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20-11-11, 01:34 PM
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My mate said,"It's me and the wife's 10th aniversary next weekend. I thought we could go somewhere really nice."
"Sounds good to me mate. What are you going to tell your wife though?"
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20-11-11, 09:26 PM
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If you want to watch normal people telling brilliant jokes watch this..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...kes_Episode_1/ If you don't laugh, give up, go and find a big rock and crawl under it....brilliant. |
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20-11-11, 09:29 PM
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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21-11-11, 03:43 PM
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Some git wrote "MONG" all over my windows. It took me forever to lick it off.
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21-11-11, 05:54 PM
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21-11-11, 05:58 PM
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Apparently , Women are getting in on this "Movember" Moustache growing thing by growing something back of their own next year ..... I am reallly not looking forward to "Fannuary"
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21-11-11, 07:35 PM
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New keyboard again!!! and stolen
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21-11-11, 08:35 PM
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I keep finding my mate drinking brake fluid.
I think he's addicted to it. But he tells me he can stop any time. |
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21-11-11, 09:09 PM
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My missus keeps eating jigsaw pieces...
She's got a right puzzled look on her face!
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21-11-11, 09:59 PM
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