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Old 08-09-14, 05:37 PM   #1061
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They already say that
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Old 08-09-14, 10:19 PM   #1062
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. . and the same for the mighty $ ?
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Old 08-09-14, 10:25 PM   #1063
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Nothing mighty about the US dollar anymore.
Unless you are an American that's never left the country and just don't know any better.
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Old 09-09-14, 06:16 PM   #1064
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Old 10-09-14, 10:53 AM   #1065
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Women are like steaks. They always look nice but if they're not done right, you'll suffer in the morning.
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Old 10-09-14, 06:14 PM   #1066
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Old 20-09-14, 11:47 AM   #1067
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No posts in over a week, did I kill the thread?

Or does it make me the winner, whats my prize?
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Old 20-09-14, 07:26 PM   #1068
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Ok, time to lower the tone for those you old enough to remember Gompie...

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Old 20-09-14, 08:45 PM   #1069
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In light of recent events I'll recycle an old favourite:

What's the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes?

No one cry's when you cut up the bagpipes.
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Old 22-09-14, 12:51 PM   #1070
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