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23-09-06, 09:08 PM

trick everyone into thinking you have just ate an apple, by licking your lips,rubbing your stomach, & saying,'that apple was lovley'.

Stu · 23-09-06, 09:23 PM

Each to their own

squirrel_hunter · 23-09-06, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by hovi5

trick everyone into thinking you have just ate an apple, by licking your lips,rubbing your stomach, & saying,'that apple was lovley'.

23-09-06, 09:45 PM

Does this work with all fruits, or is it apple-specific?

23-09-06, 09:47 PM

Profound. I think I have just attained enlightenment.

23-09-06, 09:55 PM

i have only tried it with an apple, so i would'nt like to comment on other fruit, but feel free to experement

Richie · 23-09-06, 10:13 PM

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trick everyone into thinking you have just ate an apple, by licking your lips,rubbing your stomach, & saying,'that apple was lovley'.

I've just tryed it using the same line with .............
"a pot noodel..."
sevral people are saying that I am a lier, as no one would eat that crap by choice...

If you feel you need to do this please make sure the thing you are pretending to eat is beliveable...

I will go for a Pot Rice next...

I'll keep everyone infomed as to my progress and health......

same time, same thread...

too many beers may be to blame for this post...

24-09-06, 08:08 PM

a nice VIZ'esque type of post

24-09-06, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hovi5

trick everyone into thinking you have just ate an apple, by licking your lips,rubbing your stomach, & saying,'that apple was lovley'.

I know somebody who calls the end of his wand the 'apple' is that what you mean?

24-09-06, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by medwaysv

a nice VIZ'esque type of post

Bingo

Spooted it straight away.

Loved it. Viz top tips are the funniest things I've ever read.

A weetabix on the end of a stick makes a great backscrubber for the first couple of seconds of your bath.

23-09-06, 09:08 PM	#1
hovis Guest Posts: n/a	top tip trick everyone into thinking you have just ate an apple, by licking your lips,rubbing your stomach, & saying,'that apple was lovley'.

23-09-06, 09:23 PM	#2
Stu Trinity Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Guildford Posts: 8,027	Each to their own

23-09-06, 09:45 PM	#4
GregK2 Guest Posts: n/a	Does this work with all fruits, or is it apple-specific?

23-09-06, 09:47 PM	#5
UlsterSV Guest Posts: n/a	Profound. I think I have just attained enlightenment.

23-09-06, 09:55 PM	#6
hovis Guest Posts: n/a	i have only tried it with an apple, so i would'nt like to comment on other fruit, but feel free to experement

24-09-06, 08:08 PM	#8
medwaysv Guest Posts: n/a	a nice VIZ'esque type of post