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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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My girlfriend woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.
I love felt tips.
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I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today."
"Why not?" he asked. I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform." "That's no excuse," he shouted. I said, "I know, but try telling her that."
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So i was walking down the street earlier and this chav threw some cheese at me!
I was like, that's mature.
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The police knock at a house, and a 10 year old boy answers with a fag in one hand and a glass of whisky in the other.
The police officer asks, "Are your parents home?" The boy replies "What does it f**king look like?" |
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