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11-10-14, 08:03 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
ROFL
 Well done Puny! That's the best one I've heard in a while.
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16-10-14, 08:59 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
The sad thing is, it's not a joke. If, as an Englishman, you have lived and worked in Scotland, as I have, you would know that there's more than a little truth in that last bit.
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I bought my Girlfriend a fridge for her birthday.
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18-10-14, 10:39 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I started a support group for ebola patients but it was short lived.
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Wow, you should watch the world news more. See, we're not the only one's who think the US is the only country in the world.  
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20-10-14, 10:48 PM
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Africa maybe? Spain?
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I'm working on a ebola video for youtube now.
It's almost certain to go viral.
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Matt... please...
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