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Old 23-03-15, 01:38 PM   #21
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What if the night boat went to Luxor?
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Old 23-03-15, 01:53 PM   #22
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What if Klingons were on the port bow?
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Old 23-03-15, 02:31 PM   #23
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What if they were on the highway to Nando's?


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Old 23-03-15, 02:47 PM   #24
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What if Starships were not meant to fly and it was a happy accident?
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Old 23-03-15, 02:52 PM   #25
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What if Dire Straits and Chris Rea merged would they become Dire Rea???
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Old 23-03-15, 09:14 PM   #26
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What if 50 shades of grey was a different colour
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Old 23-03-15, 11:25 PM   #27
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What if ridicule is something Prince Charming should be scared of?
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Old 24-03-15, 08:13 AM   #28
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What if he hadn't lived in a house, a very big house in the county but a small studio flat in Peckham?

And feeding the sparrows, sometimes the dirty pigeons had given him an enormous sense of dissatisfaction and left him vaguely sad for the rest of the day?
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What if the guy who works in the chip shop swore he was Tommy Cooper?
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Old 24-03-15, 08:57 AM   #30
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What if I believed I could fly and touch the sky but fell back to earth like captain Tom.
If she was a fast machine and kept her motor clean would it be with mr muscle or acf50?
What if she shook me all night long would I thank her in the morning?
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