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Thunderace
15-01-13, 10:06 PM
This is why you keep your plastic cider bottles .
Your too young to have been to "Monsters of Rock"....
Quite interested as to how young you think I am?
Crosses fingers and waits for compliment!
18? you certainly act like it ;)
Fallout
15-01-13, 10:27 PM
18? you certainly act like it ;)
:smt046
Quite interested as to how young you think I am?
Crosses fingers and waits for compliment!
I never ask a Lady her age :cool:
Spank86
15-01-13, 10:49 PM
Careful with the name calling NTECUK.
You have no idea the beast you may awaken.
Thunderace
15-01-13, 11:00 PM
18? you certainly act like it ;)
Alright Bambi killer! I remember my first beer too!:rolleyes:
Careful with the name calling NTECUK.
You have no idea the beast you may awaken.
Right thats it TOYS OUT OF PRAM, DUMMY SPAT!:smt078
Spank86
15-01-13, 11:03 PM
Oh god, not again.
Somebody get the tia maria flavoured pacifier!
Alright Bambi killer! I remember my first beer too!:rolleyes:
I dont, you must be a very light drinker :p:albino:
Criggers
15-01-13, 11:38 PM
Well you guys better be up and that, I'm planning on getting down there for 10.
dirtydog
16-01-13, 01:12 AM
Erm I can be around during the day but then got to nip off and will be back in the evening.
As for thunderace being young, im sure there was a bloke with a red flag walking in front of his car when he first started driving?
Wideboy
16-01-13, 01:21 PM
I genuinely thought nath was about 24-25. Then he said he had kids so I asked and was surprised when he said he was 42
Fallout
16-01-13, 01:28 PM
Well you guys better be up and that, I'm planning on getting down there for 10.
Hardy har har. We know from our own local whipper snappers that you yoofs can't get out of bed until 1pm.
Criggers
16-01-13, 01:30 PM
Hardy har har. We know from our own local whipper snappers that you yoofs can't get out of bed until 1pm.
Hey! I'm at work by 6:45! AM before you start
Littlepeahead
16-01-13, 01:35 PM
Will all of the ladies be issued with one of these upon arrival?
It contains:
Shewee Pink
Pink Extension Pipe
2 Absorbent Pouches
Hand Sanitizer (59ml)
Pocket Knife - 8 function Shewee engraved pocket knife
X-Fronts - funky underwear with discrete fly to allow the Shewee easy access
Dynamo Torch - bright LED rechargeable or battery operated
Emergency Poncho - waterproof for the British summer!
Qeezee - absorbent, anti-odour gel sick bag
Folding hairbrush and mirror set
Ear plugs in plastic box
Dry shampoo - no need for water!
http://www.packyourbagstravelstore.com/images/catalog/products/large/shewee/shewee-festival-survival-box.jpg http://www.purpleturtle.co.uk/acatalog/SheweeXFrontsNew-180w.jpg
So when we arrive the bbq be lit .
Hoarse burger for me thanks ;)
Any chance your pitch my tent :)
Hardy har har. We know from our own local whipper snappers that you yoofs can't get out of bed until 1pm.
Ahem. Remember that ride we met at 730 at the holiday inn? I distinctly remember I was there!!
chris8886
16-01-13, 03:40 PM
Sleeping is for wimps and those who haven't pitched their tent near Chris8886.
oi, sod off there's no need for underhanded comments just yet thank you very much! ;)
Fallout
16-01-13, 04:06 PM
Hey! I'm at work by 6:45! AM before you start
Well then whipper snapper, let me know when you're gonna be there and at least one of us will be there too. Never too early to start drinking. :D
Hey! I'm at work by 6:45! AM before you start
I'm not entirely sure a paper round actually counts.
Sir Trev
16-01-13, 04:16 PM
I'm not entirely sure a paper round actually counts.
:smt043
Littlepeahead
16-01-13, 04:44 PM
oi, sod off there's no need for underhanded comments just yet thank you very much! ;)
It's not an underhand comment it's a statement of fact.
