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03-01-08, 02:00 PM
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Re: chat up lines
1 hot girl
1 ugly girl. Go to ugly girl. "Fancy a dance"? Ugly girl gets all excited that shes be chosed over her hot mate..... "Yes Please" "good, off you go, I want to get on your fit mate" Muhahaaaa ha ha. I've not actually had the bottle to try this one, i don't want a bottle in my face 
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05-01-08, 03:26 PM
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Re: chat up lines
lol lol some of these are mad, so has anyone tried these out? anyone get a slap lol
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05-01-08, 03:32 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Sit on me face, I'll guess your weight
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05-01-08, 03:39 PM
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Re: chat up lines
ones i quoted on another thread
a bad 1.........hows ya belly for a lodger? a v bad 1.......hows ya ni**les for blackheads? a new 1........bend over baby i,ll drive ya ome 
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05-01-08, 04:03 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Bloke - "Ive got a magic watch on, it says your not wearing any underwear."
Girl replies - "I am!" Bloke - "Sh*t, it must be an hour fast" |
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05-01-08, 05:30 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Re: chat up lines
Quote:
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05-01-08, 07:05 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Get your coat love.......i've got a knife.
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05-01-08, 09:36 PM
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Re: chat up lines
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05-01-08, 11:08 PM
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Re: chat up lines
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
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