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08-09-14, 05:37 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
They already say that
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08-09-14, 10:19 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
. . and the same for the mighty $ ?
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08-09-14, 10:25 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Nothing mighty about the US dollar anymore.
Unless you are an American that's never left the country and just don't know any better. 
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09-09-14, 06:16 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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10-09-14, 10:53 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Women are like steaks. They always look nice but if they're not done right, you'll suffer in the morning.
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10-09-14, 06:14 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
iPhone6
 
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20-09-14, 11:47 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
No posts in over a week, did I kill the thread?
Or does it make me the winner, whats my prize?
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20-09-14, 07:26 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Ok, time to lower the tone for those you old enough to remember Gompie...
"...Alice. Alice? Where the f**k is Alice?" |
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20-09-14, 08:45 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
In light of recent events I'll recycle an old favourite:
What's the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes? No one cry's when you cut up the bagpipes. |
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22-09-14, 12:51 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Why do woman love jesus? Because he is hung like this (arms spread wide)
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