Fugly + alcohol + airbed = snoring on a scale loud enough to require earplugs 8 tents down.
chris8886
16-01-13, 05:42 PM
It's not an underhand comment it's a statement of fact.
Fugly + alcohol + airbed = snoring on a scale loud enough to require earplugs 8 tents down.
well i wouldn't know anything about this! i'm sleeping! :D
Fallout
16-01-13, 06:45 PM
Clare, get him some Breathe Right strips. Trust me. Best coupla quid you'll ever spend!
Thunderace
16-01-13, 07:15 PM
I dont, you must be a very light drinker :p:albino:
You are correct Tom you have seen me drink, god I struggle!;)
Well you guys better be up and that, I'm planning on getting down there for 10.
As I said I will be there between 8 & 9 to set up, take delivery of bog etc, so will whoever puts me up for the night on the Thursday!
@Spank if its you we may need to meet somewhere familiar as only been to yours once and I have no sat nav for the Ace.
@Fallout I know where you live, and you are IMO likely to be easier to convince to get up early!
Fry up at Loomies and the Pub opens at 11!
Will all of the ladies be issued with one of these upon arrival?
It contains:
Shewee Pink
Pink Extension Pipe
2 Absorbent Pouches
Hand Sanitizer (59ml)
Pocket Knife - 8 function Shewee engraved pocket knife
X-Fronts - funky underwear with discrete fly to allow the Shewee easy access
Dynamo Torch - bright LED rechargeable or battery operated
Emergency Poncho - waterproof for the British summer!
Qeezee - absorbent, anti-odour gel sick bag
Folding hairbrush and mirror set
Ear plugs in plastic box
Dry shampoo - no need for water!
http://www.packyourbagstravelstore.com/images/catalog/products/large/shewee/shewee-festival-survival-box.jpg http://www.purpleturtle.co.uk/acatalog/SheweeXFrontsNew-180w.jpg
No!
Spank86
16-01-13, 07:18 PM
Easy to get to mine mate. I'm only a few seconds from the motorway junction.
On the subject of signs, we put them a mile out in both possible directions and people managed to hoon past - I blame them not having decent brakes at that range :p
you can stay at mine, but you may have a struggle getting me up early. i will do it if needs be, but beds are so damn comfortable and warm!!!!
Thunderace
16-01-13, 07:44 PM
On the subject of signs, we put them a mile out in both possible directions and people managed to hoon past - I blame them not having decent brakes at that range :p
All four ways into West Meon end at a traffic light controlled crossroads. The camp site/pub is on one corner of said crossroads.
The hoon past comment was a polite way of saying, "for those not paying attention!";)
Thunderace
16-01-13, 07:46 PM
Easy to get to mine mate. I'm only a few seconds from the motorway junction.
How far off the A31?
Spank86
16-01-13, 07:57 PM
It's inbetween them. The bit that used to be the A31 before they put the motorway there.
I could easily meet you anywhere round alresford/Winchester though.
Thunderace
16-01-13, 09:53 PM
It's inbetween them. The bit that used to be the A31 before they put the motorway there.
I could easily meet you anywhere round alresford/Winchester though.
Sounds like a plan Stan!
Thunderace
24-01-13, 09:54 PM
27 and counting and a couple of +1's!:cheers:
A good start, but c'mon Orgers/Organs, I know some of you will have a long way to travel but it is FREE!:smt115
It's a long way off.
If you build it,they will come.....;)
Criggers
25-01-13, 07:35 AM
SuperVox put +family, do you reckon he needs to put down +Tent by the size of the one he took last year?
Littlepeahead
25-01-13, 07:39 AM
My tent was pretty big too and it only had me in it.
Criggers
25-01-13, 07:51 AM
True, however I think the tallest tent goes to DavePreston
Spank86
25-01-13, 07:55 AM
At least he has a good excuse.
Criggers
25-01-13, 07:56 AM
True, although I'm 6"3 and I managed to fit into that slug tent :D
Littlepeahead
25-01-13, 08:14 AM
Dave sleeps standing up.
Was that a slug tent? I thought it was one of those Femidom female condoms made for those women who've had 16 kids.
