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Old 20-06-11, 09:37 PM   #11
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I also slapped £20 of lead free in my diesel Peugot the other day. I then drove 12 miles home before realising what I'd done (it ran but it was a bit knocky!!). I put half a pint of semi synth 10/40 in the fuel filler then turned round and drove cautiously another 6 miles to a local garage and put 50 quids worth of diesel in on top of it. It's been running perfectly ever since.
A mate of mine put £20 worth of UL in his diesel van. Then relaised and brimed it with Diesel. It was the best it ever ran.
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Old 20-06-11, 09:42 PM   #12
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I put a tenners worth of petrol in an ambulance once!! Brimmed it with diesel when i noticed my self doing it but felt a right tool when i had to explain why i had signed for petrol on the account!
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Old 20-06-11, 10:41 PM   #13
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Well never mind dear Stretchie, it could have been a lot worse, you could have filled it right up before you noticed!

Lesson here folks, don't fill up if you are tired, stressed or having an off day!

Have a dirty Jayney hug to make you feel better!

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Old 21-06-11, 12:47 AM   #14
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do mind stretchie, it should have been alot worse, you should have filled it right up before you noticed
lesson here folks, dont let strechie near a bike when he's awake, calm or on his best day,
have a big DP b1tchslap to make you feel like the mong child you are

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Old 21-06-11, 06:17 AM   #15
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I also slapped £20 of lead free in my diesel Peugot the other day. I then drove 12 miles home before realising what I'd done (it ran but it was a bit knocky!!). I put half a pint of semi synth 10/40 in the fuel filler then turned round and drove cautiously another 6 miles to a local garage and put 50 quids worth of diesel in on top of it. It's been running perfectly ever since.
My bro filled his diesel Peugeot with petrol, £30 worth. Then drove around until it started coughing and stuttering, took it to a garage to top up with diesel and it wouldn't start! So the local mechanic picked it up, and cleaned the filter and stuff out but didn't bother draining the system, said it would be ok because it was filled with diesel now.....well...that car is in car heaven now....it killed it. Bro got to drive about 3 times and then it died. What a muppet!
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Old 21-06-11, 06:33 AM   #16
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One lad at work filled a job bike with diesel.

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Old 21-06-11, 08:32 AM   #17
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One lad at work filled a job bike with diesel.

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Old 21-06-11, 08:39 AM   #18
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Silly Billy, are you trying for PeteVtwins diesel crown?

Brother put a tank of petrol in his brand New Seat Leon once. Broke the turbo, very expensive! To his credit though, he had just come back from filling the missus's car with petrol, so he had a lapse in sanity....which cost him a few hundred quid.
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Old 21-06-11, 10:11 AM   #19
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Mr Stretchie,

You are no longer allowed to comment on my oil filling abilities without me bringing this incident up.


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Old 21-06-11, 10:34 AM   #20
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