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Old 11-10-14, 08:03 PM   #1081
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ROFL
Well done Puny!
That's the best one I've heard in a while.
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Old 16-10-14, 08:59 PM   #1082
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The sad thing is, it's not a joke. If, as an Englishman, you have lived and worked in Scotland, as I have, you would know that there's more than a little truth in that last bit.
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Old 16-10-14, 11:01 PM   #1083
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You should have seen her face light up when she opened it...
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Old 18-10-14, 10:39 PM   #1084
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I started a support group for ebola patients but it was short lived.
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Old 19-10-14, 01:18 AM   #1085
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I started a support group for ebola patients but it was short lived.
I'm not surprised considering only 2 people have contracted it
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Old 19-10-14, 01:47 AM   #1086
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I'm not surprised considering only 2 people have contracted it




Wow, you should watch the world news more.

See, we're not the only one's who think the US is the only country in the world.
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Old 19-10-14, 01:56 AM   #1087
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Wow, you should watch the world news more.

See, we're not the only one's who think the US is the only country in the world.
wait what?? I was only talking about the US. What else were you considering when I said that 2 people have contracted ebola? Venus ... ? Neptune ... ?

I don't understand
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Old 20-10-14, 10:48 PM   #1088
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Africa maybe? Spain?
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Old 21-10-14, 02:24 AM   #1089
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I'm working on a ebola video for youtube now.
It's almost certain to go viral.
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Matt... please...
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