Criggers
25-01-13, 08:15 AM
Haha no don't you remember that green thing next to Rictus's tent?
My tent was pretty big too and it only had me in it.
But you cheated and bought that in the Beamer...
Littlepeahead
25-01-13, 09:17 AM
True. I brought 3 tents.
But I'd never have got 7 cakes on the bike.
And when I put my massive tent up I didn't know I was sleeping on my own. It was cold too.
oh weres the towie ride out gone .your links dead. and you dint check your pm s ;)
Littlepeahead
25-01-13, 09:40 AM
I did see the message but I'll need to PM Fizz which isn't easy from my phone.
We could have a competition at this year's AR to see how many people we can fit in Jon's tent and then try and get the same number into Crigger's.
You bringing the big tent ?
Party at stue's and and yours ;)
Criggers
25-01-13, 09:49 AM
I did see the message but I'll need to PM Fizz which isn't easy from my phone.
We could have a competition at this year's AR to see how many people we can fit in Jon's tent and then try and get the same number into Crigger's.
Aha! Jokes on you I've up graded :) but I might still bring it to see how many we can get in as I am quite intrigued
Littlepeahead
25-01-13, 09:53 AM
We could have a sweepstake. I have managed to share the sleeping compartment of my larger tent with a 6'4 drunk Australian and a lesbian couple.
Fallout
25-01-13, 10:17 AM
I need to buy a new tent. My 6 year old Wilkinsons £24 one with two sleeping bags and groundmats included doesn't really cut it any more. Plus it's never seen a proper downpour. I think if it did rain I'd probably drown in my sleep.
Supervox
25-01-13, 10:25 AM
Oi ! That's quite enough of the 'tentist' remarks thank you very much.
Us (physically, not mentally) old-uns need a little more comfort than you youngsters :-)
I think I can put s tow bar on the bike and use this !!
http://www.automotiveleisure.co.uk/images/2007_09080002.JPG
Littlepeahead
25-01-13, 11:39 AM
I need to buy a new tent. My 6 year old Wilkinsons £24 one with two sleeping bags and groundmats included doesn't really cut it any more. Plus it's never seen a proper downpour. I think if it did rain I'd probably drown in my sleep.
Then you won't need it for AR as it won't rain... will it?!
Tesco doing a cheap tent.
yes u need some were to sleep but you can find a card board box .
Spank86
25-01-13, 12:04 PM
Then you won't need it for AR as it won't rain... will it?!
Theres no GMers daft enough to take that sort of bet, not unless we really do a continental AR.
Fallout
25-01-13, 12:16 PM
I am willing to bet everyone that it'll be completely dry at this years AR. To make this wager interesting, if it rains everyone can attend for free.
Spank86
25-01-13, 03:47 PM
Very generous fallout, offering to pay for food and petrol
Fallout
25-01-13, 04:01 PM
I chose my words carefully Spank, but I will offer them free use of your body. That goes without saying.
Wrong place mar'm for this taunt...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul the 6th http://forums.sv650.org/images/ca_morpheus_gray/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2822964#post2822964)
33. Paul the 6th of Yorkshire..
Right, that's it. I'm not going now as we're bound to arrive in the same outfit on Saturday night.
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=34&pictureid=183
chris8886
25-01-13, 04:18 PM
Wrong place mar'm for this taunt...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul the 6th http://forums.sv650.org/images/ca_morpheus_gray/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2822964#post2822964)
33. Paul the 6th of Yorkshire..
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=34&pictureid=183
stop being so mod like martin! :p;)
stop being so mod like martin! :p;)
Its you in the top hat isnt it
Yes if from Paul the 6th org album too :smt036
Spank86
25-01-13, 05:43 PM
I chose my words carefully Spank, but I will offer them free use of your body. That goes without saying.
That's always on the table anyway.
chris8886
27-01-13, 01:32 PM
That's always on the table anyway.
ya dirty bar steward! ;)
Spank86
27-01-13, 02:20 PM
What can I say, I'm easy.
Thunderace
28-01-13, 11:00 PM
What can I say, I'm easy.
