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[dizzyblonde]

what am I thinking??????

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

what am I thinking??????

Big box powder or stick with liquids?

[squirrel_hunter]

I thought I'd take a few on...

Originally Posted by grh1904

What i really want to know,

what I really really want to know............

Ho do you zig-a-zig-ahh.........???

The zig-a-zig-ahh is a slang term for the act of fornication, hopefully I won't have to draw you a picture on a how to, but I would like to point out that this 'song' was aimed at underage girls.

Originally Posted by Wideboy

how long i a piece of string?

Twice as long from one end as it is from the middle. Alternatively use a tape measure.

Originally Posted by phil24_7

How much wood, could a wood chuck, chuck. If a wood chuck, could chuck, wood?

This is by far the most promising question. However you have failed to describe the boundaries of the wood chucking process. Should we assume an able bodied experienced wood chuck? Is the wood chuck working from a preprepared limitless supply of wood for the chucking? What is the shape, size, and weight of the wood that is to be chucked? Over how long a chucking period will the wood chuck be chucking? And most worrying of all has the wood chuck undergone a Health and Safety review to assure that the wood chucking process confirms to all known and unknown risks?

Originally Posted by hovis

cos they r ace

but phil, you have never posted anything
serious
so we did
not relise

Fair point, to the serious post bit, not the blade comment!

You can always rely on squirrel giving a long winded yet v. funny reply to most pointless questions!

You should win an award or something so I've sent a pile of bullsh1t to ya in the post. Please enjoy.