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01-02-10, 07:31 PM
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Stretchie has a stroke.(JOKE)
As a pay back to Stretchie for all the times he does this to other people.
Just had a text from Cheryl. Stretchie has been sitting cuddling wee Squirrel and turned to Cheryl and said..... "I'VE BEEN STROKING SQUIRREL FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES THINKING HOW WEIRD IT FELT............ ......AND I HAVE JUST REALISED I WAS STROKING MY OWN ARM!" 
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01-02-10, 07:39 PM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
He must be doing "The Stranger" too many times....
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01-02-10, 10:19 PM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
Whats weird is when he sits there stroking my arm.
I really don't know how to approach the subject with him. It makes me feel so dirty. But the dirt doesn't wash off, no matter how hard I scrub... |
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01-02-10, 11:23 PM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
bottle of bleach ???
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01-02-10, 11:42 PM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
as long as it his arm he is stroking.......
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01-02-10, 11:42 PM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
i just leave the dirt on.....it improoves the complextion. However, squirrel.....i've seen that face.......you love it really!!!!
You would be so saddened if he ceased to stroke you.
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01-02-10, 11:55 PM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
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02-02-10, 01:27 AM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
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02-02-10, 01:58 AM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
oh good grief. I think i will let him know this thread is here just as he gets into the office in the morning. He's snoring niw and i can't sleep, so he's fair game IMO!
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02-02-10, 07:14 AM
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Re: Stretchie has a stroke.
Teehee....I am gonna get a kicking!
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