Yeah you are!:smt098
Spank86
28-01-13, 11:03 PM
Sorry Nathan, I may be easy but you're not my type.
Thunderace
29-01-13, 11:16 PM
Was thinking of you and Gav, but thanks for thinking of me!;) But I would rather peel of all my skin and roll around in salt!:smt018
Hi all. Just to lower the tone...
Please can someone post more details about the toilet facilities?
I understand we can use the pub toilets while the pub is open - does this mean not before midday-ish?
In which case, will there really only be only 1 port-a-loo to cope with the 'out of hours', erm, digestive output of dozens of Orgers?
I know no.1s are of no concern to the blokes who can happily stand at the side of a field and pee in comfort - but it is a bit difference for the laydeez.
Ta.
Thunderace
04-02-13, 01:33 AM
Hi all. Just to lower the tone...
Please can someone post more details about the toilet facilities?
I understand we can use the pub toilets while the pub is open - does this mean not before midday-ish?
In which case, will there really only be only 1 port-a-loo to cope with the 'out of hours', erm, digestive output of dozens of Orgers?
I know no.1s are of no concern to the blokes who can happily stand at the side of a field and pee in comfort - but it is a bit difference for the laydeez.
Ta.
There will be one portaloo on site, pub opens at 11am but Loomies opens at 0600 so you will be able to find an available toilet.;)
Just wondering, how much are they and could we not have two.?
Any one from Essex up for a ride in on the morning,Do the ride out and then flick home?
may head down for a day return if I cant muster up the courage to camp :)
There are naff all travel lodges etc close .
I checked .
ahh. I have my unused camping gear from last years AR.. thought I might get round to using it this year or not..
I can camp . Did it last year up north .
But as the AR is close ride in on the day is easy .
Had planed trip down Fri night . Sleep in a room and zip back sat evering.
Spank86
04-02-13, 10:25 AM
There are naff all travel lodges etc close .
I checked .
theres a holiday inn at winchester and one at petersfield as well as a travellodge at fourmarks/alton.
ok will look see tonight .
Fallout
04-02-13, 11:56 AM
I'll happily do a collection run to the bstoke holiday in if required. Could be fun, not that it's rocket science to get to the site from there, but that roundabout/motorway situation can be a bit confusing.
Edit: This one (https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=holiday+inn+basingstoke&ll=51.254341,-1.078377&spn=0.011267,0.01929&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=holiday+inn&hnear=0x487404c180a05953:0x682dc7216eb9702a,Basing stoke,+Hampshire&cid=0,0,11884577633525436944&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A)
A30-A339 looks easy' nuff ;)
Fallout
04-02-13, 12:25 PM
The A339 down to loomies is an epic road. Unfortunately it is highly policed, although I've never had any run ins myself, and it's my usual route. It's one long set of well surfaced swooping corners. :)
ok .
looks like a plan ;).
Pack light .Do ride . Zip back to the smoke for gig :)
Sorry if this info is already else where but I can't seem to find it!
Is there timings for the ride on Saturday? Like what time it will set off rough idea when it will be back at the pub?
Ta
Spank86
04-02-13, 01:48 PM
No definite times yet. the route is still being tweaked.
I would estimate 10-4. Something like that. finish time could vary considerably.
No definite times yet. the route is still being tweaked.
I would estimate 10-4. Something like that. finish time could vary considerably.
Ok well Will knock it on the Head about 6 pm.
Ok just to pass the lead bike and peel of ?
No definite times yet. the route is still being tweaked.
I would estimate 10-4. Something like that. finish time could vary considerably.
Cheers Spank,
Will check la google maps for how long it will take to get there from mine and see if/how it is best to make it! :)
Thunderace
04-02-13, 04:03 PM
Cheers Spank,
Will check la google maps for how long it will take to get there from mine and see if/how it is best to make it! :)
From Poole, if you dawdle about an hour.
Thunderace
04-02-13, 04:08 PM
Just wondering, how much are they and could we not have two.?
To keep this AR as free the budget wont stretch to 2 portaloos.
