits, it's not been used since AR10


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/IMG_20130619_194828.jpg

I found this in it, 1/4 bottle of well aged Oasis anyone?

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/IMG_20130619_194836.jpg

I thought my tent was a touch much!:D

[Wideboy]

You bringing the smoker?

;)
i was going to say make room for it, but then if he did i'd feel like im taking the pi$$

[_Stretchie_]

That blue one is actually a sofa :-) but it has a puncture :mad: Just trying to find all the stuff for the weekend and just realised that we no longer have a roof rack to put everything into so not sure exactly what we will be bringing, but deffo not the smoker I'm afraid.

Not even sure if we're allowed the BBQ either, we'll have all the dogs so we can't spend alot of time in the pub either so not sure what we can/can't do without upsetting the pub and don't want to take the mimey as they have given us the fields.

[Spank86]

There's a big garden area and I'm pretty sure the field is split in two.

[the_lone_wolf]

That blue one is actually a sofa :-) but it has a puncture :mad: Just trying to find all the stuff for the weekend and just realised that we no longer have a roof rack to put everything into so not sure exactly what we will be bringing, but deffo not the smoker I'm afraid.

Shame...

At least we'll have the xbox won't we?

Won't we???

:o

[minimorecambe]

i was going to say make room for it, but then if he did i'd feel like im taking the pi$$

He will do as he is damn well told!

[The Idle Biker]

I've just called them to ask and apparently the training is planned to finish early on Saturday at 2.30am. Maybe I won't miss the ride out after all :D

Excellent. Go for it!

[gruntygiggles]

I'd love to bring the smoker but it's a big old unit to shift and as Dan said...not sure what we are allowed to do. :confused:

[Thunderace]

As long as the dog sh*t is kept away from everybody elses tents I can't see a major drama.;)

[the_lone_wolf]

I'd love to bring the smoker but it's a big old unit to shift...

And yet presumably you're bringing Dan...

;)

[Thunderace]

Just one point on the BBQ.

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=199652

[gruntygiggles]

As long as the dog sh*t is kept away from everybody elses tents I can't see a major drama.;)

They won't be doing anything like that near anyones tent ;-)

[gruntygiggles]

And yet presumably you're bringing Dan...

;)

Just one point on the BBQ.

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=199652

That doesn't say if we are allowed to bring one though. Good to know the pub is doing food though :D

[Thunderace]

That doesn't say if we are allowed to bring one though. Good to know the pub is doing food though :D

Just saying we don't want to ruffle any feathers as the pub have been more than cooperative.

[gruntygiggles]

Just saying we don't want to ruffle any feathers as the pub have been more than cooperative.

Okidoke...I think Dan has been in touch actually. Ruffling feathers is not my cup of tea, so no worries :smt060

[Spank86]

As long as we don't break any picnic benches this year I'm sure it'll all be fine.

[PyroUK]

As long as we don't break any picnic benches this year I'm sure it'll all be fine.

I have absolutely no idea what you are on about Spank!

[Jason H]

As long as we don't break any picnic benches this year I'm sure it'll all be fine.

Does burning count as braking or are they treated as seperate entities?

[Thunderace]

OK so off to bed and heading to Hampshire tomorrow, so be safe organs and I'll catch y'all Friday/Saturday!:D:D:D:D:D

[SeanSV1000]

Much rather be down there now than do 2 more days of work :-( too excited! Lol
Oh well, See ya down there!


'04 SV 1000N Blue - best bike owned yet!

[Matt-EUC]

OK so off to bed and heading to Hampshire tomorrow, so be safe orgasms and I'll catch y'all Friday/Saturday!:D:D:D:D:D

:)

[dirtydog]

Well that's the SV sorted for the weekend, fluids checked, tyres checked, quick clean, chain checked and adjusted.

[dirtydog]

Remember to bring a side stand puck, just in case

[stuR]

Im thinking that due to other stuff ive got to do at the weekend i may just come saturday morning and do the saturdays rides then go saturday night or possibly stay til sunday morn and do the sunday part too. Am i being stupid or can i not see a timetable so i know where to be and when etc?

EDIT: Just seen this;
saturday
Markers Brief 0900
Riders Brief 0930
Fuelled up and ready to roll 1015
Ride start 1030
Return time TBC.
So if i come saturday morn, it will be best to arrive for about 9 im guessing at the west meon pub? Has anything been confirmed by loomies like a fun day/ dealer day etc etc?

[Matt-EUC]

There'll definitely be some fun :) maybe even a dealer!

Not sure about the Loomies part though.

[Mark_h]

Matt, did you ever get that refund from the comedy classes?

[Matt-EUC]

No, they said there was no guarantee it would make me funny. Didn't stop me going three times though.

[Wideboy]

Matt, did you ever get that refund from the comedy classes?

