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23-05-13, 11:59 PM | #801 |
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
**** stretchie that's awesome
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23-05-13, 11:59 PM | #802 |
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SK YOU ARSSSE!!!! lol
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Quote:
You're a dude
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24-05-13, 08:51 AM | #804 |
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I canna read it on my phone as ita blurred. What am I doing wrong?
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It's "Jamaican Hairstyle Day" at work tomorrow.
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28-06-13, 10:15 PM | #807 |
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Tried to get to Wimbledon the other day, it was a very difficult journey, over ground, underground...
When we got there we saw them training the umpires of the future. They start them at a very early age, sit them in high chairs and listen to them shouting "juice juice". |
06-07-13, 12:34 AM | #808 |
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Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
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Strewth Andy - you've put on weight!
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