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15-09-12, 09:28 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Two parrots on a perch.
One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?". |
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15-09-12, 10:10 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Two cows are standing in a field. First cow says to the other, 'So are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease going around?' Second cow says, 'Why should I be? I'm a squirrel.'"
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15-09-12, 10:13 PM
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15-09-12, 10:30 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Two slugs turned a corner and came up behind two snails. They groaned loudly Oh no! Caravans!
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16-09-12, 08:24 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Don't make fun of a big man with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it!
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17-09-12, 09:05 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Don't marry a dyslexic dwarf. Its not big and its not clever.
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17-09-12, 09:57 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
When I was a school the 'weird kid' was found pleasuring himself with some savoury biscuits. Everyone knew he was f**king crackers.
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20-09-12, 09:56 PM
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Why men should be aloud to sleep around and women shouldn't..............
If you have a key that fits every lock, it's a master key. If you have a lock that can be opened by any key, it's a crap lock! |
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20-09-12, 09:58 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I ****ed this girl last night, and I must have been brilliant because she was telling everyone about it.
Her friends, her parents, the police...
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20-09-12, 09:59 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
My girlfriend was putting sun cream on.
"Do you mind doing my back?" she asked. "Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes." "Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?" And that was all the invitation I needed...
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