Hahaha *zing

[the_lone_wolf]

Remember to bring a side stand puck, just in case

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr243/ktm_wolf/Thetford%20Forest%20Oct%202009/DSCF8377.jpg

;)

[gruntygiggles]

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr243/ktm_wolf/Thetford%20Forest%20Oct%202009/DSCF8377.jpg

;)


Amazing :smt040

[stuR]

Brilliant haha

[Littlepeahead]

so you're coming now?

Only because I know you've been sniffling into your teddy every night since you thought I couldn't make it.

Anyway after bribing a couple of Romanian hod carriers I now have a car for the weekend.

Having a chilled out day off. Cricket on TV, lunchtime massage and in between baked a Victoria sponge, a chocolate cake, a lemon drizzle, a banana choc chip loaf and some cupcakes. I'll do the carrot cake and the cookies this evening.

[Gimerk]

Afternoon all. Does anyone know where the lunch stop will be? I'll be heading over from Verwood around 10am so will just miss the start. I understand if the stop isn't publicised but would appreciate being in the know :-)

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[rictus01]

well good news for me too, brother out of ICU, not clear of the woods just yet, but looking better, so attendance is at least more likely now.

[Spank86]

Afternoon all. Does anyone know where the lunch stop will be? I'll be heading over from Verwood around 10am so will just miss the start. I understand if the stop isn't publicised but would appreciate being in the know :-)

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PM daddyjob

[the_lone_wolf]

Amazing :smt040

You've not seen my cameltoe before? ;):D

[Gimerk]

PM daddyjob

Thanks Spank :-)

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[Mark_h]

Well for me, c20 miles from AR epi-centre today was forecast to be cloudy and showers. It's bloody roasting 32 degrees and clear blue sky. The Guinea pigs are hiding in the shade and the dragon flies are out in full force over the pond. Clearly God* does not listen to the BBC these days.


*Feel free to replace with weather manager of your choice.

By way of a further update, today was forecast rain all day. So far not a drop has fallen. Obviously past performance should not be taken as a guarantee of future performance but it would appear the forecasts may be a little on the pessimistic side. On the other-hand of course it may be saving it all up for a massive downpour all weekend but hey... if it's raining you get fewer bugs stuck to your bike and kit so not all bad.

[Littlepeahead]

That's because it all fell on Chelmsford. Had to go out in a massive storm. On the upside in addition to my massage I had electrical currents applied to my bottom.

[chris8886]

Only because I know you've been sniffling into your teddy every night since you thought I couldn't make it.

Anyway after bribing a couple of Romanian hod carriers I now have a car for the weekend.

Having a chilled out day off. Cricket on TV, lunchtime massage and in between baked a Victoria sponge, a chocolate cake, a lemon drizzle, a banana choc chip loaf and some cupcakes. I'll do the carrot cake and the cookies this evening.

woohoo!

[Messie]

I'm not able to go to the Annual Rideout this year so to all of you who are planning and packing and excited for the week end ahead...
I hope you have a great time, that the weather holds out for you and that the roads are quiet and the ride is awesome.
It's stating the obvious that the company will be bloody fantastic and that you will all have a truly wonderful time.

Cheers my dears!

[SeanSV1000]

Prep done!
Fitted my iphone holder and charger to the bike today. Will help with the sat nav side of things!
Gave it a quick once over and a bit of a polish ;-)
And test built the tent last night! Other half wasnt happy that i did it in the front room tho.... Ha!

One more work day to go then it bikes, beer and good grub!!


'04 SV 1000N Blue - best bike owned yet!

[Littlepeahead]

I'm not able to go to the Annual Rideout this year so to all of you who are planning and packing and excited for the week end ahead...
I hope you have a great time, that the weather holds out for you and that the roads are quiet and the ride is awesome.
It's stating the obvious that the company will be bloody fantastic and that you will all have a truly wonderful time.

Cheers my dears!

Sally there's room in my car and I've a spare blow up mattress and tent if you change your mind.

[minimorecambe]

No prep needed for me, just the car keys.
Glad we only live 15 miles away :)

[PyroUK]

The hardest part of this weekend will be waking up Saturday morning!

[SeanSV1000]

The hardest part of this weekend will be waking up Saturday morning!

And possibly sunday morning if theres some heavy drinking going on the nite before (which im guessing there will be!)


So how many people are cramming all their gear onto the bike like me? Ive heard a good handful of people are going in the car... Shame really but understandable!

[PyroUK]

haha not so much mate, will be trotting back off home as i only live about an hour away and i cant be bothered with cramming all my camping gear on the bike again lol

[SeanSV1000]

Yeah im about an hour away, cant b arsed to make 2 trips tho lol. So bought a huge ass hiking rucksack and everything fits!!! Sweet! Also means the sv still looks good without luggage bolted to it lol

[mattSV]

Car is loaded, just going to jump on the bike and have a ride over to the site for a nosey. Clear blue skies and sunshine down here at the moment!

