Spareroom Adverts - SV650.org

squirrel_hunter · 02-02-10, 07:33 PM

I'm considering a relocation at the moment so have started trawling the spareroom ads to find a new place. And in doing so I've spotted a couple of ads that made me chuckle so I thought I'd share.

The first is just the way the final line is written, it sound like a serious warning:

Quote:

Clean and modern house with good facilities. Good location with a short walk to town center but on the edge of fields with a big garden.

There are two cats.

The second ad ends as follows:

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Share all facilities, includes bills, gas, electric, water, council tax, broadband. off street private parking.

Would suit working lady

I've sent this one an email asking if I can rent the room by the hour after its been let...

02-02-10, 08:10 PM

If you`re considering re-locating up North Neeja in Warrington is looking for a housemate

Bibio · 02-02-10, 08:14 PM

come to scotland you know you want to.

02-02-10, 08:17 PM

Why would he want to come to Scotland?!!?!?

Bibio · 02-02-10, 08:24 PM

coz its so fekin cool with greaaat roads and lovely people.

02-02-10, 08:32 PM

Meh, I don't think it's all that great if I am honest!!!! You are perhaps just lucky to live in a good area...

Stu · 02-02-10, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by squirrel_hunter

I've sent this one an email

I can't get anyone to reply to mine.

squirrel_hunter · 02-02-10, 08:37 PM

I'm not heading north, I'm going east apparently. Edging toward the Thames Valley section of the forum. Though things are still subject to change.

Stu, if you're having problems with your add feel free to pm it to me and I'll give you a rentees view of it.

02-02-10, 08:44 PM

Good luck

I'm trying to relocate London-Reading area and it's soul destroying stuff. The two main sites, Spare room and flat share are horrendous - horrible layout and I find it very difficult to specify exactly what you want.

Gumtree is no better...I've been looking for weeks now...somewhere with a garage and no more than 2-3 others. Anyone would think I'm looking for an endless supply of unobtainium.

Richie · 02-02-10, 08:56 PM

PT6th is looking for a flat mate in York.

02-02-10, 08:10 PM	#2
Speedy Claire Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Spareroom Adverts If you`re considering re-locating up North Neeja in Warrington is looking for a housemate

02-02-10, 08:14 PM	#3
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: Spareroom Adverts come to scotland you know you want to.

02-02-10, 08:17 PM	#4
Milky Bar Kid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Spareroom Adverts Why would he want to come to Scotland?!!?!?

02-02-10, 08:24 PM	#5
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: Spareroom Adverts coz its so fekin cool with greaaat roads and lovely people.

02-02-10, 08:32 PM	#6
Milky Bar Kid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Spareroom Adverts Meh, I don't think it's all that great if I am honest!!!! You are perhaps just lucky to live in a good area...

02-02-10, 08:37 PM	#8
squirrel_hunter Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny Swindon Posts: 3,579	Re: Spareroom Adverts I'm not heading north, I'm going east apparently. Edging toward the Thames Valley section of the forum. Though things are still subject to change. Stu, if you're having problems with your add feel free to pm it to me and I'll give you a rentees view of it. __________________ "A little enthusiastic?" May I add here, GG is awesome and I think I am in love with Stretchie...he rocks my world! SH2 \| 2MA \| GROM \| YSR

02-02-10, 08:44 PM	#9
instigator Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Spareroom Adverts Good luck I'm trying to relocate London-Reading area and it's soul destroying stuff. The two main sites, Spare room and flat share are horrendous - horrible layout and I find it very difficult to specify exactly what you want. Gumtree is no better...I've been looking for weeks now...somewhere with a garage and no more than 2-3 others. Anyone would think I'm looking for an endless supply of unobtainium.

02-02-10, 08:56 PM	#10
Richie fantabulas Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Nr Durham Posts: 4,940	Re: Spareroom Adverts PT6th is looking for a flat mate in York. __________________ My Flickr photos

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