Pub is open until midnight, Loomies is open at 0600, somewhere between those hours I would imagine you'll do some sleeping. So six hours - sleep x 2 nights, the portaloo should barely be used!
Littlepeahead
04-02-13, 04:08 PM
I don't think an AR has ever started at 9am - it's not a boot camp after all! If you start at 9am you'd have to do the briefing at 8.30am. Plus you need to allow for people to get fuel before the briefing if they arrived late on the Friday. Any provision made for coffee and tea pre-the start? I know we had a full on breakfast option at Essex and in Wales but coffee is a minimum requirement.
The route timing is always tricky. You do it with 2 or 3 of you and it takes you 4 hours. Do it with a big group unfamiliar with the rads, or on a day when it rains and you can easily add a couple of hours to that.
I'd rather pay to attend and have some refreshments and more toilets. Something being free isn't really a selling point for me if I'm spending a weekend in a field.
From Poole, if you dawdle about an hour.
Really?
In that case if its a 10 start can prob head up in the morn 😃
Thunderace
04-02-13, 04:13 PM
I don't think an AR has ever started at 9am - it's not a boot camp after all! If you start at 9am you'd have to do the briefing at 8.30am. Plus you need to allow for people to get fuel before the briefing if they arrived late on the Friday. Any provision made for coffee and tea pre-the start? I know we had a full on breakfast option at Essex and in Wales but coffee is a minimum requirement.
The route timing is always tricky. You do it with 2 or 3 of you and it takes you 4 hours. Do it with a big group unfamiliar with the rads, or on a day when it rains and you can easily add a couple of hours to that.
It's all in hand so don't worry, Markers to be briefed at 0900, riders brief 0930, ride start 1015-1030. Ride will end where it starts as to when very much depends on the day, number of riders, road conditions etc etc....
As to fuel on the Saturday morning, there is a petrol station approximately 50 yds from the campsite!;)
Thanks ace!
Will keep that in mind and hope to be there. :-)
Thunderace
04-02-13, 04:21 PM
Thanks ace!
Will keep that in mind and hope to be there. :-)
No probs matey!;) Hopefully see you there!
Spank86
04-02-13, 04:45 PM
Numbers were requested, I gave numbers which were clearly marked as estimates.
(pulled them out of my ****)
Spank86
04-02-13, 04:48 PM
Any provision made for coffee and tea pre-the start? I know we had a full on breakfast option at Essex and in Wales but coffee is a minimum requirement.
Loomies does tea coffee and a breakfast if you so require. I'll steal some menu's from both loomies and the pub beforehand so you guys can see current prices but theres no guarantee that costs/products will stay the same.
Littlepeahead
04-02-13, 05:12 PM
Is Loomies within 30 feet of the camping area?
Thunderace
04-02-13, 05:13 PM
Is Loomies within 30 feet of the camping area?
About 100yds, don't worry if your too lazy to walk that far I'll get you a coffee!;)
Littlepeahead
04-02-13, 05:16 PM
Was just trying to work out if I could walk there in nightie and slippers.
Was just trying to work out if I could walk there in nightie and slippers.
Not entirely sure distance has any relevance.
You can go anywhere in a nightie and slippers, just depends how self conscious you are! :-p
chris8886
04-02-13, 05:20 PM
About 100yds, don't worry if your too lazy to walk that far I'll get you a coffee!;)
you may well have got yourself a job there!
Littlepeahead
04-02-13, 05:22 PM
Chris it is you I have to get the coffee for! There's no chance of getting you up otherwise. How many times in the last 5 years have you brought me coffee in bed?
Fallout
04-02-13, 05:23 PM
You all need to calm down, otherwise I'll stab you all with a banana. Fine for the first person, but the last person will get stabbed with a really squishy banana and will smell all bananary for the rest of the day. And the only thing worth than that is syphilis. I've had both. I know.
Littlepeahead
04-02-13, 05:28 PM
Hi Simon. Since I've brought you coffee in bed in Wale it's your turn to bring me some at AR. And don't try threatening me with your squishy banana as you know I hate them. Just realised I'll need 2 dressing gowns as Hong will want to borrow one.
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