[orose]

So how many people are cramming all their gear onto the bike like me? Ive heard a good handful of people are going in the car... Shame really but understandable!

Some people just can't pack properly... I'm all loaded, and in record time too

[Quiff Wichard]

Packed n ready to go

[Jason H]

Only because I know you've been sniffling into your teddy every night since you thought I couldn't make it.

Anyway after bribing a couple of Romanian hod carriers I now have a car for the weekend.

Having a chilled out day off. Cricket on TV, lunchtime massage and in between baked a Victoria sponge, a chocolate cake, a lemon drizzle, a banana choc chip loaf and some cupcakes. I'll do the carrot cake and the cookies this evening.

:smt041

And possibly sunday morning if theres some heavy drinking going on the nite before (which im guessing there will be!)


So how many people are cramming all their gear onto the bike like me? Ive heard a good handful of people are going in the car... Shame really but understandable!

I'm cramming everything on the bike even tohugh I'm only 45mins away.

What time is everyone planning on getting down there as I'm on leave tomorrow? :D

[SeanSV1000]

On a slightly different note, ive just had a nosey of the pub on google earth and wondered what car park we need to pul into? It seems the one on the a272 gives you access to the field as well as the car park but the one on the opposite corner on a32 is just car park?

I know i can prob figure it out on the day but after my ride, all i will wanna do is get off my bike, chuck my bag down, stretch myself and spark up a fag! :-) so will just be easier to know where to pull into straight away...

Maybe one for one of the guys already down there who knows...

[SeanSV1000]

:smt041



I'm cramming everything on the bike even tohugh I'm only 45mins away.

What time is everyone planning on getting down there as I'm on leave tomorrow? :D

Going early sat morning

[minimorecambe]

What time is everyone planning on getting down there as I'm on leave tomorrow? :D

We (me and Wideboy) will be there earlyish tomorrow

[Littlepeahead]

I haven't even got the tent out of the loft yet. But I have made cupcakes that look like bosoms.

[SeanSV1000]

Mmm i'll have some of those...lol

[PyroUK]

There beat be some cake left Saturday morning :) nom nom nom

[Littlepeahead]

There's over 80 servings so I should hope so. I've made Mary Berry look like a slacker today. Although all the recipes are from her book apart from the cookies which are a Hummingbird Cafe book but all have my own little extras.

[PyroUK]

Woohoo!!!!


Also what is the deal with fuel? Will the station across the rd be closed? And if so where is the closest station that is easy to get to coming from the m3 Winchester jct?

[SeanSV1000]

Apparently its a 24hr one!

[Matt-EUC]

It's a non-existent one!

[Jason H]

Woohoo!!!!


Also what is the deal with fuel? Will the station across the rd be closed? And if so where is the closest station that is easy to get to coming from the m3 Winchester jct?

Petrol station is closed. I'd suggest carrying on south down the A32 and there is one not far down the road.

[Jason H]

We (me and Wideboy) will be there earlyish tomorrow

Woo, I'll see you and Gav down there then. :)

[keith_d]

I will be a little late on Friday.

My rear brake caliper is currently in bits on the kitchen table. It's all de-crudified and mostly re-assembled. Hopefully I'll be able to re-install it and still get down there before all the cake is gone. But if it ain't fixed by 8pm tomorrow I'm bringing the car (which is bad news for my liver).

Keith.

[Matt-EUC]

You know how for the last ride I said I removed the dirt and replaced it? Well I have removed most traces of dirt, AND I POLISHED THINGS!!!

[widepants]

first one to greet me with a beer will be a hero

[Matt-EUC]

What time are most people getting there??

[chris8886]

What time are most people getting there??

I shall be there in the late afternoon/early evening some time tomorrow.

[Matt-EUC]

That's very precise...

[chris8886]

That's very precise...

lol, fair point i'll give you that. time wise I would put that at between 4 and 7 pm.

[Matt-EUC]

Well that's a better time gap than the gas man. "I'll be there between 9am and 8pm."

[Quiff Wichard]

Be about 6 to 7 pm for us if we stop on the way down somewhere ...

[chris8886]

Well that's a better time gap than the gas man. "I'll be there between 9am and 8pm."

ha, well it's a lot more likely to be more accurate than the gas man! lol, but I have a few things to do tomorrow before I come on down.

[DJ123]

Woohoo!!!!


Also what is the deal with fuel? Will the station across the rd be closed? And if so where is the closest station that is easy to get to coming from the m3 Winchester jct?

Apparently its a 24hr one!

Petrol station is closed. I'd suggest carrying on south down the A32 and there is one not far down the road.


Best to fill up at Petersfield Services. Head East on the A272 towards the A3. Large BP station and the fuel is a decent price. Its only 8 miles from the base camp

[dirtydog]

What time is everyone planning on getting down there as I'm on leave tomorrow? :D



I'll be there from 9am tomorrow.