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18-03-14, 03:59 PM
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Why does my work bother
I go to the gents and goto stand at the urinal and there is **** all over the floor... Wtf can people aim properly!!!
So I decide to go to a cubical... FFS **** all over the seat!!! Next I'm using the ladies!!! Or a pot plant. |
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18-03-14, 04:05 PM
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Re: Why does my work bother
Mate forget urinals, you'll be amazed how much pee splash back you're getting on your hands and clothes. As for the seats, no biggy, you're not sitting down. I presume all seats are filthy anyway, regardless if I can see wet, dried or no pee whatsoever.
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18-03-14, 04:06 PM
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Why does my work bother
Take your relatives $1.000.000.000 n tell work where they can stick their $hitty bogs!!!!!!! 😁
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18-03-14, 04:22 PM
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Re: Why does my work bother
See this all the time here, i'm sure there are one or two who use the cubicles just so they can pee on the seat and the floor.
need their noses rubbing in it. |
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18-03-14, 05:07 PM
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Re: Why does my work bother
Get a few of these;
http://www.urinalfly.com/ Or as I've heard others do, photo's of management! Improves target acquisition and accuracy no end! Pete 
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18-03-14, 05:28 PM
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Re: Why does my work bother
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I might buy a box for work. Nikon thats not bad, its in bog roll holders up the walls along with excrement where I work
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18-03-14, 08:55 PM
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Re: Why does my work bother
I was intending to put up a sign saying "Take another step, you're not that big" or some electrical sockets on the floor in front of them, but I work in a rather corporate environment so thought better of it.
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18-03-14, 09:36 PM
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Re: Why does my work bother
Think that's bad, where I work it comes in bottles for me to analyse!
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18-03-14, 10:01 PM
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Re: Re: Why does my work bother
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written with a brio
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