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Viney · 27-09-12, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cymraeg_Atodeg

Isn't most of it down to interpretation?

It is like the Simpsons, some of the jokes go way over kids heads because they don't know, but, the adults know.

Either way, keep it clean please that is all.

27-09-12, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viney

Either way, keep it clean please that is all.

Yes boss

punyXpress · 28-09-12, 08:44 AM

English Stiff Upper Lip

On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish
blood, and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that ?"
The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

28-09-12, 07:28 PM

I totally admire my postman, he's always pushing the envelope in everything he does.

DJ123 · 28-09-12, 07:49 PM

"I can't wait 2 C U tonight. XXX"

"Me neither. The Pacifier."

"The Pacifier? WTF?"

"Sorry, I thought we were ending our texts with Vin Diesel movies."

DJ123 · 28-09-12, 07:50 PM

Girl: What do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt and kill aliens
Girl: WHAT? Aliens aren't real!
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Girl: No
Me: Your Welcome

DJ123 · 28-09-12, 07:53 PM

Megan Stammer has said in a statement: "I'm so sorry for running of with my maths teacher. I knew I should of gone for the Geography teacher. France is a **** hole"

29-09-12, 06:58 PM

I had a dream last night that my Dad was gonna die........

My Mum rang today and said the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep!

squirrel_hunter · 30-09-12, 12:16 PM

Teachers eh?

One day you're taking the register, next day you're on one...

DJ123 · 30-09-12, 08:54 PM

Say: Eye
Spell: MAP
Say: Ness

28-09-12, 08:44 AM	#583
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes English Stiff Upper Lip On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that ?" The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!" __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

28-09-12, 07:28 PM	#584
svrich Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I totally admire my postman, he's always pushing the envelope in everything he does.

28-09-12, 07:49 PM	#585
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes "I can't wait 2 C U tonight. XXX" "Me neither. The Pacifier." "The Pacifier? WTF?" "Sorry, I thought we were ending our texts with Vin Diesel movies." __________________ BMW F800ST

28-09-12, 07:50 PM	#586
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Girl: What do you do for a living? Me: I hunt and kill aliens Girl: WHAT? Aliens aren't real! Me: Have you ever seen one? Girl: No Me: Your Welcome __________________ BMW F800ST

28-09-12, 07:53 PM	#587
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Megan Stammer has said in a statement: "I'm so sorry for running of with my maths teacher. I knew I should of gone for the Geography teacher. France is a **** hole" __________________ BMW F800ST

29-09-12, 06:58 PM	#588
Thunderace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I had a dream last night that my Dad was gonna die........ My Mum rang today and said the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep!

30-09-12, 12:16 PM	#589
squirrel_hunter Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny Swindon Posts: 3,575	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Teachers eh? One day you're taking the register, next day you're on one... __________________ "A little enthusiastic?" May I add here, GG is awesome and I think I am in love with Stretchie...he rocks my world! SH2 \| 2MA \| GROM \| YSR

30-09-12, 08:54 PM	#590
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Say: Eye Spell: MAP Say: Ness __________________ BMW F800ST

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